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Humor Shorts

Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione

Ron: Look at this, guys!

Harry: Whoa, it's Texas!

Ron: Tex-ass? Wha zat?

Harry: Not Tex-ass, Texas. It's a state in America.

(Draco enters the room)

Draco: Yeah, for once, Pothead is right. People there go 'Get a dog, little longie, get a dog!' (Starts to walk around in circles saying it)

(Hermione enters the room)

Hermione: (Grabs Draco on the shoulders to stop him) Malfoy, it's 'Get along, little doggie.' smart one.

Draco: Oh...Yeah, I was just saying that to confuse these 2 idiots!

Harry and Ron: We are NOT idiots, Malfoy, for we are NOT the ones who messed up the places for 'long' and 'doggie'!

Draco: Whatever! (Storms out of the room)

Hermione: Uh...Guys, you know that he's gonna be REALLY mad?

Harry: Dun worry.

Ron: Yeah, mate, he'll get over it.

Hermione: How do you know?

Harry: He's either gonna have to stay outside in the halls, or in the Gryffindor's Dormitories, which will ruin his reputation.

Ron: Yep.

Hermione: What?

Harry: Dumbledore changed the Slytherin common room password, when Malfoy was in here with us.

Ron: We told Dumbledore that if he agrees, it'll help the Gryffindors and Slytherin's become friends, and he agreed!

Hermione: Ha ha! (has a laughing fit) –wipes tears from eyes- Ahh...

(Someone knocks on the door, guess who?)

Harry: Yes?

Draco: Can I come in for the night?

Harry, Hermione, Ron: BWAHAHAHAHAH!

Draco: What? Can I?

Isn't it funny? I think this one is my favorite. Wha da ya think? R&R, please!