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Humor Shorts: 2

Hermione and Draco

Hermione: We won by 458 points, Malfoy.

Draco: No, you won by 457 points, Mudblood.

Hermione: 458!

Draco: No, 457!

Hermione: Harry, right we won by 458 points?

Harry: Yup.

Draco: Humph, No! (storms out)

The next day

Harry: Yesterday, about what I said that we won by 458 points?

Hermione: Oh yeah! I forgot to thank you!

Harry: Uhh, Hermione...

Hermione: Yeah?

Harry: Draco was right.

Hermione: ...

(Draco enters the room)

Draco: See? Told you I was right!

Harry: How'd you know we were talking about you?

Draco: Uhh, that...umm...well...you see...

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