MSCK: I said it before and I'll say it again, I do NOT own Slayers, Golden Sun: The Lost Age, or Kingdom Hearts.

Lina: The readers know that already now let's get on with the story!

Zelgadis: -- Groans

MSCK: Okay, here's comes Chapter one.

Chapter 1: Run, Eat, and Run Some More!

A few minutes later, I made it to a town near the slave camp. 'I think this is the town or city that Sam was talking about?' I thought as I walked through the streets.

All the houses were painted brown with green vines covering the outside of the buildings. The only structure that wasn't covered in vines was a light house with a brown light showing.

'Strange,' I thought, 'what's a lighthouse doing on solid land with no oceans and boats to guide?' But my thoughts got derailed when my feet started to hurt.

I took off my shoes to discover I had blister on my feet. Okay, so maybe it could have been a hour away from the bandit's camp or so. But I didn't have a watch on me. 'Well,' I thought, 'time to get rid of them.'

I took off the sword that I got off that bandit and sat in an Indian-style sit. I'm pretty flexible when it comes to my feet. Sometimes I think I maybe part animal.

After I got done with my left foot, I heard faint, foot-steps coming towards me. I turned my head to see a little kid with short, brown hair coming towards me. He was like about 10 years old and was wearing fancy robes.

When he came next to me, he took the sword, and ran off in one swift swoop. I knew he was going to steal it, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

"KID! COME BACK HERE WITH MY SWORD!" I yelled as I got up and ran after him.

This kid was good. As an obstacle came to him, he dodged it in his own style. But no matter how good he was, I was the best. I was in the 5th grade track team during elementary school.

As the chase commence, I look down at my feet to see if I put on my shoes. Luckily I did put them on. But when I was looking down, I ran into something. I thought it was a brick wall but this one talked.

"My my, miss, you should really watch where you're going or you might run into trouble." It said.

After I heard it speak, I look up to see it wasn't a brick wall, but a man. He had on baggy brown pants, and a yellow shirt that was tied in a unique way. He also had on a cape with a poncho, which had a pattern on it. On the poncho were three silver plates and one of the plates had three red rubies.

The guy was carrying a staff was made out of wood and had a big ruby at the top of it. The weirdest thing was that he had purple hair and that his eyes were close.

'When did they have hair dye but during the medieval ages?' I thought, 'And why are his eyes are close?'

He kneeled down at me, to maybe see if I had injurers. Which, I did not. The guy then got back on his feet and put his hand in front of me. I was thinking that he was helping me up. So, I took a guess.

"Are you getting me back on my feet?" I asked, with curiosity. He nodded his head yes, and continue smiling.

'Oh.' I thought. I was trapped again, like the time I was at the slave camp, deciding whether I should take the sword or not. My bad side said, 'Don't take his hand. You can get up by yourself.' But my good side said, 'Take his hand. He'll be heartbroken if you won't.'

Before I could say anything or do anything, the man grabbed my hand and put me back on my feet. Then, he lean over and kiss me on my forehead. Then, the guy said, "Is the baby fine now?" in a make-fun-of tone.

I felt confused, angry, freaked out, and blushing at the same time. As for the guy, his smile grown a little wider, and I hated it.

He then, started to giggle and said, "I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Xelloss, the Mysterious Priest."

'Xelloss?' I thought. The name sounded familiar, but it didn't ring a bell. Then, the priest guy looked at me and asked, "And what is your name, miss?"

"Ummm…….. Nobody." I said, as sweat came down my forehead. I didn't want to say my name for two reasons. 1. It would sound weird to him, and 2. He might ask me a bunch of question about my life and private stuff. Which, I hated so much to tell about. Sadly, my plan didn't work out as much.

"So, nobody," he said, while smiling, "Where's are you from anyway?"

I didn't answer that question. Instead, I looked down at my feet, which I still had on my shoes. Thank God I remember to put them on.

I somehow since that Xelloss' smile grew wider. Then, he asked, "Where is your group? You look far too young to travel by yourself?"

I still didn't answer. I repel the part about me being really young. Heck, I'm 14 and half years old. But, I still didn't answer. I was just thinking. I didn't know what I was thinking about, but it had something to do with some video games and Animes I saw.

After I was done thinking, I looked at Xelloss and he was still smiling. I gave him my Weirdo look and said, "Is your face always like that?"

He just smile and said, "Well, since you might get busy, I have to go and report something to my master. Bye, miss. I think we might see each other very soon." Then he disappears without a trance.

I just stood there and blink. 'Where did the weirdo go?' I thought. But then, I got a undisputed call from reality.

"Hey! There she is!" said a booming voice for behind me. I turned around and saw some big, heavy-armored men with spears in their hands.

'Oh great,' I thought, 'Guards.'

The head guard (The guy in front of them) pulls out a scroll and said, "You are here by arrest for stealing the mayor's sword."

"Sword," I said, confused. "I don't remember stealing any sword." Then I remember that sword I got from the slave camp. Then, I remember the kid taking it and running after him.

I looked up at the guards and said, "I'm not the one you're looking for. It a kid with really fancy robes. If you chased him, he might have the sword."

All the guards blinked at me, then laughed. "Why would the mayor's son steal his sword?" They said, laughing at the same time.

"Man, the kid who stole the sword must be the mayor's son." I said to myself. I didn't want to fight them. So, I had one good choice… Run.

I turned my back towards the enforcers, and then ran like hell from them.


"I huff think I puff lost huff them." I said to myself, while breathing heavily. My escape from the guards was a complete success because I lost them in the alleyway, when I fell into a crowd of people.

After I got my second wind, I started to walk out of the alley because I thought the guards were gone. But, fate had other plans.

Before I could get out, two hands grabbed my shoulders and dragged me into what seemed like a kitchen. I looked up and down to see the confronter was a chief that was about as tall as the ceiling, which was about 20 feet. He was glaring down at me, and had a spatula angrily gripped in his right hand.

"Hey Kid! You're late!" he yelled at men like I was a child.

'Late?' I thought, 'Late for what?'

"Late for work! That's what!" he yelled back. Then, he handed me some waitress's clothes. "Take off that ridiculous outfit and go to a table! NOW!"

Something inside me just snapped when he yelled that last time. 'Me clothes! Ridiculous! I think not!' I thought as I clenched my fist. I was about to give him a piece of my mind, until…

"On second thought, forget the uniform," the angry chef said, before grabbing my arm and dragging me outside of the kitchen. "Get out there and take orders!" Then, he slammed the door behind me when I got outside. 'Kinda reminds me of dad,' I thought.

I looked around the room to see it was really huge and fancy. There were tables that can fit up to 10 people and a really fancy chandler at the top of the ceiling. The room was so huge, there was a second floor. I also observed the waiters and waitresses around the room.

'A restaurant?' I thought, 'What am I doing in a restaurant?' Then, I remember the guy who pulled me in. I realized now that he was the manager and he thought that I was a waitress.

"Stupid Manger." I muttered. He could have seen that I was too young to work here and threw me out. But since Child Labor laws weren't invented, I was stuck here.

I was still standing where I was, thinking about calling the police. When I got a call back from reality

"HEY YOU!" someone shouted from behind me. I turned around to see a petite red-head girl, with ruby eyes that screamed out, "Deathbed". She had pink pants and a shirt on, and a black cape that made her look like a sorceress. She also had four weird red jewels on her body; one on her belt, another one on the nape of the neck, and two on both of her wrists.

Sitting near her was a long haired Blondie that was wearing the same clothes as she was. The difference between their outfits was that his or her were blue; and had black armor on his or her chest, thighs, and shoulders. What amazed me was that he or she had a sword in the restaurant, and I thought that sword were not aloud in it.

I was a little dumb-founded about who the boy, or flat-chested girl was talking to. So, I pointed to myself in hand code of saying "Me?"

Yep, she was talking to me because she or he got the message and yelled, "YES! I MEAN YOU! NOW GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!"

I jumped up and thought, 'Yep, she is a girl. An angry girl.' I ran over to their table so she wouldn't yell again. I looked at both of the red-haired lady and the blonde she-male, and asked them, "How may I help you?"

"Yea," the female sorceress stated, softer this time. "Your restaurant says that it can have the fastest service around. But I didn't get my food in a hour."

'An hour? How long does it take to cook food in an hour?' I thought. Food in my world only cooks up to 30 minutes in a restaurant. Well, it does if you order something basic like Chow mien noodles. But I keep on forgetting that this is the Medieval past and the gas powered stove wasn't invented yet.

I looked at both of the females and asked them, "What did you guys both order?" I wanted to know why they order was taking so long. And if I knew that, I'll be able to fix the problem.

The Blondie thought for a moment, and then stated in a manly, yet stupid, voice; "We order everything on the menu times five." Then, he went back to thinking. "Or was it three?"

"10! JELLY FISH FOR BRAINS!" his companion yelled, as she punched him in the face. By now, the man's nose was bleeding and I was sweat dropping.

I turned back to them and said, "Well, it could be a lot faster if you order less." I was trying to make a suggestion but the Red head was still pounding her companion.

'Either they like each other, or they're married.' I said in the darkness of my mind. They really must like each other because I remember opposites attract. And it works for real life, and in Role-playing on Neopets (Don't own that either).

The sorceress stood up on her chair and yelled in a the loudest voice that could have shaken the entire planet, "WHERE'S MY FOOD!"

Before she could do anything rash, like hurt me, I ran to the kitchen to tell the cook to make 10 of everything they had on the menu. But when I opened the door, he was gone.

"THAT GUY IS DEAD!" I yelled, but I noticed that kitchen was filled with plates of food. I also noticed a note on the table and grabbed it. Then, I began to read it.

Dear Emma,

I made all things on the menu and something for you too. No, it isn't food, but something to remember your past life in this world. Maybe it can help you to protect yourself from the Heartless and Malificient. And don't forget, I will always be there for you.

From,

Roxas(A.K.A Glowing eyed Unknown for all you Kingdom Hearts fans)

I was confused about the letter and almost threw it away. Then, I saw a tiny jewel on there. The jewel was ocean blue, and it had the Japanese Symbol for water on it. I shrugged and put the jewel in my pocket. Then, I put out a moving tray that looked like it was never been use out and put the food on there.

I walked out of the kitchen, with the food for the weird couple. "Here's your food." I said, as I placed the tray near their table

Both the red head and the blonde swordsman were drooling. As they took out their forks, they on to the tray and yelled out, "MINE!"

That's when the food fight started and everyone in the restaurant was staring. I wasn't sweating like I was when I met them but smiling. Why I was smiling, the fact that if the manager didn't come back and I could run this place. That would lead to an early retirement and pay for my family. If I ever get back home….

Of coarse, fate as other plans for me besides running my own restaurant.

I heard the door opened and I smiled even bigger. "How may I he-!" I said, before turning around and seeing the same guard that were chasing me earlier and the same kid that I was chasing. The child still had the sword that he took from me in his arms and he was glaring at me.

"Guards, she was here the whole time!" he shouted, as he pointed his finger at me. 'Eep!' I thought, as I turned really small. I didn't know how, I just did.

The head guard nodded his head and said, "Yes, lord Toa, I see her." Then, he took out his sword and commanded the other guards to do the same. I went from really same to chibi in a few seconds and began to run. Unfortunately, I slipped on a piece of food that the sorceress and swordsman were fighting over.

They stopped their fight and looked at me, the guards, and that stupid 10 year old. "What's going on!" the red head yelled out.

The head guard looked at her and said, "That thief took the ancient sword and ran away from the authorities!" Then, he put his sword away. "And the mayor had issued a hefty bounty on the person who stole the sword in the first place."

The flat-chested girl stood there, with a greedy look in her eyes. I knew it was a greedy look because it was the same look I get whenever I see some loss change on the floor.

"A hefty bounty, huh?" she said, with a sneaky smirk. I stood up and started to run, only to be grabbed by the sorceress.

"I got her, now pay up!" she commanded them. I wasn't going to give up that easily, so I bit her hand. She let out an "OW!" and I jumped back. The swordsman was starring at me now, but his dumb look change into a serious look.

"How dare you bite Lina!" he said, as he took out his sword. I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing I could get my hands on, which was a chair. I pointed it at the Blondie and yelled, "ON GUARD!"

Everybody except me and the swordsman face fault, and we began our battle. He was on offence, while I was on the defense. I didn't have time for this. I needed to figure out what was going on.

Then, I had an idea. It was the most brilliant thing I had on this world. I smirked and yelled out the only words I could think of. "FOOD FIGHT!"

This made the swordsman stopped and looked around. "Food! Where!" he said, as I crept past him.

I ran past the sorceress, who slapped her head in embarrassment. "Gourry, you dumb ass. She is running away." Then the swordsman, dubbed Gourry, looked at the girl and said, "Really?"

I was half way to the door when I yelled out, "SO LONG STUPID GUYS!" I think I hit a sore spot because I started to hear growling. I turned around to see the red head had a red aura around her.

"NOBODY CALLS LINA INVERSE STUPID!" she yelled out. Then, she put her hand in front of her and said, "FIREBALL!"

I saw a really big red flame coming out of her and right towards me! "HEY! THAT ISN'T FAIR! THIS IS THE MIDEVIAL AGES AND MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST DURING THIS-!" I said, before the fireball hit me. I was looking black and fell down with a pretty big thud. I closed my eyes and went into a sleeping stage.

When I woke up; I saw the magic user, the blonde swordsman, and the guards surrounding me. 'I'm trap!' I thought, as the pain from the fireball came back.

The petite girl pointed her finger at me and yelled out, "I AM NOT A GUY BUT THE SUPREME SORCERESS LINA INVERSE!" And finally, like the same thing with the priest, I was confused.

"Linaaaaa…. Who?" I said, trying to figure out where I heard that name before. Everybody but me face faulted. I was new to this thing and I didn't know what was what or who was who, Then, I was saved by a miracle.

"You're Lina Inverse?" asked a really ragged voice. Everybody turned around to see a really short, old man, with a brown robe and a short wooden staff. His eyes were earth brown and his hair was gray, sticking from out of his head sides. The only thing I was staring at was the shiny dome on his head.

Before Lina, as I dubbed her, say anything; he asked her, "You are the famous Bandit Killer I heard about from where the Water Dragon King used to reign?"

Lina nodded her head and said, "Yea… why?"

The old guy said, "We have a problem in Earth Village. Maybe you and your friend cough should come with me?"

The red head nodded and said, "Gourry, let's go." And all the people who were standing around me left.

I didn't know how to thank the old man. But it didn't matter because I was alone now and I needed to find a way back home before I could break the World Order (For some of you don't know, the World Order is the laws that can't let you tell people that you are from another world. Goofy and Donald explain to Sora that the Heartless want to destroy the order and bring chaos to the worlds. And the Heartless are like mini Mazokus who steal hearts and turned people into their kind without asking.

Xelloss: At least we have manners.).

I got up and started to head back to the kitchen. But before I did, the Bandit Killer grabbed my arm and started to dragged me.

"You're not off the hook, Kid." She said, while she was dragging me.

"YES! I AM! YOU LEFT ME!" I complained. But she was right, her group wasn't done with me. Her whole group.


(Short Cartoon 2: Pizza Delivery with a cute duelist Champion as the pizza boy.)

MSCK: Hello, Mahou Shoujo Crystalic Katomi here! Or as some people call me, MSCK!

Lina: Yea, Yea.

MSCK: Deathglares at Lina Anyway, I'm sorry for not updating sooner. I had a lot of stuff to do and I didn't think of a good chapter name for this. Anyway, I like to thank Dimensional Traveler for reviewing. And if you like this story to continue, please reviews for each chapter. I'm going up to two reviews now since this is Chapter two.

Amelia: So, you are saying you want the numbers of reviews for the number of chapters you have?

MSCK: Yep!

Zelgadis: --;; Sighs

Gourry: Comes out of the kitchen We ran out of food.

Everyone: Looks at Gourry WHAT! O.o;;;;

Lina: Starts beating up Gourry

MSCK: Smiles And I order some pizza to keep Lina and Gourry going. Also, this is kinda an AU since I made the place up. And I'm the main character in this. The story is also a crossover between Golden Sun, Slayers, and my favorite Video Game, Kingdom Hearts!

Xelloss: And why did you pick those to be your story?

MSCK: Because some of the plots in it kind of go along with your plot. Like the worlds, the Stone of Sages, those kinds of things. And also, I'm going to use the English version of this story except for Mazokus and the word, Nagamonai (Sp?).

Xelloss: Twitches

The door bell rings

MSCK: Jumps up and down He's here! He's here! Runs to open the door

Lina and Gourry: Is confused Who's here?

MSCK opens the door to see Yugi from wearing a Dominoes pizza uniform

Yugi: Did someone order a pizza?

MSCK: Has hearts in her eyes Yugi Mouto, I love you! Tackles him

Yugi: AHHHHHH! Runs away, making MSCK land on her face Not again!

MSCK: Gets up and takes out a rope Come back here! My Bishonen! Chases Yugi

Lina and Gourry: Starts eating the pizza

Zelgadis: Sighs --; Please read and review in order to see me in the next chapter.