The One Where She Faints
AN: I hope you guys are still interested in the story! I know that the last chapter was kind of a Rip Off but I really didn't know what else to do; it was going to be solely on Joey exchanging keys, and after he did, there really wasn't a need to write anymore…I hope you like this one and the next one, and that you don't think that the next one is a little too much. Also, in here it says that Joey and Gladys have known each other for two months…please go on with it. Thanks.
DISCLAIMER: These characters belong to yadda, yadda, yadda…Warner Bros. Entertainment…and Kevin S. Bright, Marta Kauffman (I didn't know how to spell it), and David Crane. Lala…w/e. And, the song is owned by The Rembrandts… and life is not like this, and I bet you are annoyed by reading this already. However, this plot is owned by me, so ha!
"So, Gladys: how you doing?" Joey says.
Gladys smiles knowing what Joey wanted: sex. "I'm doing fine, and you?" She said with a mischievous grin.
"Well, I am fine too. I'm smoking hot!"
"No Joey I meant that I was well-" Gladys was cut off by Joey…he grabs her and throws her on the bed.
AFTER HAVING SEX
"Did we just have some love, without a glove?" asks Gladys in concern.
"Yea, but it is okay. You use birth control…" he looks at Gladys who looked puzzled, "you do use birth control, right?"
"Well, yea. But I forgot to take it…I didn't think we were gonna, well you know!"
"Oh, my god! Oh my god…oh Jesus lord! Why didn't you take the damn pill?"
"Hey don't try to say this is my fault!" Gladys storms out.
"It's true what they say…it's better without a condom" he says to himself, smiling.
So, no one told you life was going to be this way,
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A,
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,
or even your year,
But...
I'll be there for you!
When the rain starts to pour,
I'll be there for you!
Like I've been there before,
I'll be there for you!
'Cause you're there for me too...
Phoebe had called the rest of the gang for a meeting at her apartment. She was planning to give all of them the exciting new news!
"Well, I called all of you here today, because I wanna tell you something very huge!" Everyone is eying each other waiting for the news. Joey couldn't take it any longer…
"I gave Gladys a key to my apartment!" Joey shouts out… everyone looks at him.
"Oh my god, honey, that's great!" Monica says.
"Look at my little boy growing up…" Rachel began.
"Wow, dude. I mean: dude!" Ross follows.
"I can't believe that the eligible bachelor of the Big Apple is finally getting serious with a girl!" Chandler says.
"Oh, my, freaking God! Joey, why the hell would you do that?" Of course, phoebe was glad for Joey. However, now that she was about to tell her good news, Joey had stolen her thunder, and no one would want to hear about it now. They might have all forgotten about it too. "I mean what how long did you know her, what? Two months? I mean that's not long enough to exchange keys!"
"You and Mike exchanged keys in less than two months (it might be a exactly two months, I am not sure…)"
"Yea, well. Yea, well…" Phoebe says, stumbling between a good explanation. "You see… the thing is that we were us. And you guys are you guys…and we were us. So we did our thing, and you guys do yours." Did that make any sense Phoebe thought to herself.
"So are you saying that it is long enough to exchange keys?"
"Yes…" Phoebe said, defeated.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Monica and Chandler are having lunch with Erika…
"You see. I adored them and…" says Erika.
"Oh shut the fu- the hell up!" Monica says.
"Look Monica…Imma go to court and get those babies back…if it's the last thing I do! Imma fight for them, so be ready to hear it from me, sister!" Erika said furiously.
Chandler stared at the two. Erika stood up and left the restaurant.
"Sweetie, I don't think I can take her!"
Chandler was shocked, Monica was never someone to give up…she was very competitive, as you all know. "Say what?"
"I don't think we can win..." Monica began to say, sweating. She seemed ill.
"Mon, whatever happened to 'My team always wins'…we can do this." Chandler assured her. But Monica wasn't hearing a word he was saying…she tried to stand up, and failed in the process.
There she laid, on the restaurant floor. Everyone was looking at her shocked.
AN: I am trying to make the 24 episodes/chapters. What cha' think? Also, this is 836 of The Beginning of a New Era goodness!
