"Leanne, come on, we're going to be late! Ugh, you dork! HOW DID YOU GET YOUR HEAD STUCK IN THE GATE?" Rieane screamed. "This is just great Leanne! Now I have to tell Ferrah that one of her students got her fat skull stuck in the gate of a cemetery? Why the hell were you looking in a cemetery? Yeah, you're officially mentally challenged." Rieane ran off to find Ferrah, the headmaster of the academy.

Leo wasn't far behind and heard the entire arguement. "Do you need some help Leanne?" he asked in the most sarcastic voice I had ever heard.

"Does it look like I need help? YEAH I NEED HELP! And I think that I have a wedgie." Wait, did I just say that? I am mentally challenged! And I said it to a guy? Uh-oh.

"Okay, keep your clothes on." I bet you he regretted saying that after he said it. "Just relax. I'll jump over the gate and push your head through. No big deal. It'll be painless," Leo said. Painless? MY HEAD IS FREAKIN STUCK IN A FREAKIN GATE. HOW IS THAT NOT PAINLESS?

"Okay, I'll jump over the gate and push your head through," he said again.

"Leo, there is no way you can jump over. It's a 10 foot gate. There is no way that you can jump!" I told him.

"Don't worry, I'll find a way," he said. He was talking to me from the other side of the gate.

How did he jump? What is he, Superloser?

"Okay, on the count of three, I'll shove your watermelon head out of the gate. This will be fun!" He was soo gonna get it, once my head got unstuck.

"One, two, two and a half, two and three..." he went on.

I cut him short. "LEO, GET MY HEAD OUT! STOP COUNTING AND SHOVE IT OUT!" I have absolutely no talent with words what so ever.

"As you wish," he said and my head went flying and I fell over. I kinda sorta deserved that, didn't I. Well, sure but now I have to find Rieane and make sure that she didnt' find Ferrah. If she did, I would be expelled and my ass would be sent to Timbucktoo or where ever they send you.

I started to walk away when someone started yelling, "LEANNE, A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE!" It was coming from the cemetery. The gate of the cemetery was now talking to me.

"Leanne, I can't get back over. I need help," he said.

"You need help with a few more things than just getting back over," I replied. Now I have to find Rieane and get the dipshit that got me unstuck unstuck. I've seen better days and this is not one of them.