Chapter seven

Eddy woke up in his bedroom. He saw all of his friends crowding him.

"Ow…my aching head." Eddy muttered.

"Here, here's some aspirin." Dea said, giving Eddy the pill.

Eddy took the pill while washing it down with water.

"What happened?" Eddy asked.

"To make long story short, you put wine in the punch, you drank it and got drunk, then you drove my car, and then we crashed into the grocery store."

"We did!" Eddy said.

"We sure did, but we're okay. Don't ever do that again." Dea said, hugging Eddy.

"Where did you get those wine bottles anyway?" Dea asked.

"I don't know…" Eddy said.

Dea, Double Dee, Marty, and Ed left Eddy to rest. Eddy was sleeping. He was dreaming of what happened to him last night. This is the extended version.

(Flashback to last night)

It was 7:47PM, and everyone was watching TV, drinking punch, and eating popcorn.

"I'll be getting some punch." Eddy said, getting of the bed, and going to the punch table.

He looked left to right to see if anyone is watching him.

No one is watching Eddy, so Eddy took out two wine bottles from his pocket, opened them, and poured them in the punch bowl.

Then, Eddy grabbed a cup, and poured himself some punch. He drank the punch.

"Not bad." He said.

Then, Eddy drank a lot of cups of punch. He was drunk 20 minutes later.

Remember, Eddy put wine in the punch.

Double Dee looked at Eddy, and Eddy's eyes were cross-eyed, he had a stupid smile, and he walking all funny.

"Dea, I think something's wrong with Eddy." Double Dee said.

"I don't know what's wrong with Eddy, but he's acting strange. I'll go check it out." Dea said.

Dea went up to Eddy.

"Hey, this is an adult party! You're way too old for this crap!" Eddy said.

Dea was going to touch Eddy, but Eddy said, "Get away, you two ton bandit!"

"Just as I thought…hey guys, c'mere!" Dea said.

Ed, Double Dee, and Marty ran up to Eddy.

"What's going on?" Double Dee asked.

"Look…he's got dilated pupils, loss of balance…" Dea snapped in front of Eddy's face and Eddy fell down.

"Eddy's drunk!" Dea said.

"But how?"

Dea found two bottles of wine.

She grabbed it and gaped.

"It's two bottles of dry wine." Dea said.

Everyone gasped.

"Eddy spiced up the punch?" Marty asked.

"Looks like it." Dea said.

"Hey, where'd he go?" Eddy left the hotel room.

"He took my car keys!" Dea said.

"C'mon! We have to stop him!"

Dea, Marty, Ed, and Double Dee ran out Eddy's room, out the house, to the house parking lot.

They saw Eddy with Dea's car.

Dea, and the others ran to Dea's yellow mustang, and saw Eddy inside the mustang, putting the keys into the ignition.

"Eddy, don't!" Dea said, but Eddy wouldn't listen.

Eddy started the car, and drove the car on his own. Moments later, Eddy was asleep. They were on the highway.

While Eddy was asleep, Eddy's foot was on the gad pedal.

Dea tried to move Eddy's foot.

"I can't move his foot, it's stuck." Dea said, grunting.

"Looks like it's up to me."

"But Dea! Why?" Double Dee said.

"Because I'm 16, I just got my driver's license, and I'm the only person in this group who can drive.

Marty, get me a sandwich from my purse. Ed, get me a bottle of water, and somebody PLEASE…get Eddy's foot OFF THE FREAKIN' GAS PEDAL!"

The car was going at 90 mph.

The car was going to crash into a grocery store. Dea was going to make a U turn, but It was too late.

They crashed into the store. They crashed into the store so hard, that Dea flew out of her car, and landed in the trash can right next to the store.

Don't ask me how she flew out of her car, just don't ask.

She got out of the trash can and said, "Is everyone okay?"

There was silence.

Finally, Ed, Marty, and Double Dee got out of the declining car. Double Dee was carrying Eddy.

"We're fine. A lot of cuts and bruises, but okay."

"Is Eddy okay?" Marty asked.

"Salt and pepper, please." Ed said.

Dea went up to Eddy and put her ear on Eddy's chest.

"He's breathing." Dea said.

"C'mon, let's go back to the hotel."

"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND WOMAN!" Marty yelled.

"The house is 45 miles away!"

"Well, that's the risk I'm willing to take." Dea said.

"C'mon, let's go." Dea, Marty, Ed, Double Dee, and Eddy went back to the hotel.

Eddy woke up. He doesn't have a headache anymore. Dea, Double Dee, Ed, and Marty went into Eddy's room to check on Eddy.

"Are you feeling better, Eddy?" Double Dee asked.

Eddy nodded.

"Where did you get the wine bottles?" Dea asked.

"Why do you want to know?" Eddy asked.

"I'm just curious…where did you get them?"

"None of your business." Eddy said.

Dea started growling.

"Eddy, where did you get those wine bottles?" Double Dee asked.

Eddy sighed and told everyone the story.

"It all started when my brother bumped into the bully, he dropped two wine bottles out of his coat pocket, when he was walking with the bullies.

I picked them up, and I told myself that I'll drink wine when I'm old enough, and I am old enough to drink wine."

"But you're not, Eddy!" Dea said.

"You're 14! I don't want you being Homer Simpson, drinking a lot of beer. Don't do it! I don't want you to be an alcoholic! My old friend went to rehab because she drinks a lot, and I don't want you taking the wrong road, like my friend did. She's lucky that she's out of drug rehab! She doesn't drink alcohol drinks anymore! Don't do it, Eddy! Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it…"

Dea started to break down. She was on her knees, crying uncontrollably. Eddy got out of bed and out her head on Dea.

"I'm sorry, Dea." Eddy said.

"If it makes you happy, I'll quit drinking…forever."

Dea started to smile.

She wiped her tears off her face.

"I just have one question. Where's your friend now?"

Dea got up, and said, "Let's not talk about that, alright?"

"Who wants to go to mall?" Marty asked.

"We do!" Ed and Double said.

"You guys go. We'll stay here." Dea said.

"Okay. We'll bring you something when we get back." Marty said.

"I hope we're going to the pancake corner, guys!" Ed said.

"They got a new flavor of pancakeswith lots of mayonnaise! Yum!"

"Yeah, and I heard thatthe chemicalpalooza is in town!" Double Dee said.

"Yeah, and I'm a vegan, so I'll be at the salad corner." Marty said.

"Now, are you guys sure that you don't want to come?" Double Dee asked.

"yes." Dea and Eddy said.

"Are you positive?"

"Yes!" Dea and Eddy said again

"Are you positive, positive, positive?"

"Double rubbish sassafras, horse radish balderrash!" Dea and Eddy said.

Ed, Marty, and...oh, you know the rest! They gave Dea and Eddy a blank stare.

"That means yes in our own language." Eddy said.

"Alright, suit yourself." Marty said.

Before Marty. Ed. and Double Dee left, Marty asked, "Do you like onion rings?"

"No." Eddy and Dea said.

"Alright, how about KFC?"

"ARRRRRRRRRH! Just bring us anything!" Dea said.

Marty shrugged, and grabbed her purse.

Double Dee, Marty, and Ed went to the mall.

Dea and Eddy turned on the radio.

"Ready?" Dea said.

"Ready." Eddy said.

You'll find out what happens in the next chapter. Please R&R!