Sup. Thank you again for reviewing shinigamilenne and dragomew! (Also to dragomew, I like being alive so I guess I'll keep writing.) Anyways since I have nothing better to say I'm going to start the chapter now.

Patrick: Hey, what if I have something good to say?

No one cares Pat. Who's the author here?

Patrick: (rolls eyes) You are. ISAS does not own Naruto. (suddenly perks up) And anyone who doesn't visit my website is an idiot!

Bad assistant! Stop calling the readers names! While I'm kicking back drinking blackberry soda (yeah, weird flavor but I love it for some reason) please enjoy the next chapter!

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Our poor, psychotic hero Kakashi is where we found him last, striving to survive in the cruel Florana jungle. "Hey! That's not where you left me!" Kakashi yelled to the heavens. Oh right. I meant to say we find our poor, psychotic hero where we left him last, cringing as he thought about the many different ways Iruka could kill him when he got back and found out that the "babysitter" had lost his precious sister. " Are you positive you have no idea where she went?" he asked desperately to Sasuke, who was currently plotting how he could kill his brother, now that he was so close. "What? Did you say something?" the Uchiha replied. "Oh about that weird annoying girl. She kind of went off to get a smoothie with… oh crud…" Sasuke slapped himself on the head, then shouted, "To the smoothie bar!" A confused Kakashi stared at the boy as he ran down the street with a look of pure bloodlust in his eyes. "Uh, Sasuke," he called after his student, "The smoothie bar is in the other direction."

"So," said Itachi, staring into Nari's eyes, " Would you want to go out with me again?" "Sure!" Nari responded enthusiastically, "I'd love to!" The two leaned closer…and closer…and closer until their faces were merely an inch or two apart. CRASH! Sasuke jumped through the window and onto their table, laughing maniacally. When he finally ran out of breath, he just stared at his two worst enemies. Itachi cleared his throat and asked, "So, what do you plan on doing now that you've ruined our date?" "Um…" he paused, "Actually I didn't plan that far."

Suddenly the door opened revealing Kakashi, who was late for the action as usual. "You know, the door wasn't locked," he said to Sasuke who looked down and muttered, "Yeah I know." The prodigy then lightened up and yelled, "I, Uchiha Sasuke challenge you to a duel!" He pointed at his now very disturbed brother. Itachi grinned and replied, "Bring it on." And so a violent match struck out between the only remaining members of the Uchiha clan. There was kicking, punching, biting, and rock-paper-scissors. "You'll never defeat me!" Itachi laughed, "Besides, I'm way hotter that you." This seemed to get Sasuke furious. "No way! I am DEFINITELY hotter that you!" This started a verbal argument about whose hair was cooler, and who had the most fan girls and etc. etc. etc. Finally Kakashi got bored of waiting and dragged Nari out of the restaurant while she screamed, "No! You can't take me away from my Itachi! NOOOOOO! I love you Itachi! Call me!"

As soon as the two were out of the restaurant, Kakashi said, "Nari, I'm very disappointed in you. Do you know why?" Her eyes watered and she replied, "I know you don't want Itachi and I to be together, but can't you see we're made for each other! Fate brought us together and—" "No, that's not it," he interrupted, "You should have chosen raspberry jelly to spray at Sasuke. Strawberry is so overrated."

Later…

Nari wouldn't shut up about how wonderful Itachi was all the way back to Kakashi's apartment. He decided the kitchen at Iruka's was alittle too…well… cheesy. (Bad pun.) "Oh, he's so romantic! And he's caring and he likes the same flavor smoothie I do and we both think eharmony is evil and—" Something happened that usually didn't. Kakashi snapped. "SHUT UP!" he yelled, "YOU ARE SO ANNOYING YOU LITTLE BAGPIPE/KAZOO THING!" "But—" "NO BUTS! GO TO BED NOW!" "there's only one bed—" "THEN GO TO COUCH NOW!" The very disturbed man sulked to his room where he read his precious Icha Icha 'til he could keep his eyes open no more.

The next morning…

It was a beautiful sunny morning. Birds were chirping and everything was right with the world. You know that music that cartoons play when everything is like that? That music was playing. Kakashi's eye blinked open. He sat up, scratched his head, and tried to breath the fresh morning air through his mask. "GOOD MORNING SPECIAL FRIEND!" "AAAH!" Nari was crouching on the windowsill behind his head, apparently waiting for him to wake up. "GUESS WHAT SPECIAL FRIEND! I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!" The poor fool tried to fall back asleep only to be shaken awake again by a very frustrated nutcase. "C'MON! IT'S REALLY COOL AND YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE IT!" "Ugh…whatever…" Kakashi dragged his still half-conscious body out of bed. "YAY!" Nari yelped. It looked like she was about to explode with excitement by the time Kakashi reached for the doorknob. The door slowly creaked open revealing….

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Patrick: Revealing what? Revealing what? You can tell me, I'm your ASSISTANT for shinigmilenne's sake! (and you thought I forgot to do it this chappie.)

ISAS: Nope. You've got to wait just like the others. Oh and also, I just have to tell you what inspired me for the next chapter. This one time a little while ago my friends Casey and Shelby and I were at this rehearsal dinner for her mom's wedding, and we got really hyper on Shirley Temples. We kept bothering my big brother and stuff and it was FUN! Just a little heads up for the next chappie, Shirley temples and cheese ski slopes will be involved…