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DISCLAIMER: Yea, yea. I don't own these characters…bleh, bleh, blah, blah. But, I am making up this plot and such, so ha!

The One Where Monica and Chandler Come to Town

New Show…

So no one told you life was going to be this way…

Your job's a joke; you're broke; your love life's DOA…

It's like you're always stuck in 2nd gear…

Whether it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,

Or even your year,

But…

I'll be there for you!

When the rain starts to pour,

I'll be there for you!

Like I've been there before,

I'll be there for you!

'Cause you're there for me too…

CAMERA FADES INTO SHOT…

It was obvious…Joey had lied to Gladys. He didn't want to be with her at the moment. Instead he decided to be with Rachel, who comforted him, and made him feel better. Rachel is right! I need to stop being some type of bachelor! He looked into Rachel's eyes. He looked deeper as if he was looking into a sea of green foam. He knew where this was going; he was starting to fall in love with Rachel again…he knew that it was forbidden. This was part of the reason why he was falling in love again, and at the same time he knew that she would never accept him again! She has a baby with Ross, and they are together! He thought to himself. But like forbidden fruit, he decided to fall in love with her, all over again…even if it was a huge mistake.

"Yea, you're right Rach. This bachelor thing isn't working out!" Joey told Rachel. Rachel smiled at Joey and patted him on his shoulder for support.

"You see, honey," she began to say; "You need to start dating someone, and forget about just sex!"

Joey started to think again, he didn't want to give up sex…it was all he lived for, basically. Who cared about work? Who cared about trying to get married with your sole-mate? It was sex that Joey woke up in the morning for…especially since he was roommates with Chandler. Chandler was such a klutz, that Joey felt he needed to reimburse the women that Chandler tried to go out with. Although that might sound stupid to you, Joey felt that it was his job back then. And now that Chandler had left, and not only out of the apartment but away from the building, and more than an hour away from where they were, he felt at no obligation to keep being a bachelor.

Joey finally sat down on the couch, and gazed around the apartment.

There they kept talking, and talking and Rachel kept convincing Joey by the second to stop being a bachelor.

NEXT SCENE

Last we left off: Mike and Phoebe were trying to have a baby. As they kissed passionately on the couch, they realized things were going to get more intense. Mike pulled Phoebe gently, while still kissing, and they both headed towards the bedroom.

AFTER HAVING SEX

Phoebe and Mike are lying on the bed…

"You are welcome…" Mike begins to say. Phoebe is just in awe, thinking that they might have actually made a baby.

"Yea-huh." Phoebe says.

NEXT SCENE

Ross and Rachel are talking…

"Hello honey." Rachel says to Ross.

"Where's Emma?" asks Ross.

"I left her with Amy…"

Ross looks at her furiously. "W- w- with Amy!" he asks.

"Yes…with Amy! What the hell is the big deal?"

"Amy! You left her with Amy? The woman that put holes in my daughters ears, the one that isn't mature, who is a self-involved bitch!"

"Don't you talk about my sister that way!"

"Hey, you said the same thing about her…those exact same words!"

"…because she's my sister to bitch about. She's not yours! You get that through your head, ROSS!"

"Well, I am so, so sorry that I said something bad about your sister…but it's the truth!"

Rachel looked at him; she felt that she wanted to kill him at that moment. "I am leaving…" that's all she said.

NEXT SCENE

Monica is on the phone with Rachel and Ross is on the phone with Chandler…

"How the hell could Ross say that?" asks Rachel.

"I don't know honey!"

"I just can't believe what he said. I just cannot believe it!"

CHANDLER'S CONVERSATION…

"Who-who-who the hell does she think she is? I mean, she talks the same way about her own damn sister! …and when I say it, I am a 'bitch!' I just can't believe her!"

"Yes, Ross…" Chandler says, uninterested. "Whatever you say…"

Monica and Chandler look at each other annoyed.

"She's the one that's wrong…" Chandler says.

MONICA'S CONVERSATION…

"He's the one that's wrong…" Monica says.

NEXT SCENE

Phoebe walks into her apartment…

"Honey, it's time to start trying again! I am ovulating today! So take off those pants and let's get to it!" Phoebe said enthusiastically.

"Okay… okay. Umm, well…Phoebe this is my great friend Sean. Sean-Phoebe, Phoebe-Sean." Mike and Phoebe have embarrassed expressions on their faces. Sean smiles lightly and shakes Phoebe's hand.

"Nice to meet you, Phoebe, Mike has said so much about you!"

"I hope they're good things," Phoebe says.

"Oh they are!"

"Well then, I don't hate him… ha, ha!" Phoebe laughs nervously. The night went to waste, Mike and Phoebe never got to try to have a baby, and instead they had to talk to Sean all night long.

When Sean left, Mike and Phoebe started to talk. "I am so sorry that I invited him here. I didn't know that you were going to be ovu- I didn't know that we were going to try tod- I'm sorry."

"Yea, well the day has gone to waste."

"Maybe not... How long can we wait until we can't have sex and be sure we won't get pregnant?"

"I'm not sure. But do you wanna try?" She gestured her left shoulder and pointed to the couch.

"Maybe…" Mike began to say, "Maybe not." He grabbed her gently and pulled her closer to the couch.

Right there and then, Mike and Phoebe had conceived a baby…they would soon find out!

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Chandler and Monica have decided to go back to New York and see their good friends… they walk into the Coffee House and see that everyone is there. There's Joey, his arm is around Gladys… there's Mike and Phoebe, happier than ever… and finally, there's Ross and Rachel, who are halfway across the room from each other. They look at each other and then jerk their heads towards the Coffee House door.

"Oh my God! Monica and Chandler are here!" Ross and Rachel said in unison. Then they look at each other, and roll their eyes. The rest of the group turns their heads…

"Oh my God… dude!" Joey says, running up to hug Chandler. Gladys is following him…

"Hey, I'm Gladys…nice to meet you"

"Hello, Gladys, I'm Monica. …and this is my husband: Chandler" Monica gestures her hand towards her husband.

"Aww… look at little Jack and Erika!" Phoebe walks up to Chandler, who is pushing them both in a stroller. She pick up little Jack. "Hey Erika, I am your aunt Phoebe."

"Actually, Pheebs, you're holding Jack." Chandler tells her.

Phoebe takes a closer look around his diaper. "Well who could tell with that smooth area? Is that gonna confuse people, or what?" She asks.

"Phoebe, they're only babies."

"Whatever you say, Mon..." Phoebe sits back down on the couch.

"So, how does it feel to be a father?" asks Mike.

"Well there's a lot of changing diapers to do! Is that disgusting?" Chandler responds.

"Well how do you know? I'm the one that always changes them…" Monica says.

"Yea, but I am the one that's in the other room with music on, and then I still have to hear you complain about how gross it is!" Chandler says.

The group looks puzzled.

"So, do they behave well?" asks Rachel.

"Yea, I guess so… they don't really cry. I mean… not as much as I thought they would."

"Well that's great…because Emma used to cry her tiny little ass off!"

Everyone nods in agreement.

"Anyways, Joey, how did you meet Gladys?" asks Monica.

"Well…I just saw her down the street and asked if she wanted to have dinner with me."

"Yea, before or after you looked up my dress?" Gladys responds.

"After…" Joey mumbles.

Monica widens her eyes, "okay."

"Cool…." Chandler says, as he slaps Joey's hand.

"Ugh, how sick…" Rachel begins to say.

"Hey, don't judge me!" Joey responds.

"Anyways, we were thinking about staying for the weekend…is there anyone we can stay with?"

"Oh sure, you can stay with me!" Joey says quickly.

"Great!" Monica and Chandler say.

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Phoebe and Mike go to the doctor….

"Congratulations, you're having a baby!"

"Oh my fricking seven Gods!"

NEXT SCENE

Ross apologizes to Rachel…

"Look, Rach, I am so sorry for everything that I said about Amy. I'm sure she's nice, and not self involved. The point is: she's your sister and I shouldn't talk about her that way…"

"I'm sorry too Ross." They kiss and make up.

NEXT SCENE

Joey, Monica, and Chandler are talking in Joey's apartment. They hear a banging from across the hall.

"Monica, Chandler, open the door! It's me: Erika!" Chandler opens Joey's apartment door…

"Erika?" He says, to the women who let them adopt their children. "What are you doing here?"

"Hey…" she says as she walks in, "I didn't become a nun. In fact, I realized what a huge and stupid mistake I had made!"

"What are you saying?" asks Monica.

"I want my children back…"

COMMERCIAL BREAK

END CREDITS…

AN: Cliffhangers are sweet!