Hello, this is where you can get the funniest Humor Shorts in the whole site!
Only 1 review per short, please. Oh, and if you don't leave a review, but read the shorts, well, you should know that you are so cheap. Enjoy!
Humor Shorts
Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione
Ron: Look at this, guys!
Harry: Whoa, it's Texas!
Ron: Tex-ass? Wha zat?
Harry: Not Tex-ass, Texas. It's a state in America.
(Draco enters the room)
Draco: Yeah, for once, Pothead is right. People there go 'Get a dog, little longie, get a dog!' (Starts to walk around in circles saying it)
(Hermione enters the room)
Hermione: (Grabs Draco on the shoulders to stop him) Malfoy, it's 'Get along, little doggie.' smart one.
Draco: Oh...Yeah, I was just saying that to confuse these 2 idiots!
Harry and Ron: We are NOT idiots, Malfoy, for we are NOT the ones who messed up the places for 'long' and 'doggie'!
Draco: Whatever! (Storms out of the room)
Hermione: Uh...Guys, you know that he's gonna be REALLY mad?
Harry: Dun worry.
Ron: Yeah, mate, he'll get over it.
Hermione: How do you know?
Harry: He's either gonna have to stay outside in the halls, or in the Gryffindor's Dormitories, which will ruin his reputation.
Ron: Yep.
Hermione: What?
Harry: Dumbledore changed the Slytherin common room password, when Malfoy was in here with us.
Ron: We told Dumbledore that if he agrees, it'll help the Gryffindors and Slytherin's become friends, and he agreed!
Hermione: Ha ha! (has a laughing fit) –wipes tears from eyes- Ahh...
(Someone knocks on the door, guess who?)
Harry: Yes?
Draco: Can I come in for the night?
Harry, Hermione, Ron: BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Draco: What? Can I?
Isn't it funny? I think this one is my favorite. Wha da ya think? R&R, please!
