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Warning: Now it really goes without saying for a book about a guy who isn't sure and the Bi man that pursues him restlessly. Besides the main pairing is Drake and JJ so this fic DOES contain SHOUNEN-AI (meaning two guys Kissin' and Cuddlin'!) and possibly YAOI (meaning an explicit sex scene(s) between two guys).

Lime warning dedicated to Mus4u who requested it. It kind of stops abruptly I apologize I was going to write a lemon but I figured if I posted it on FF .net than I would be the one person who gets in trouble.

Author's Note: I still know nothing of New York. Epilogue everyone, if you would like a sequel I request an anomaly; whether scientific or historical (For example: sickling cell, or a copycat of Jack the Ripper). My e-mail is the same as my FanFic pen name at gmail .com (remove the space of course).

Happy Reading!

Na

Three Packs a Day: Queer Revelations (that Defy All You Know)

Epilogue: Healthy Heart (And Lungs)

Grey eyes peered into the quiet room the only light source being that, which slipped through the blinds and landed on Drake's old queen sized bed. Curled under the covers; sleeping like content kittens were Peter and Jason. A mesh of bodies and blankets the only thing discernable was the mop of blond hair tucked under the chin of caramel skin and dark hair.

The blond detective in the doorway mused that they were as night and day or yin and yang. While Peter was decidedly straight and his roommate had firmly stated he would live asexual although he preferred the company of men equal to that of women. And in light of these facts they still curled around each other every second they got alone or in the company of a select few, as if they denied themselves for each other.

It had been little over a year since the two boys had met and even then, only knowing each other for less than 24 hours the were attached, in the literal sense of the word. And in that year they spent apart Drake Parker and Jemmy J Adams moved into a three-bedroom duplex next the Laytner-Maclean apartment. Jason was accepted into the same private school as Peter and Briar, and they would all start fall semester. The young wayward teen was being pressed back to redo his freshman year, since he missed too many days at his previous school for trauma related to him. Peter was also going to be a freshman, and his older sister a sophomore.

Many things seemed to be going good but that was only after the previous week, Christmas being only three days ago. The two detectives once more hosted the Christmas feast; it had been a perfect time for the young siblings to move in with their uncle before their term started. Ms Ellis had died during the year, although she had left two finished sweaters that were meant to be for either, Drake, JJ or Joseph. After explaining that all the sweaters he owned were knitted by his mother, the sweaters went to the detectives. Joseph and Ashley once more joined them for Christmas. Dee, Ryo, Bikky, Carol, and the Adams even joined the celebration.

Since the school was rather expensive, the two detectives were forced to use drastic measures to raise funds for Jason's schooling. This meant that JJ had to call his parents who ever since JJ was twelve (and Mrs. Adams caught JJ making out with a boy), they had started a grandchild fund, money for their grandchildren's education, an incentive for JJ to marry a woman, and have children. And since the detectives received legal custody over Jason Parker-Adams and presented him with the paper work for Christmas. The Adams came to meet their new grandchild before agreeing to give Jemmy the money.

Much like the previous period between Christmas and New Years the newspapers were filled with stories of Lindsey Nicole Abraham. The family of the European couple was pressing for a new trail which would be held in early January. Also the Fiancé of Ms. Abraham whose death was previously ruled an accident (for he slipped getting out of the shower and bled to death, while Lindsey was at work (and she was)), was re-reviewed. An answering machine tape that had a message from the fiancé asking Lindsey to install the towel rack in the bathroom, coupled with her recent confession, were the key pieces. For the man had placed his weight on the poorly installed rack had caused his fall when it broke.

Lithe arms slid around Drake's waist and the blond leaned back a bit with a sigh. It had been a long year but now everything was leveling out. There was no thoughts of cigarettes, coffee, and now that there were children living with them, they were also eating healthier and pushing their culinary skills.

Closing the teen's room door quietly the two men walked to their own room, the blond leaning heavily on his shorter lover. "Are you that tired?" whispered Jemmy as he turned to close the bedroom door behind him.

Large hands moved under the smaller's shirt and skimmed across the creamy skin of the man's lower back and abdomen to rest on his hip, fingers playing with the hem of the pants. A gentle kiss was placed on the back of the younger man's neck, followed by a flurry of small slow kisses down the right side of the neck.

With a gasp JJ spun around and looked at the lowered grey eyes, "Drake! We can't do this, not on their first night in their own beds!"

"And this is the first night I have been able to touch you since your parents flew in a week ago and now that they are back in California you protest?" growled Drake. JJ opened his mouth to reply but it was cut off as the taller blond pushed him into the wood of the door and began to kiss his lover thoroughly.

Slipping his fingers once more under the white dress shirt, Drake pulled the lilac haired man's hips against his own. In one fluid moment the blond had turned them and pushed the younger detective onto the bed and under him.

Keeping all protests at bay, Drake straddled his lover on his hands and knees so he could easily unbutton the shirt that denied him skin contact, removing the shirt to the best of his ability without letting the slighter man up. JJ pulled away from the kiss and gasped at the hands that were roaming his chest, raising goose pimples. Moving his hands up Drake's arms and down his chest he began to work on the shirt that the blonde was wearing.

A hot mouth nipped and sucked on the pale throat below him. Latching greedily onto JJ's pulse point Drake sucked hard swirling his tongue and holding it flat against the skin as to feel the silvery-blue haired man's increasing heart rate.

"Feeling dominating tonight?" moaned JJ releasing the last button on the shirt.

Drake pulled back to remove his shirt and to look at the man below him, increased breaths and flushed skin he looked delicious. But still Drake watched the man and pondered his question, as grey orbs darkened with lust, "Right now… yes. In the near future… no."

Leaning forward once more Drake pressed his lips to JJ's red ones. Nibbling on the younger's lower lip; he sucked into his mouth making the blue-eyed detective moan. Letting go of the lip with one last little nip, Drake only pulled back a centimeter breathing cool air onto the wet lip of his lover. Flicking out his tongue to barley grace over the red lips below him, caused said man to lift his head to close the centimeter between them.

At the last second Drake pulled away to assault his partner's neck once more. Smoothing his hands down the arms, which were clasped behind his neck with fingers tickling the blond hairs at the back of his neck. Strong fingers massaged over the lithe shoulders, fingers lightly flitting over the pale collar bone. Ghosting fingers along the side of JJ's pale neck that was not touched by the blond's mouth.

Letting go of the blond hair, JJ trailed his arms firmly down the elder's back, idly playing with the hem of the material the fingers met, before lightly traveling back up to Drake's shoulders. A shiver ran through the elder's spine as he felt the hands travel back down to his waist. Hooking his thumbs in the pants JJ slowly moved his hands to the front. Quickly undoing the pants, pale hands slipped in barely touching his partner's erection before pushing his hands up over Drake's hips; effectively removing the pants as far as possible at the moment. Giving each firm globe a squeeze before JJ pulled the man down hard on top of him.

Both men let out a low groan; before the blond moved down to tease the pert nipples. Ghosting over each nipple with his thumbs; only so he could hear the little gasps from his partner. Swooping down on one little pink nub the blond licked at it greedily while his fingers skated circles around the other. Sucking on the one, swirling his tongue around the nipple, Drake pinched and nipped both nipples at the same time, causing JJ to moan and thrust his hips up hoping for friction.

Groaning in frustration as his body was continually tortured, JJ decided to end his partner's tirade. Flipping them over; blue eyes smirked down at the startled grey. Rolling his hips down a long moan came from both men as the younger detective swiftly but thoroughly made it down his lover's body.

The silvery-blue haired man paid special attention to one of Drake's more interesting hot spots, the dips of his hips. JJ smirked as he sucked and nipped at one hip causing one of the louder moans to spill from his lovers kiss-swollen-lips. Spending long moments working this one spot on his partner's right hip, blue eyes watched happily as the spot first blushed and then began to turn darker. Lazy fingers lightly stroked Drake's straining arousal, before the younger decided he needed to work more quickly.

The next morning sated detectives rose and got dressed in proper winter attire, turtlenecks, since they would be visiting the school that day. Before Drake moved into the kitchen to make pancakes and JJ went to wake the teenagers.

Nearly an hour after they were all sitting around the table with stacks of pancakes before them. Passing around the maple syrup and butter, Jason snickered since his guardians were both wearing turtlenecks as he poked Peter and exclaimed, "You owe me ten dollars."

"No way, they are both wearing turtlenecks how can I know that Drake really leaves bigger hickeys?" pouted Peter. Everyone stopped eating the teens looking at the detectives pleadingly.

Blue eyes glared at his partner, clearly stating 'I told you so' along with his irritation. The two detectives pulled down their turtlenecks; Drake's neck was covered in numerous red and a few purple marks, most of the left side of JJ's neck was a deep purple.

"I win!" exclaimed the brunette.

Drake smirked, "Well, that would be because you are used to seeing the hickeys I leave on JJ's neck. But really it is a tie since he left an equally large hickey somewhere else on my body."

The two boys frowned, and than smirked looking back at the detectives. JJ shook his head and reached for a packet of papers on the counter. Flipping over a few pages he sighed, "Now that we are done with that frivolous conversation, we need to discuss today's plans. Peter and Jason you two need to get your hair cut and how are you on school supplies?"

Brushing the curly brown locks from his reddish-brown eyes he shrugged, Peter answered for the both of them, "We are fine, but what exactly are the rules again?"

"No religious, anti-religious, political, or anti-government symbols or phrases on backpacks or school supplies," replied JJ reading off the paper.

The boys nodded but Briar frowned, "Okay, I'll need new everything. Maybe you should go through dress code too."

"No visible body alterations (piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, nail polish, etc.)."

"Fine I can remove all eight of my piercings," replied the girl, Drake rose an eyebrow, "Okay and I'll strip my hair back to blond," JJ glanced up at her, "What? Like mom would let me get a tattoo."

"Only the uniform and plain hair accessories (for females) are allowed, no jewelry." Briar cursed.

"So I suppose we will get your hair done before we pick up your school uniforms, I seriously can't believe that Soph, let you pierce your lip and nose, for your birthday Briar," replied Drake shooing the children off to get ready to leave. Briar took the longest to return, but when she did they all understood. The girl had washed off all her makeup, and nail polish. She had also removed the sex bracelets, necklaces, six earrings and her lip and nose piercings. Wearing a long sleeve plain red shirt (that she would normally wear under her black band shirts), and a pair of Peter's blue jeans.

The five went to the mall, and while the kids got their hair done the detectives went and bought the needed school supplies, since Briar said she didn't care as long as the color scheme was either: red, black, or purple. When they returned to the salon they were happy to be able to see the grey eyes of Peter, and the red eyes of Jason not to mention that his hair when short was no longer curly. Briar on the other hand was a shock just to see the blond (only blond no longer streaked with black and purple) hair, and blue eyes.

Heading towards the food court they had lunch, before they headed to the tall brick buildings the made up the private school the teenagers were to attend. After filling out many forms, and informing the school that it was no longer Jason Marcson, but Jason Parker-Adams. They all stood in the multipurpose room waiting for their names to be called. Out of the three McCloud, Peter was called first. The blond boy retrieved his uniform and the spare before moving to the restroom to try it on and double check that it would fit. After Peter had left the room McCloud, Sophia Ann was called; the girl cursed and followed her brother's example. Since there was a name change involved, Jason's uniform was placed on the bottom of the pile after the 'Z's.

It was not long until two boys stood there, wearing navy blue slacks, a white collared shirt with a navy tie and a hunter's green overcoat. A disgruntled Briar with her hands crossed over her chest and the same top set up as her sibling, but instead of slacks she had a blue and green plaid skirt.

"I never knew your name was Sophia Ann McCloud," said Jason as they walked back towards the car in their uniforms.

Briar sighed, "It is a family name, the same as my Grandmother and Mother. My full name is Sophia Ann Briar McCloud. And now at this school I will be called Sophia Ann."

"But isn't Drake's mother is named Margaret?" ask JJ.

Drake took the car out of park and began getting out of the parking lot, "No we have an odd family tradition, all the males have Anthony for a middle name and all the females have the first name of Sophia Ann. My Grandmother is Sophia Ann Margaret 'Sophia Ann' I, my mother is Sophia Ann Margaret 'Margaret' II, and my sister is Sophia Ann Margaret 'Sophie' III, and my sister destroyed the Margaret tradition."

"And now that we know that not only my parents are insane when it comes to naming people, who wants pizza and a movie night?" said Jemmy J Adams pulling out his cell phone.

They all agreed, and the silvery-blue haired man called in an order to a near by pizzeria. When he hung up the phone Jason commented, "Your right JJ, where did the come up with Jemmy?"

After the laughter died down Peter asked, "What is your middle name JJ?"

"J," replied blue eyes at the odd looks he sighed, "No really my dad was kind of out of it when I was born." Everyone chuckled.

It was not long till everyone was settled down in the living room with a couple large pizzas and soda. They were watching a supposedly heterosexual anime; everyone pretty much agreed that the main male character never treated his girlfriend as more than a friend, but blushed horribly at his best male (gay) friend, and therefore secretly bi at the very least. When they were finished everyone went to bed as the detectives cleaned up.

Grey eyes watched the two kittens curled under the blanket of their large bed. The perfect contrasts of light and dark. As one body shift so did the other, so as to at the very least one of the two teens had a limb across the other.

"Why do you think they are so nice to just watch when they are sleeping, Drake?" whispered the younger detective walking up to his partner.

Drake thought for a long moment, watching the two sleeping boys. A smile spread across his face, "I think these two remind me of peace and balance, when you look at those two it is like nothing can touch them. As if they never met because of the Coffee Killer, as if there are no such things as sexuality or social norms. It is calming to just watch them in this perfect world they have created, Dragonfly."

Author's Note: I was thinking of D.N. Angel when I described the anime since at the end of the series Riku calls Daisuke 'Niwa-kun' and Daisuke calls her 'Riku-san'. Family members and boy/girlfriends don't use any honorifics on each other (unless it is a cute nickname) and defiantly call each other by first names. Not to mention Satoshi is cute and has the hots for Daisuke. So I like the boys together in that series.

I hope you enjoyed the end. It is stopping because the goal was to get Drake and JJ together, and remove cigies and coffee from their life. So was it good or bad give me your opinion please, either way one thinks is fine, Merci!

Na