Disclaimer: (Inuyasha holding up a big cardboard sheet over his head) that reads: ss pie DOES NOT OWN ME
ss pie: "Do you have to be SO obvious and in-your-face, Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha: "ya."
ss pie. "Ahhh! Meanie! Oh, almost forgot... this is for our fans...(gotta keep 'um happy!)
Disclaimer, 2: (ss pie holds up other cardboard sheet) that reads: I ALSO DO NOT OWN SquirtlezGurl07, Phil, Clara, Jackson or Li...They are going to show up in my fic but are some of the reader's own characters that I will use...yes, they gave me permission and gave me their ideas and how they wanted their characters to be played out as. Of course, there will be some MINER adjustments to them, hehehe...
Here are the usual characters of my fic:
1) The whole Inuyasha cast
2) Ailee (female teenager with long, brown, curly hair who is a tour guide for all of the Inuyasha Backstage Passes winners who is OBSESSED with Sesshy)
Here are the characters the readers have written to appear in this chapter:
1)SquirtlezGurl07: she is an average teenage girl with straight, long, brown hair who has won a free Backstage Pass to the Inuyasha Studios
2)Phil: head Camera
person
3)Clara: Phil's girlfriend, Secondary Camera
person
4)Jackson: black guy, Sound and lighting
manager
5)Li: female Japanese translator (who just happens to
be Japanese herself)
All right then! SORRY for not updating sooner but I guess that's what teachers and EDUCATION does to ya! Hope you guys like your parts in the story! And thanks to all those who reviewed! I feel so happy!
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Chapter 4: A Serving of Mayhem, Please!
And so, the Halloween party had come to an end the day before and everyone had gone home with a BIG stomach except for Shippo and Myoga.
Production, heard all over the studio in an intercom: INUYASHA, WE NEED YOU FOR A SCREEN SHOT ASAP, INUYASHA…
Inuyasha (moaning) : "I feel TERRIBLE… Kagome, pass me the stomach ache medicine, will ya?"
Kagome stretches her arm towards the table on her right but can't reach the medicine.
Kagome: "Inuyasha…(moaning)…I can't seem to reach it, the table is too far…"
Inuyasha: "Either THAT or your arms are too short, hehehe…" (moaning)
Kagome: "You jerk…We're here with a wicked stomach ache and you STILL have to make stupid comments? I don't have the energy to fight with you today, let alone say 'sit'…"
THUD
Inuyasha feel on the floor and made a large hole in the ground.
Kagome: (sweat drops) "Whoops…Hehe…Sorry 'bout that, Inuyasha…"
Shippo comes in.
Shippo: "Hey guys! Wanna play or something?"
Kagome: "No Shippo…we feel TERRIBLE…"
Shippo starts to walk away very slowly… 'Oh yeah, I forgot…the punch…'
"Well, that's alright! I GUESS I can go and find RIN or something…"
Kagome: "She didn't come today…"
Shippo was starting to get nervous. "Uh…Kohaku?"
Kagome: "He and Sango called in sick…"
"Uh…uh…Ailee! Yeah, that's it! I'll go and find Ailee!" Shippo found an excuse to leave and so had left a sleepy Kagome on the couch and a near-death Inuyasha on the floor.
Inuyasha: "Dmn. Iv fallen a I can gt u." (Damn. I've fallen and I can't get up.)
Ailee studies her clipboard one more time. "Is this REALLY it?"
Three girls stood in front of her, two of them being twins with big glasses on and with big, shining eyes as well as 'Inuyasha I luv u!' t-shirts, the third looking a little shy with regular shirt and pants.
Ailee: "Well then, I guess a tour's a tour, so…"
She turns around and puts her happy-tour-guide face on and grabs her microphone. "Welcome! My name is Ailee and I shall be your tour guide around the INUYASHA STUDIOS. Congratulations on winning the Visit - The - Inuyasha - Studio contest. Remember, this is a special tour that goes through out the real scenes of the show and that there will be on-the-spot filming, so please try to keep your voices down so you do no disturb the cast."
Ailee then remembered one more thing. "Oh! And PLEASE do NOT throw yourselves onto ANY of the stars as you may see them wondering around the studio in any given time."
The twins give a shout that seems more like a screech. "Yeah! Inuyasha! Inuyasha! WeEEEeeEE LOVE Inuyasha!"
Ailee sweat drops. 'Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…' "Ahem. Let's get going then."
Production: We will have a break of one hour since Inuyasha isn't feeling well at the moment, so everybody, hit the showers.
Ailee: "huh? I wonder what's wrong…"
Twins: "Oh my God! What has happened to our Inuyashii poo!"
The twins start running down the halls.
Ailee: "Hey! Come back here! You aren't supposed to leave without me! The rules strictly forbid-"
Twins: "Inuyasha! Inuyasha! We're coming, our sweet!" They run around the cameras and production crew with their arms up in the air.
Ailee: "Hey! Wait a sec! I said-"
Ailee starts running after them when she notices that the third girl is still standing in the same place as quiet as ever. "Uh, you should come with me. What's your name again?"
"…I'm SquirtlezGurl07..." She says that in an angelic voice.
Ailee: 'Huh. Weird. She uses one of those fan names…either that or her parents ran out of common names for when she was born…'
"Well then, don't stay here alone or you might get thrown out of the studio."
SquirtlezGurl07 runs to Ailee's side.
Back in their room, Inuyasha had finally gotten up with the help of some of the crew members.
Phil (the camera person guy) : "There you go, sir Inuyasha."
Inuyasha: "Thanks. I'm still too weak from yesterday…and to THINK demons can't get sick that easily…I wonder what exactly it was that made me this way…"
Clara (camera person 2 and Phil's girlfriend, in a saluting position) :"Sir! We have reason to consider that the punch that was served last night was poisoned, sir!"
Inuyasha and Kagome gasp. "What!"
Phil salutes: "Sir! Madame! We started to investigate and there seems to be traces of un-punchy products in the drink. Sir! Madame!"
The actors look to each other. "What type of products?"
Phil: "Sir! Madame! Lieutenant Jackson is on that as we speak, Sir! Madame!"
Inuyasha (looking awkwardly at the camera people) :Right, right….you know, you don't have to call us 'sir' or 'madame'. I mean, it's not like Kagome IS a 'madame', anyways..."
Kagome gets up from the sofa with an angry face on. "Inuyasha, SIT BOY!"
THUD
Inuyasha (moaning) "Ohhhhhh. My aching back…."
Just then the twins came running in. (gasp) "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO! We are too late!" They run towards Inuyasha. "Our darling! We shall save you!"
Everyone is surprised at seeing these girls coming from nowhere at all.
Twin 1 in a scientific voice: "Hm…According to my calculations and the large hole that our dear Inuyasha is in, I conclude that he has fallen under the you-know-what spell of Kagome's"
Twin 2: "Yes. I'm afraid you are correct, my dear sister. There is only ONE thing that can help him now…We shall perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on him!"
Inuyasha's eyes widen under the floor. "WHA!"
Kagome: (gasp)
Ailee, running in just now: (pant, pant, pant) "I…(pant, pant) …I TOLD you guys to wait for me! (pant).."
Phil: "Lady Ailee, what seems to be the problem here?"
Clara: "There seems to be a break in security. We shall handle this, my lady!"
Ailee, knowing what these guys were up to, tried to warn them. After all, they always acted as if they were in the army or something…They took their jobs WAAAAY too seriously, I mean, considering they were only the camera people, for crying out loud.
"Guys, wait a sec…"
Twin 2: "We shall not leave until our Inuyasha's revenge is taken!"
Twin 1: "Yes! Revenge is to be taken! (pointing to Kagome) That wench is MINE!"
Kagome : "Huh!"
Twins: "CHAAAAAAAARGE!"
They start to jump towards Kagome as she remains frozen with surprise. 'what the…'
Twins: Arghhhhhhh! Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Phil, talking into his walkie-talkie: "Security! Security! We NEED back up! Number 1-2-3 is at large! I repeat, Frantic, lunatic, crazy fans are trying to commit revenge on Kagome for S-I-T-ing Inuyasha! I repeat! All personal should immediately come to room-"
Kagome: You idiots! You aren't security! Those walkie talkies are fakes! Just…Arghhhhhhh!"
The girls had jumped on Kagome and had pinned her down to the floor.
Ailee: 'Is there REAALLY a code for 'taking revenge on Kagome because she 'sit' Inuyasha'? Weird…' (now, snapping back to the real situation at hand) "Oh! Right! Kagome! I'll hel-"
'…wait a sec. Inuyasha's on the floor so he can't help, but I know just WHO can!'
"KOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
WHOOSH
Koga comes in the room in his whirlwind: "Did someone call my name? I smelled a bit of trouble over here…( sees Kagome pinned down on the floor under two crazy fan girls) Oh no! Take your hands OFF of my woman!"
The twins turn around to see Koga. "KOGA!" They run towards him and hug him to death. "WE LOVE YOU, KOGA!"
Koga: "What th?"
Ailee: "I SAID, NO THROWING YOURSELVES UPON THE CAST MEMBEEEEERS!"
Phil: "That's it. We shall take matters into our OWN hands! Clara! Jackson! Time for assault 5-4-6-3!"
Clara: "Right!"
Jackson, appearing out of nowhere: "I'm ready, cap'n!"
Phil ties on his famous army headband on while applying green and brown camouflage makeup on his face and pulls out a 4 1/2 foot long mega camera out, the lens flipping aside and a 7 barreled rotary heavy machine gun popping out.
Phil: "Sayhello to my little friend! Arghhhhh!" Phil opens fire and the twins run in horror.
Twins: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
Koga: "Hey! Watch it! You almost SHOT me!"
Phil, into his walkie-talkie: "Jackson they're heading towards the recording room!"
Jackson: "Got 'em in my sights, boss!"
Ailee: "Wait. Guys! Maybe your taking this a bit over the line…"
The "tuh" of Jackson's sniper fire is heard as the girls run (again) through the crowds of stage people and all around the set with their arms up in the air. "We LOVE you, Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha, still forgotten on the floor: "Ughhh…"
Clara jumps down from the ceiling(I have NO idea how she got up there so fast) in front of the girls and is now in a 'Mortal Kombat' ninja suit and is holding her sword in a stance, ready for the kill. "Youshallnotescape!"
Twins: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Inuyasha, SAVE US!"
Inuyasha: "Ughhhhh…"
SquirtlezGurl0 looks down and decides to help Inuyasha up, everyone else having their total attention on the freaky fans.
SquirtlezGurl0 pulls Inuyasha up, seeing he's a little heavier than she thought he would be…
Inuyasha: (takes a gulp of air) "Thanks."
SquirtlezGurl0 blushes. "No…pr-problem…" 'He is SO hunky!'
The twins have now found an exit and start to run away from the building.
Phil follows, still carrying the ubercamera.
"Damn. Out of AMO. Need…more…equipment…" He hops on a golf cart and drives off, taking out wicked machinery and guns out of his back pockets, their sizes impossibly large for the small pocket size. "I'll get you yet! You shall PAY for messing with my team!"
Ailee: "Guys! Wait! They're just fans! Not the enemy! Oh boy…I hope they all signed waivers…Hope they don't get killed, they just wanted to see their star…"
Twins, from out of the studio building and in the parking lot: "Oh my gosh, It's SESSHOMARU!"
Sesshomaru was getting out of his car and closing the door as he 'beeped' on the car alarm when he sensed something was VERY wrong…
Ailee: "WHA!"
Twins: "Sesshy! We LOVE you!"
Seshomaru's eyes thin out. "Oh no…more fans…"
Ailee burns up: "Alright! THAT'S it! NOBODY, I mean, NOBODY MESSES WITH MY SESSHOMARU! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Ailee pulls out a replica of Tokijin and starts charging out to the parking lot.
Everyone else is still wide-eyed in the room, watching the spectacle.
Shippo, eating popcorn on the couch: (munch, munch, munch) (throws popcorn in the air and catches it in his mouth) (Munch, munch) "This is GREAT TV." (munch, munch.)
No one takes their eyes off of the scenario except Kagome and SquirtlezGurl0, who look at him.
Kagome: "Shippo, this is all YOUR fault!"
Shippo almost chokes on his popcorn, afraid he has been caught. "W-why do you say that!"
Kagome with her hands on her waist: "BEcAAAAaaause, YOU were in charge of the punch and SOMEHOW we all got sick and now that Inuyasha is weak and vulnerable he couldn't handle those fans and now they're on a death list!"
Inuyasha, pouting: "I resent that 'weak' thing!"
Koga: "You mutt. You don't NEED to be poisoned to be weak! Heh!"
Inuyasha: "WHAT did you SAY!"
Koga: "I said-"
There's a dog fight. Inuyasha and Koga style.
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BAMB!
Ratatatatatatata!
Screeeeeeeeeeeeech, BeeP. Screeeeech! Beep BEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Outside, the twins were still running, behind them were Phil in his golf cart firing his guns and throwing grenades everywhere, Clara in her ninja suit with her sword and ninja stars, Jackson running along the rooftops and as they got to the parking lot and streets, running on top of the car's roof tops as he tried to get a good aim with his sniper. Ailee was the last in line, ready to chop them up into tiny pieces. They were now in the streets, cars having to stop on the spot as they all collided with one another trying not to hit any of the crazy people running around and a massive car jam with practically all cars in a crashed pile formed.
Sesshomaru had escaped and was now entering the room and walking towards the others.
"Damn those fans…Wait, aren't YOU one of them?" He points to SquirtlezGurl0.
She sweat drops and blushes at the same time. 'Damn. He's SO hot too. And he pointed at me! Hot!'
Inuyasha, stopping mid-way of clawing Koga in the face, says: "Yeah, but she's ok. Actually... (he now talks with a threatening tone) while EVERYONE ELSE was busy watching the craziness outside, SHE helped me out."
Sesshomaru: "Oh."
"…"
"…"
".."
SquirtlezGurl0: 'Maybe this is a bad time to ask for their autographs…'
Here she was, right in front of the two hottest guys in the whole series and couldn't move an inch or even ask for their autographs.
Naraku broke the ice when he came in: "What's all the racket?"
Kagome: "Some crazy fans are being chased down by those weird camera people and Ailee"
Naraku: "...You mean that 'Phil' guy and his friends? Oh. SWEET! I gotta see this…" He starts walking out.
Kagome: "Wait! I was meaning to ask you something!"
Nraku stops: "What is it?" His dark, devious face was now on.
Kagome: "Since someone (her eyes look towards Shippo who now hid behind a fake tree in the corner of the room) ruined the Halloween party I was thinking that we could do another one and, well…" She holds her hands in front of her and her eyes start to sparkle. "Maybe…"
Naraku sensed what she was thinking: "Oh no. Oh no! You are NOT having a party in MY castle!"
Kaome: "Pretty PLEASE!"
Naraku: "NO!"
Kagome: Come on…"
Naraku snarls as he lifts his long-nailed hands up towards Kagome.
Inuyasha puts his hand on Tetsaiga and Naraku withdraws.
Naraku: "I said, no."
Kagome: "Your in denial."
Naraku: "what?"
Kagome: "I KNOW you want to…."
Naraku: "No I don't."
Kagome: "Yes you DO!"
Naraku: "No I don't!"
Kagome: "Yes you do!"
This went on for a while as everyone sweat dropped. Usually Kagome and Inuyasha would be fighting like this, but…
Outside somewhere, miles away:
"Inuyasha! Koga! We LOOOOVE you!"
Ratatatatata
Ratatatatatataata
Screeeeeeeeech Beep! Beeeeeeeeep!
"Stay AWAY from SESSHY, you blood-thirsty vermins!"
(static) "Over. Over. Production, we are finally going to corner them (static)…We are getting closer to the sea shore, over…" (static)
Disclaimer 3: Mortal Kombat isn't mine either. Also a disclaimer on SquirtlezGurl0 who wanted to make an appearance and Evuljenius who gave me some pointers for new characters. Check out the Reviews page if u want to see what it was hey wrote, exactly.
Well! Hope you guys liked it! I had fun with the characters. It was cool.
Li (the female Japanese translator who just happens to be Japanese herself): "Hey. You didn't put me in there."
Ss pie: "Uh..yes I did."
Li: "No you didn't"
Ss pie: "Uh huh. Your talking right now, aren't you?"
Li: "Uhhh…yeah…I guess…"
Ss pie: "See? your in the fic."
Li: "This doesn't count!"
Ss pie: "Ok, ok! I didn't know where to fit you in so I just put you here."
Li: "Stupid author. You suck!"
Ss pie: "Hey! Mind our mouth! I can 'backspace' your conversations with me at ANY TIME. All I need to do is push this button and…"
Li: "No, wait! I'm cool, I'm cool…"
Ss pie: "THAT'S more like it…besides, maybe I can fit you in the next chapter, along with SquirtlezGurl0, who I already have planned to show up, that is, if your owners will let me…"
SquirtlezGurl0 and Li run toward the screen and stick their faces in it. "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
And Remember:
If you want something in particular to happen in the story (in this one or any future ones) than tell me and I'll gladly see to it that it shall be done (I'll have to MAYBE twist it a little though so it fits with the story. But you'll still have credit. Of course!)
Just like Chapter one, some lucky fans got free backstage passes to the show and if you want to be one of them, I could put you in. Just tell me your favorite character from the show and why you're crazy about them and how you want to look/act/be in the story. Also give me a name/nickname to call you by and maybe a famous quote of yours or some idea you have about showing up at backstage with everyone.
K? Good : )
Next time: Party at Naraku's Castle
Naraku looks up and reads the next chapter's title: "I SAID no party!"
Ss pie: "Too late. I already planned it."
Naraku: "Damn you humans…"
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