Bits and Pieces
By: neen
Alrighty, number eight is fresh out…review please!
Anyways. Please review, so I can see if people actually like this! Enjoy.
THIS IS THE FINAL CHAPTER. El fin.
Maybe some other random, funny stories will come out later, but I'm currently working on three others….so it'll probably be a while. Try those out if you're in need of a read…Thanks for reading this!
VIII.
Over the next few days, Lily was being constantly greeted by Miss Prinscilla, who had finally gotten used to the uncomfortable wedging due to her lovely friend, THE PERIOD.
So goes the rumor, Lily and Prinscilla had gotten to be quite good friends. Excellent friends, one might say, judging by how many times Prinscilla managed to greet Lily in one hour.
Which happened to be quite a lot.
Erm, Like now.
"Mmm, hello to you too, Prinscilla," Lily said, grinning as James surprised her with a sudden kiss.
"I don't believe you like other people's 'hello's quite as much as mine," James said, giving a slight smirk as Lily reddened to her hair color.
"Well, they are something, Boobs. I must admit," Lily said, referring back to her nickname for James, looking quite seductive.
"I know, Fur-Ball."
Lily's breath caught in her throat as he said her nickname. Her eyelashes fluttered quickly, she tilted forward to meet James's lips for the second time in two minutes.
As they both leaned over to kiss, someone interrupted them angrily, pushing the two apart with great strength. He glowered at the redhead, with a hint of malice.
"NowEvans, really! What in heavens are you two trying to do?" An oily-haired, sour-faced Slytherin by the name of Severus Snape came over, prying the two away forcefully, to Lily's and James's dismay. "You two mustn't do that!"
Lily cocked an eyebrow up, looking at Snape with mild interest. "What's gotten into you, Snape? It almost seems like you like dear Jamesie here…Getting jealous?"
Snape flushed red, the color clashing with his normally pumice-colored skin. "And what if I do?"
James looked horrified at these words. James choked a minute, which earned him concerned looks from both Lily and, to his great horror and disgust, Snape. He gagged out, looking highly revolted, "Please tell me you were just kidding when you said that, Snivelly."
Snape shook his head, looking oddly cheerful as he said, "Nope. It seems, dear Potter, I have fallen madly and crazily and passionately in love with…you. I've always had a secret fetish for wild, unkempt midnight black hair. I just want to run my fingers all through it…By the way, I think Snivelly is an absolutely romantic nickname."
"Merlin's beard," James breathed out, his face blanching, staggering backwards a bit as Snape leaned over to grasp James's long girly hair. "No one touches Mr. Jamie's hair!"
Lily's heart wrenched painfully as she heard Snape's words. That was weird. So what if Snape liked James? It's not like James liked Snape back or anything…but still.
Suddenly, Sirius came bouncing into the corridor out of seemingly nowhere. "Prongsie dearest! Er—I mean, hello there Prinscilla!" He suddenly spotted Snape and sneered at him. "Hullo there, Snivellus. Enjoying the sight in front of you?"
Snape blushed, and Sirius seeing this, smirked, knowing his trusty little love potion had been working quite well for the past couple of days. Ahh, the great joy fake love can bring at others' expense. His smirk widened.
"Well, ta ta, Snivelly," Sirius said, charming the said person to walk off in a very stiff manner out of their sight. "Won't be missing you!"
James was still shaking slightly from the shock he had just endured with Snape ultimately confessing his great love for him. "Oh Merlin. I didn't see that one coming at all…"
"Of course not," Sirius said happily, grinning manically. "I did, though."
"You did?" Both Lily and James asked in an incredulous voice at the same time. They looked at each other with identical bewildered expressions on their faces.
Sirius nodded and beamed brightly, quickly explaining to both people, "You see, I spiked his daily draught of pumpkin juice a week ago with an extra brew of love potion. The spell doesn't wear off until tomorrow. Absolutely bloody brilliant, aren't I?"
"YOU!" James cried out lividly and made for Sirius, but was unfortunately for him, blocked by Lily, who was trying to assuage James from grinding Sirius's face with his foot.
"Oh, c'mon, James. It was just a harmless prank. You can't say that it wouldn't have been funny if it was to someone else?" Lily asked soothingly, pulling James off of Sirius, who looked quite scandalized.
James slowly breathed in and out to settle his nerves. "Fine. Sod off, Padfoot. That was stupid."
Sirius pouted, but obediently left the two alone in the hallway.
Turning back, James met Lily's eyes.
The two stared at each other a moment before Lily cracked, unable to keep it in anymore, and her eyes fell to the ground, determined to stare there for the rest of eternity.
"James?" Lily addressed fearfully, looking quite pale as she said this to the floor.
"Yes, Lily?"
"I think—I reckon that I might fancy you," Lily said in a hoarse whisper, not being quite able to bring her face to meet his.
James paled, quite unlike him. "You're admitting your homosexuality to me? You prefer girls after all this time? Merlin, I didn't see that coming either!"
Lily rolled her eyes, bringing her eyes to look at James's astonished and depressed facial expression. It was so like James to ruin the moment. "No, you insolent pillock. I meant you, James Potter, boy, and snogging extraordinaire. Not the girl you, Prinscilla Adams."
"Oh. I see, now."
"Yes. So…" Lily prodded, getting a bit impatient with this.
"When I get into my guy body, would you like to go out sometime?" James asked, looking hesitant as he did so.
Lily beamed. For once, James had done the right thing. "That sounds lovely, James. I'd like that."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! Quick, Lily! Punch me in the eye," James requested.
"Erm, okay," Lily said, and without question, popped a black eye onto James.
"Ouch. Good aim," James said, acknowledging her punch with a nod. "I'm definitely not dreaming."
Lily sighed with an expression of automatic slight irritation. "No, you're not."
"And you're not following the script anymore?" James asked, looking suspiciously at Lily.
Lily shook her head. "That thing? No, I ditched it in the dumpster weeks ago. It's more fun to live out our lives like this. Don't you think so?"
James grinned and then clutched his head dramatically. "I'd never thought the day Lily Evans would go out with me was when I was a girl. Of all days…" He trailed off, chuckling.
"You only have three minutes left of being a girl, James," Lily reminded, checking her watch. "I remember, that day I had an allergic reaction…it seems so far away now. I must be insane, but I'm actually glad it happened."
"I knew that cologne worked wonders," James grinned brightly. "It seems that we're in dire need of a celebration. What say you to that?"
"I agree," Lily said, smiling as well.
"Well, who am I to keep the lady waiting?" James winked at her suggestively and kissed her deeply.
By the time they were finished, James had long returned to his normal body.
James took a glance at his body and a frown formed on his lips.
"Aww, I'm going to miss those boobies. They were so fun to squeeze!"
"I'm sorry for your ah, erm—loss." Lily said, not sure how to respond to that particular comment.
"Can I squeeze yours instead?"
"JAMES POTTER!"
"Fine, Fur-Ball," James pouted cutely and leaned in for another quick snog before they headed off to their next class.
Just as he did so, Lily felt the unmistakable squeeze of her right boob by a very masculine hand. Highly offended, her eyes popped open, revealing her bright green, and currently angry orbs. She brandished her wand expertly, ready to reprimand and hex James into the next year, but James was long gone, only traces of his delighted chuckles trailing behind.
Woo, the end of it all! Yeah, it was only supposed to be a one-shot…but you see, things got quite out of hand. I hope you all liked it…and please check out ODDS AND ENDS, which I am going to be updating more and more over the next few weeks.
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