Humor Shorts

Mudblood

Hermione: -enters the Great Hall and stomps towards Malfoy-

Harry and Ron: -notices her storming off to Draco-

Ron: Blimey, Harry, she must be really mad, wonder what she's gonna do, though.

Harry: ...is that...mud on her arm? ..but what's that red..?

Ron and Harry: -quietly scampers toward Hermione, not wanting to miss out-

With Hermione and Draco

Hermione: Draco Malfoy!

Draco: -turns around with a sneer at Hermione- What do you want, Mudblood?

Hermione: Honestly, Draco, do you even know the meaning of Mudblood?

Draco: ...

Hermione: Well, if I'm a Mudblood, my blood will probably look like this!

-rolls her sleeve up to reveal mud smeared across blood-

Draco, Crabbe, Goyle: oO;; Omfg...

Draco: -winces- is that...actual Mudblood, Granger?

Hermione: As a matter of fact, yes it is. –glare-

Draco: my my...-thinks-...what is it you want?

Hermione: I want you to stop calling me a Mudblood, you half-bred!

With Harry and Ron

Harry: -tear-

Ron: She's lost it...

With Hermione and Draco

Draco: Fyi, Granger, I am a Pureblood. –sneer-

Hermione: -glance- do you even know what a Mudblood is?

Draco: ...err...um...No.

Hermione: oO I'm leaving. –turns around- Oh and Draco?

Draco: What is it, Granger?

Hermione: You are a big turd, did you know that? Also, you have a very low vocabulary. –struts away-

Author Note: I think the word "turd" is very funny. And YES, I know what it means. - -;; Well, I would adore you if you reviewed! Danke to my few reviewers!

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