Humor Shorts
Mudblood
Hermione: -enters the Great Hall and stomps towards Malfoy-
Harry and Ron: -notices her storming off to Draco-
Ron: Blimey, Harry, she must be really mad, wonder what she's gonna do, though.
Harry: ...is that...mud on her arm? ..but what's that red..?
Ron and Harry: -quietly scampers toward Hermione, not wanting to miss out-
With Hermione and Draco
Hermione: Draco Malfoy!
Draco: -turns around with a sneer at Hermione- What do you want, Mudblood?
Hermione: Honestly, Draco, do you even know the meaning of Mudblood?
Draco: ...
Hermione: Well, if I'm a Mudblood, my blood will probably look like this!
-rolls her sleeve up to reveal mud smeared across blood-
Draco, Crabbe, Goyle: oO;; Omfg...
Draco: -winces- is that...actual Mudblood, Granger?
Hermione: As a matter of fact, yes it is. –glare-
Draco: my my...-thinks-...what is it you want?
Hermione: I want you to stop calling me a Mudblood, you half-bred!
With Harry and Ron
Harry: -tear-
Ron: She's lost it...
With Hermione and Draco
Draco: Fyi, Granger, I am a Pureblood. –sneer-
Hermione: -glance- do you even know what a Mudblood is?
Draco: ...err...um...No.
Hermione: oO I'm leaving. –turns around- Oh and Draco?
Draco: What is it, Granger?
Hermione: You are a big turd, did you know that? Also, you have a very low vocabulary. –struts away-
Author Note: I think the word "turd" is very funny. And YES, I know what it means. - -;; Well, I would adore you if you reviewed! Danke to my few reviewers!
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