TOW Joey and Gladys Get Serious

AN: I decided to write this as an actual script for any sitcom. If you likes, or don't likes, let me know. ;) I couldn't believe people actually liked this…and I must be crazy to update so fast. Please tell me if I am crazy or not. Also, please keep sending me those good reviews…they make me smile when I read them.

Ross

C'mon sweetie, laugh for daddy. Laugh for daddy! Yea, yes! Okay, fine. But this is only because I love you soooo much. - (starts to sing) I like big butts and I cannot lie. You otha brothas can't deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist. And a round thing in your face: you get sprung! (Stops singing) -. Oh, honey, you're laughing, you're laughing!

Rachel

(Walks in) you made Emma laugh? - Wait a minute…you didn't sing: Baby Got Back, did you? (She looks at him very seriously)

Ross

NO! No! No, no, god no!

Rachel

(Still looks at him very seriously)

Ross

(Breaks down) Okay, yea I did.

So, no one told you life was going to be this way,

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A,

It's like you're always stuck in second gear,

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,

or even your year,

But...

I'll be there for you!

When the rain starts to pour,

I'll be there for you!

Like I've been there before,

I'll be there for you!

'Cause you're there for me too...

AN: OKAY, this is the part where I decided to write it as I did before. Which way do you like better? Oh and I forgot…

DISCLAIMER: These characters belong to yadda, yadda, yadda…Warner Bros. Entertainment…and Kevin S. Bright, Marta Kauffman (I didn't know how to spell it), and David Crane. Lala…w/e. And, the song is owned by The Rembrandts… and life is not like this, and I bet you are annoyed by reading this already. However, this plot is owned by me, so ha!

BACK TO THE SHOW…

Joey and Gladys were going back to Joey's apartment. This would be approximately the tenth date.

"So, Gladys…enjoyed the movie?"

"I don't know if women naked every ten seconds isn't really my type of movie."

"Well, I thought it read Final Destination not Vinyl Breast-In-Asia."

"How could you get Final Destination and Vinyl Breast-In-Asia mixed up?" asked Gladys, smiling in the process.

"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know…" Joey replied rapidly. Then, Joey realized that he felt like he was talking to Rachel. He was still in love with Rachel. Then, he had a cunning idea: maybe if he got serious with Gladys, he would forget about Rachel. He was about to commit a very serious act. He grabbed Gladys's hand, and looked deeply into her eyes. "Gladys, I wanna give you something very important." He dug deep into his pocket and found what he was looking for. It was a key, a shiny silver key. "I want you to have a key to my apartment."

Gladys stared at him in awe. She glanced at the key, and then to Joey, and then to the key again. She gestured her arm slowly towards the key, and grabbed it. "Wow." She said, and then dug into her pocket and took out a key. "…and I want you to have mine. I really do!"

Joey was in shock, he never thought that he would actually exchange keys with someone before; ever.

AN: wow…shortest chapter ever. Don't worry, two or more chapters will be added tonight. I don't know if they will be short or long. But look forward to…

TOW She Faints and

TOW the Diagnosis and possibly

TOW They Announce It (Thanksgiving Special)