The One With the Diagnosis
AN: Hey, yes I know that I promised that I was going to give you this chapter last night…it's just that many things happened. Well, it was around eight o' clock and I started to watch The WB. Until ten o' clock….after that I watched the news (I always do) and then I watched Friends! It was the one where Brad Pitt guest starred! AWESOME! Then, there was Sex and the City, Everybody Loves Raymond,and then Friends: TOW Christmas in Tulsa. It was the first time, in a long time, which I had stayed in front of a TV for hours, and to tell you the truth it felt relaxing! Then, I begged my mom to buy me Friends the Complete Tenth Season, I haven't bought it yet! Well…I hope you like this chapter. It might be a little over the top…but I think it's "cool" to place Friends in a drama-situation!
DISCLAIMER: These characters belong to yadda, yadda, yadda…Warner Bros. Entertainment…and Kevin S. Bright, Marta Kauffman (I didn't know how to spell it), and David Crane. Lala…w/e. And, the song is owned by The Rembrandts… and life is not like this, and I bet you are annoyed by reading this already. However, this plot is owned by me, so ha!
PREVIOUSLY ON FRIENDS:
"Did we just have some love, without a glove?" asks Gladys in concern.
"Yea, but it is okay. You use birth control…" he looks at Gladys who looked puzzled, "you do use birth control, right?"
"Well, yea. But I forgot to take it…I didn't think we were gonna, well you know!"
"Oh, my god! Oh my god…oh Jesus lord! Why didn't you take the damn pill?"
"Hey don't try to say this is my fault!" Gladys storms out.
"It's true what they say…it's better without a condom" he says to himself, smiling.
NEXT CLIP
Phoebe had called the rest of the gang for a meeting at her apartment. She was planning to give all of them the exciting new news!
"Well, I called all of you here today, because I wanna tell you something very huge!" Everyone is eying each other waiting for the news. Joey couldn't take it any longer…
"I gave Gladys a key to my apartment!" Joey shouts out…
NEXT CLIP
"Look Monica…Imma go to court and get those babies back…if it's the last thing I do! Imma fight for them, so be ready to hear it from me, sister!" Erika said furiously.
Chandler stared at the two. Erika stood up and left the restaurant.
"Sweetie, I don't think I can take her!"
DISOLVE:
"Mon, whatever happened to 'My team always wins'…we can do this." Chandler assured her. But Monica wasn't hearing a word he was saying…she tried to stand up, and failed in the process.
There she laid, on the restaurant floor. Everyone was looking at her shocked.
So, no one told you life was going to be this way,
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A,
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,
or even your year,
But...
I'll be there for you!
When the rain starts to pour,
I'll be there for you!
Like I've been there before,
I'll be there for you!
'Cause you're there for me too...
"Monica? Monica, are you okay?" The restaurateur had already called the ambulance. "Mon, if you can here me: everything is gonna be okay! Believe me…" but Monica just laid on the floor, not saying a word.
NEXT SCENE
Ross walks in Joey's apartment. Joey is sleeping and has a bowl of popcorn in his hands. Ross looks at him, and then eyes the bowl. He grabs it and sits on the couch. He grabs on popcorn and throws it at Joey, hoping it would land in his mouth. He fails; it hits his jaw. Then, Rachel walks in and catches Ross throw another piece of popcorn.
"What the hell are you doing?" she asks. Ross seems embarrassed, but then gestures the bowl of popcorn towards Rachel.
"No!
I'm not gonna do that!"
"Oh c'mon…" says Ross.
"Okay, maybe just one…" Rachel grabs the popcorn and threw it towards Joey's mouth. It landed on his chin and bounced off. All of a sudden the phone rings, Ross and Rachel jump up and run to the bathroom: in attempt to hide from Joey. Joey wakes up and brushes the popcorn off of him. He walks up to the phone and picks it up.
"Oh my god! Yea, yea, okay. Yes, I'll tell the others, we'll be there as soon as we can. Bye!" Rachel and Ross hear the conversation and come out.
"What happened, Jo?" asks Ross.
"Monica fainted or something, Chandler's in the hospital. We have to go now! Imma call Phoebe!" Joey started to dial Phoebe's number, "wait a minute. Whet were you guys doing in there?" Joey looks at them as if they were doing something perverted. Ross and Rachel roll their eyes.
NEXT SCENE
The group arrives at the hospital…
"W-w-what happened to Monica?" asks Rachel.
"Well it happened when we were talking to Erika. Erika just left and Monica collapsed. I don't know why…the doctor hasn't said anything!" Everyone stares at him in awe.
Finally, the doctor came out.
"Oh, doctor, doctor…how's Monica?" Chandler asks.
The doctor stared at them seriously. "I don't know how to tell you this…"
"Tell us what?" asks Chandler.
"Well Monica fainted because of the over-stress. Then, she stayed unconscious because of the impact on her stomach."
What does impact on her stomach have to do with anything?" asks Chandler.
"Monica didn't tell you? She's pregnant, and she's on the verge of a miscarriage." Everyone turned wide-eyed.
"Son of a bitch!" Phoebe yells out. She was still mad that she wasn't able to announce her pregnancy, and now Monica was pregnant?
"Phoebe?" asks Joey.
"Oh-nothing, nothing!" she responds.
"She's in a mini-coma at the moment, but she'll get out of it."
"Are you sure of that?" asks Chandler.
"Yes. As of the miscarriage: I have no idea…"
And just like that, their lives were dramatically changed forever.
AN: Too much? I thought so… but I decided to go with the flow.
