Hi again. I can't believe I've actually been on time with these chapters, cuz usually I'm very bad about deadlines… Oh well, might as well enjoy it while it lasts. Here's a few responses to recent reviews:

Gynosphinx-sama: Thx! I was going for really annoying, and I'm glad people appreciate it! If I had someone like her around, I'd probably kill Nari too, but seeing as without her I can't torture… I mean… teach Kakashi a life lesson; I sadly have to keep her alive.

Caseygirls: Glad you like it! Wait, you said you didn't like it, you loved it. But how can you love something without liking it? Shouldn't you get to know it before you just decide you love it? I mean, if you take thigs to fast with it, it might take things the wrong way and… what was I talking about again?

Someone on Earth: Don't worry, she's gonna be plenty of trouble. Evil grin I apologize to Kakashi in advance…

Shinigamilenne: Thx for reviewing again! I'll keep this story going 'til I run out of ideas and that isn't going to be very soon, I promise. Another evil smile

Before I go on with the next chapter, I have two announcements to make:

1) The next chapter is coming out sometime this weekend. 2) there will be cheese in this chapter, I PROMISE.

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Chapter Three: Water Guns and Strawberry Smoothies

Kakashi was seriously annoyed. He was supposed to have the day off from training his team, but of course they couldn't let him have one moment of peace, could they? He walked leisurely along the streets to Iruka's, not caring that he was at least two hours late.

Meanwhile…

Nari was starting to get really bored. "Man, whoever this person is they sure are taking a long time," she said to herself, seeing as there was no one else around to listen. "Wait, I have an idea!" an evil grin formed on the face of the bagpipe/kazoo thing with legs. (A/N I hope Gynosphinx doesn't mind me using their quote.) She walked over to one of her suitcases and got out a good-sized water gun. "Muahaha, muahahahahaha—cough, cough—muahahaha!"

When Kakashi finally got to Iruka's door, he fumbled around his pockets looking for the key the Hokage gave him.

Flashback:

"Kakashi, whatever you do, do not lose this key, do you understand?" asked the Third.

"Uh-huh." With that he left the room, leaving the keys on the table.

End Flashback

"Oh crud." Kakashi thought. He knocked loudly on the door. "Just a minute." He heard someone say in an all-too-sweet-to-be-up-to-anything-good voice. The door swung slowly forward, and before he could do anything Kakashi was greeted by a powerful jet of water. "Take this!" said the same voice. Once the water had stopped, he found himself soaking wet in the middle of the hallway. "What was that for?" he demanded. A teenage girl walked out of the apartment and replied, "That's for being a meanie and making me wait!"

Kakashi followed the girl back into the apartment, already hating this mission. "Hi my name is Nari what's yours? Did you know it's really rude to drip on someone else's carpets so you should really stop doing that and—" "Hold on!" he interrupted, "It's your fault I'm dripping!" Nari looked at him as if he were crazy and said, "I fail to see how it's MY fault that you're being rude and dripping all over Iruka's nice floors." "You sprayed me with a water gun." "That's no excuse for you to be rude, Mr. I don't know your name." Kakashi was really starting to get annoyed now. "Now if you want to make up for your rudeness I suggest you make me a strawberry smoothie this instant." "I don't think so," the jounin replied. "I WANT A STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE! I WANT A STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE! I WANT A—" "Ok, ok, just shut up!"

After several failed attempts and a small explosion in Iruka's kitchen, Kakashi was finally able to make Nari a smoothie. "Here." He said through clenched teeth to her, who was currently humming the jeopardy song. She took one sip of the liquid and spat it out. "You call THIS a smoothie? This is hardly a sorry excuse for a fruit beverage! What's your name anyway? How can I properly lecture you on the making of a smoothie if I don't know your name? Tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me—" "It's Kakashi," he said, still very POed, "And I officially declare this bedtime."

"Tell me a story1 Do you know any good stories? 'Cause I know some good stories but I want you to tell me a story 'cause I've never heard any of your stories before and I really want to listen to some of you stories so can you tell me a story? Huh? Huh? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya can ya can ya can ya can ya can ya can ya can ya?" Nari babbled jumping up and down on her bed. "No," said a very exhausted Kakashi, "I don't know any good stories." "Oh come on 'kashi, I bet you have plenty of good stories! Everyone has a story, didn't you know that? It's the story of you! I have a story too! Only mine has a happy ending and I know some people's stories don't have a happy ending and I feel really sorry for those people, don't you feel sorry for those people? I feel really sorry for those people. Sometimes I wish I could make a happy ending for those people, don't you? Do ya do ya do ya?" Fortunately for Kakashi the phone rang at that very moment. "Good night." He said turning off her light before she could protest. "No fair," Nari mumbled, "Wait, I know! I'm gonna stay up all night and no one can stop me! All night! You hear me? All—" she fell back on her pillow snoring.

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Wow, that was short. Oh well. Next Chapter there's going to be a slight mishap in the kitchen involving Nari and a jumbo size bag of cheese… tune in next time to find out! Oh and also, I think I made Kakashi a little OOC, but anyone would go crazy with Nari around, wouldn't they? Patrick, speak the disclaimer.

Patrick: I don't see why I have to do this, I mean it's so undignified… oh yeah, ISAS does not own Naruto.

Thank you! See you next time! Cookies to all!