The One With the Sonogram
AN: self-explanatory.
DISCLAIMER: you know it already!
Everyone was trying to get over the fact that Monica had a miscarriage…especially Phoebe. Every time she looked at her belly, she felt guilty to be pregnant. However, she had another point of view: everyone else had a baby (except Joey) and she felt it was her turn to have some of the regular stuff! She was with Mike in the doctor's office.
"Hello Phoebe," the doctor said while he came in, "don't be scared."
"Oh I am not scared, I did this when I was having my brother's triplets," she said nodding her head up and down. The doctor grew worried. Phoebe just smiled.
So, no one told you life was going to be this way,
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A,
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,
or even your year,
But...
I'll be there for you!
When the rain starts to pour,
I'll be there for you!
Like I've been there before,
I'll be there for you!
'Cause you're there for me too...
"Anyways, do you wanna see the inside of your womb?" the doctor said enthusiastically like he was talking to a baby.
"Sure." Phoebe said annoyed. And there it was: a beautiful baby; her beautiful baby.
"Would you like to know the sex?"
"No thanks, I kinda know all about sex. How do you think I am having this baby?"
"No sweetie," Mike began, "he means the gender of the baby."
"Oh, uh, wow. I dunno. What do you think, Mike?"
"I think I wanna know."
"Okay then, let's hear it. Is it a boy?"
"No."
"Oh my ten gods, it's a girl?" Phoebe said happily.
"No."
"So what the hell am I having?"
"You are having both! Phoebe, Mike, you guys are having TWINS! Congratulations!"
"Well now we have one of each!" Mike said to Phoebe.
"I know, isn't it great?" Phoebe said crying, because she was so happy. "Wow."
