AN: I started to write this with Microsoft Word: so there is going to be A LOT of grammatical corrections! I Hope you likes ;) Oh, and I can't really say anything, but a new character might be coming :-p
The One Where Rachel's Right
New Show…
So no one told you life was going to be this way…
Your job's a joke; you're broke; your love life's DOA…
It's like you're always stuck in 2nd gear…
Whether it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,
Or even your year,
But…
I'll be there for you!
When the rain starts to pour,
I'll be there for you!
Like I've been there before,
I'll be there for you!
'Cause you're there for me too…
CAMERA FADES INTO SHOT…
Rachel finished with Phoebe on the phone, that's when Ross walked through the threshold. He seemed upset about something. Rachel knew instantly that it was something about work; and decided not to ask him. She didn't want to die of boredom today! However, Ross just sat there…pouting. Then, he grunted. Finally, he caught Rachel's annoyance.
"What is it, Ross?"
"Well, it's about work…" he began. "I just… I don't know! Well, I'm fed up with the way I am treated there…I wanna be appreciated!"
She looked up at him; he looked so humble at the moment.
"Well then, QUIT! I mean you are a great paleontologist…I am sure you will find something!"
Ross just sat there, still pouting. Suddenly Rachel knew that sex might be the only thing that can cheer him up. She started to walk up to him seductively.
"You know Ross… we haven't uh… you know!"
He stared up at her, knowing what she wanted…he saw the desire in her face. So, he kissed her passionately on the lips, and then he kissed her again.
"Okay, fine" he whispered softly into her ear, "let's go into the bedroom. And then it struck him, "what about Emma?"
"She sleeping," Rachel said satisfied. "Let's go…"
NEXT SCENE
While Rachel and Ross were having sex, things were going bad in the Bing House…
"Chandler… I can't believe that you dared to smoke, AGAIN!" Monica screamed at her husband, loudly.
"Look, it was a teeny, tiny, little, -ittle, cigarette! I mean, damn Mon… you get upset over nothing!"
"Nothing? You could die, Chandler…DIE!" Monica replied.
"I don't need this crap right now, Mon! You know, there's a lot of pressure: with the babies and all!"
"I thought you wanted the babies!"
"I do, it's just that…TWINS!" He looked at her intently, "TWINS!" he repeated. "How are we supposed do take care of twins? I mean, we bought this house, with about all the money we have…and we thought we were only going to have one…and then two popped out…and…" Chandler was getting short of breath.
Monica calmed down. She knew her husband needed her at this very moment, maybe more than he would ever need her in a lifetime. "Sweetie, it's all going to be okay. Trust me…" she grabbed his hand and placed it on her chest. She secured it tightly with hers, and then kissed him gently on the lips. She smiled at him, and somehow the whole thing seemed easier to Chandler.
"I know, I am being a jerk at the moment… I am so, so sorry." Chandler said. Monica just nodded, and then placed her head on his shoulder.
"Everything is gonna be alright…"
NEXT SCENE
Joey is at a restaurant; he is on a date…
"So, what do you do for a living?" his date asks.
"Well, I'm an actor…"
"Might I have seen you in anything?"
"Umm, well I do a little soap opera you might me familiar with: The Days of Our Lives."
"You mean 'Days of Our Lives' without the 'The'" she corrected him.
"Oh, okay…" he said, while smiling, trying to humor her. She blinked, confused.
She raised her eyebrow and started to say something, "Umm…" but then stopped because she forgot.
This date is going terrible, Joey started to think, she's HORRIBLE! Ahh, I'll have her in the sack by tonight!
NEXT SCENE
Last, we left off where Phoebe and Mike picked up their cell phones. Phoebe was talking to Rachel, and Mike with his mom. Phoebe hung up her phone, and sighed.
"I can't believe this," Phoebe started to say…
"Shh…" Mike interrupted her.
Phoebe looked around, waiting for Mike to finish on the cell. When he finally hung up, they just started straight ahead; exhausted.
"UGH!" Phoebe began, "I cannot believe that this happened! It's driving me insane…at least we won't have to tell everyone when we're pregnant. I'll just tell Mon, and then everyone else will know in about an hour!"
"Yea…" Mike began. He rubbed his face with his hands, "just, yea…"
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Joey woke up. Unsurprisingly, he found his date naked under the covers with him. He looked once again under the covers, and smiled. Look at Jennifer, or is it Sarah? Er, Samantha…yea, look at Samantha there. Wait 'till she hears that I'm a loner! Joey thought. Finally, his date woke up.
"Hey, Samantha!"
"My name's Gladys!" She said angrily.
"I knew that…" Joey began to say, looking for a lie to tell her, "I was just kidding with you." He said, nodding his head. "Well, you are not gonna believe this…I am a LONER!"
"Yea, so…?"
Joey seemed surprised…why didn't she seemed surprised, and why didn't she want to break up? "So, I am just telling you that…so yea…have fun. I gotta go to work…"
"Well I will see you at night," she said firmly. This was one bitch that wasn't going to let go… she was going to fight for Joey…she knew that he was just giving her excuses for them not to be together. But, she liked Joey, a lot, and she wanted to be with him. Besides, the sex was gooood!
NEXT SCENE
Joey arrives at Rachel and Ross's apartment…
"Hey Rach," Joey began to say. "Wassup?"
"He Jo… nothing. So, how was The Date?" Rachel replied.
"Not so good…"
"Oh really? What happened?"
"Well when I told her that I was a loner, she didn't want to break up!"
Rachel felt insulted, "So basically, you just wanted a One Night Stand?"
"Yea!"
"…and Joey, what is so bad about this girl, that you won't even consider dating her?"
"Nothing. She's perfect in everyway. She makes me laugh, she has great taste…in food…. And her body is like WHOA! Her breasts were carved by a goddess… and her pus-"
"Okay, OKAY! That's just TOO MUCH INFORMATION…" Rachel cut Joey off. "So why don't you date her, Jo. I mean: you are getting too old for this 'bachelor thing'!"
Joey gazed at Rachel, and thought for a sec. Rachel is right: he thought to himself.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
END CREDITS EXTRA…
Phoebe and Mike start to get intimate…
Phoebe: wait, we ran out of condoms…
Mike: Phoebe, we are TRYING TO HAVE A BABY… we don't need condoms.
Phoebe: yea, sure mike!
Mike stares at her, as she walks up to the door. "3, 2, 1.."
Phoebe: OH! Right, A BABY!
Mike: I knew you would get it!
