The One With the Anniversary

AN: whatever. I hope you like the shorter chapters.

DISCLAIMER: yea, yea, you know it already!

Phoebe was five months pregnant by now, she felt bloated and gassy (as all women feel around this time of their pregnancy. She just couldn't believe that in four months she was going to have a beautiful girl and a handsome little boy. And even more amazing was the fact that today marked Phoebe and Mike's two year anniversary (their one-year-for-marriage anniversary!) She began to think about different ways to show her eternal love for her husband. Hmm, maybe we can go out to dinner, go on a carriage ride! Yea, that'll be fantastic, he can feel me up while we go home!

So, no one told you life was going to be this way,

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A,

It's like you're always stuck in second gear,

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,

or even your year,

But...

I'll be there for you!

When the rain starts to pour,

I'll be there for you!

Like I've been there before,

I'll be there for you!

'Cause you're there for me too...

…and since Phoebe couldn't get any good ideas, she decided to go to the one person that did. MONICA! She knew how bad Monica was feeling lately (with the court letter- and all) so, organizing a project where everything could be neat and clean was a good idea to make Monica feel a bit better! It was so Monica; that is why Phoebe decided to ask her.

NEXT SCENE

Phoebe has called Monica to tell her that she's going over to her house to talk with.

(Knock, knock) "Someone there?" Chandler asks.

"Yea, it's me: Phoebe!" Phoebe exclaimed.

"Oh" Chandler began as he opened the door, "Hey Pheebs!"

"Hello Mr. Bing," Phoebe said, "so… how's the Mrs."

"She's good, what cha here for?"

"Well, actually, I am here to see the Mrs. Ha-ha!" Phoebe responded.

"Oh, okay," Chandler turned towards the stairs, "Honey, Phoebe's here. C'mon in Pheebs."

"Oh, okay. Nice place! I've been here? Nah!"

"Phoebe you were here before we even bought the place. Remember that first time when you thought I was cheating on Monica. And that other time, when Joey wasn't supporting us, and everyone came to see the inside of the apartment (there isn't an actual episode for that, but in season ten, there is an episode where Monica claims that everyone else saw the house. Well, more like she implied.)" Chandler assured her.

"Yea, right, whatever Chandler!" At the same moment, Monica comes walking down the stairs.

"Well, I'll leave you two girls alone and imma go check on Jack and Erika!"

"Okay, bye sweetie. What's up Pheebs?" Monica said.

"I want you to tell me what I should do for my anniversary. It's my second year anniversary. What should I do?" Phoebe asked.

"Sweetie, I don't know. I-I just, agh."

"Well, okay. OKAY! Fine, I guess…" Phoebe said, "Whatever…I'll find something."

"I am so sorry honey, but I can't. I really just cannot!" …and just like that Monica realized that she was jealous of Phoebe for being able to have a baby.

NEXT SCENE

Joey is carrying a box of Gladys's stuff. Hmm. This is gonna be okay, right? He thinks to himself, yea! I think it really is imma move in with Gladys! Because I am in love with her! He was tied in between two women: Rachel and Gladys. He didn't know which one he loved, or not. It was confusing. But hopefully when he moves in with Gladys, he would forget about Rachel!