Chapter twenty-four

"It's time?" Eddy asked.

Dea nodded empathetically.

"You mean as it's time for cake?" Eddy asked.

"We just ate."

"You know what I mean." Dea said.

"No." Eddy said.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

"Oh." Eddy said.

Eddy ran to the others.

"Guys, it's time!" Eddy said.

"Time for what?" Marty asked.

"DEA'S WATER JUST BROKE!" Eddy yelled.

"We have plenty of water in the fridge." Amy said.

Everyone heard Dea groan.

"Oh." Amy said.

"Let's go to the hospital immediately!" Double Dee said.

"I'll call Nick." Eddy said.

Eddy picked up the phone and dialed Nick's number.

Nick was at French fry king, the parody of Burger King.

It was 20 blocks away from the cul-de-sac.

"Yes, I'll have the curly fries…"

Nick's cell phone rang.

He picked it up.

"Talk to me." Nick said.

"DEA'S IS IN LABOR, MAN!" Eddy yelled on the other line.

"She is? Calm down, which hospital are you going to?"

"The Peach Creek Hospital!" Eddy said.

"You mean the one that is 30 miles away from your neighborhood?" Nick asked.

"YES!"

"I'll get there as soon as I can!" Nick hung up.

He looked at the cashier.

"I want it on the go, and make it snappy." Nick said.

Dea and the others were outside.

They all climbed in the car.

Dea decided that she's going to drive the car.

They were on the highway.

"Dea, calm down!" Eddy said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The car swerved to the right, almost hitting the car.

Eddy quickly turned the wheel to the left side of the road.

"YOU COULD'VE KILLED US ALL!" Marty yelled.

Dea was groaning and crying at the same time.

"Look, I love, sorry that I yelled at you, BUT OUR LIVES ARE AT STAKE, WOMAN!" Double Dee said.

Everyone stared at Double Dee.

"Double Dee that was so unlike you!" Amy said.

Double Dee blushed.

"I don't know what came over me." He said.

"We're here!" Eddy said, pointing to the hospital.

Dea stopped the car 35 minutes later.

The others ran out of the car, helped Dea out of the car, and they all walked over to the hospital.

Dea was in a hospital bed.

Everyone except Eddy was in the waiting room.

Nick arrived just in time.

"Do you think Dea will be okay?" Nick asked.

"Of course she will." Marty said.

"Who said that?" Nick said, looking around.

"I did." Marty said.

Marty appeared right in front of Nick's face.

"AAH!"

"Did I mention that Marty is a ghost?" Amy said.

Nick was confused.

"She was working in New Zealand, and she got hit by a car." Amy explained.

Nick looked at Marty. Marty nodded.

"Eddy never told me that." Nick said.

"Well, sometimes, he leaves things unsaid." Double Dee said.

"Unsaid, unsaid, we all said unsaid!" Ed said.

"I hope Eddy isn't too nervous." Double Dee said.

Meanwhile, Dea was still in the hospital bed, groaning, screaming, sweating, and she's…well, you know, pushing the baby out of her…let's say that babies pop out of their mom's stomach.

There was a doctor who was helping Dea getting the baby out of her…well, her stomach, of course!

"PUSH!" The doctor said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Dea screamed.

"Dea, think of happy thoughts. Like our prom, or the time we first met, or…"

Dea grabbed Eddy by his shirt collar.

"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!" Dea said very quickly.

"But Dea…"

Dea turned on the radio and The Black Eyed Peas' "Shut up" came on.

"Okay, I get the point." Eddy said.

Did I mention that Eddy was wearing the same clothes that the doctors are wearing?

"EDDY!" Dea yelled, still pushing.

"Yes?"

"Three children is enough!"

"I AGREE!" Eddy yelled.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!"

"Oh, here comes the first one!" The doctor said.

The TV was on. Five seconds until it's New Year's!

"5…4…3…2…1…HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

After the TV said happy New Year, the first baby popped out.

Dea was sighing with relieve.

"Don't relax yet, girl!" Eddy said.

"You still have two more babies to get out of ya, so PUSH!"

Dea sighed and started pushing.

One minute later, the second baby popped out.

"One more!" The doctor said.

"Come one, Dea." Eddy said.

"You can do this."

"NO, I CAN'T!" Dea yelled.

Whew!

Dea was sweating bullets!

Dea pushed, and pushed, and pushed.

She even started crying.

"Here it comes!" The doctor said.

The last baby popped out. Dea sighed.

Dea looked at Eddy.

He fainted.

I guess seeing babies pop out of their…um…stomach makes him faint.

"Eddy, wake up." Dea said.

"Eddy? EDDY! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Eddy opened his eyes.

"Am I in heaven?" He asked.

"No." Dea said, laughing.

"You fainted as soon as I got the last baby out of me."

"I was just sleeping." Eddy lied.

The doctor came in the room with the triplets.

Dea was carrying one of the babies, and Eddy was carrying the other two.

"What should we name them?" Eddy asked.

"We'll name this one Teddy." Dea said.

"How about this one?" Eddy asked.

"You name that one." Dea said.

"I'll name him…Eddy Jr." Eddy said.

Dea smiled.

"The last one is a girl." Eddy said.

"I'll name it…Dea." Dea said.

Eddy smiled.

Dea smiled back.

Nick, Marty, Amy, Double Dee, and Ed came in the room.

"We're now mother and father." Eddy said.

Eddy carried the triplets.

Everyone awed at the babies.

"They're so adorable, Eddy!" Double Dee said.

"They have your eyes!" Ed said.

"They sure do!" Amy said.

"Can I hold them?" Marty asked.

Eddy and Dea looked at each other.

They laughed.

"I'm not sure that they'll get used to having a ghost in our house, but go ahead." Dea said.

Eddy gave Marty the triplets.

As soon as the triplets saw Marty, they started crying.

Eddy told Marty to give the babies back to him.

Sadly, Marty gave the triplets back to Eddy.

"Me and Dea are going to be great parents. Right Dea? Dea?"

Eddy turned around.

Dea was sleeping.

"Maybe if you guys started to do sex more, we can have more triplets!" Amy said.

"I heard that." Dea said.

She was half awake. Everyone laughed.

"Marty, Me and Dea were thinking that...well, that you can be the triplets' godmother?"

"I would be delighted!" Marty said.

"Double Dee, we would like you to be their godfather." Eddy said.

Double Dee smiled.

"Thank you Eddy." Double Dee said.

"Hey, what about me!" Amy said.

"And me? HELLO!" Nick said.

Eddy laughed.

"We never had a sister, so Amy you can the triplets' aunt." Amy smiled.

"Nick, you're the uncle. I think you know that."

"I sure do!" Nick said.

Nick tickled under Eddy Jr. chin.

"Ed, you can be the godfather, too." Eddy said.

"Hoozah!" Ed said.

"This is a happy ending after all." Double Dee said.

"Who knows? Maybe Me and Marty will say I do just like Dea and Eddy."

"Not yet." Marty said, laughing.

Double Dee laughed, too.

They kissed.

"I'll surprise you." Double Dee said.

"I like that!" Marty said.

They kissed again.

Dea woke up.

"What happened?" She said.

"Well, Nick is the uncle, Amy is the aunt…"

"She's not your sister!" Dea said.

"I know, but let's pretend that she is."

"Oh. Continue." Dea said.

"Double Dee and Ed are the godfathers…"

Amy kissed Ed on the lips.

"I'm positive that he'll be a good godfather, too." Amy said.

"Is that perfume you're wearing?" Ed asked.

Ed and Amy kissed again.

"And Marty is the godmother."

"Marty's the godmother? I'm not sure that the kids will be happy seeing a ghost in our house everyday." Dea said.

"They're kids. They'll live." Marty said.

"That's it." Eddy said.

"I bought the guest beds, so everyone is going to live all in one roof! Isn't that exciting?"

"What if your kids ask how did they exist?" Amy said.

"We'll tell them that there are question that don't need to be answered." Eddy said.

"Yeah, but what if…"

"Question that DON'T need to be answered." Eddy said.

"Oh." Amy said.

Everyone laughed.

They were going to have a happy ending after all.

THE END

That's it! Here's some trivia for you!


TRIVIA

1. Dea's height is 5'3", Marty's height is 5'10" Amy's height is 5'8", Eddy's height is 5'6", Ed's height is 6'5", Double Dee's height is 5'10", and Nick's height 6", making Ed the tallest, and Dea the shortest out of the group.

2. Both Marty and Double Dee's height are 5'10" respectively.

3. At the beginning of this story, Eddy's mom said, "You're just mad because…" and Eddy cut her off, saying, "I know! You don't have to say it out loud!" That was a goof, because we never knew what Eddy was mad about. You'll find out. You'll see. It'll be my new story. Just you wait!

4. Obviously, I'm a teenage boy. Strangely enough, sometimes it's easy for me to think like a girl.

5. In this story, Dea's eyes are green. But In CrazyUFO's story, what doesn't kill us make us bitter, Dea's eyes are brown.

That's it, but why stop there? I uploaded the bonus chapter, too! Go to the next chapter!