Ok, this is also a fairly long chapter, by my standards anyways. I hope you like it, I had a lot of fun writing it.
Part One of Gilmore Sabotage
"God, my best friend is fucking my sister!" Finn cursed, "Don't you even think about getitng pregnant or married, or any of that crap"
"It's kinda to late" Rory said quietly
"What!"
"No, I mean, I was trying to explain that before. Logan and I have an arranged marriage"
"You are frickin kidding me!"
"Hey, you have to get married to you know, but I'm not suppose to tell you"
"Shit, really?"
"Yeah, and it's not to Rosemary"
Finn suddenly got a sly look on his face, "Well we'll have to do something about that won't we"
"Logan and I have a plan"
"And I will just add to it" Finns grin spread, and he looked almost evil, "Get my good mate, Logan, over here and I'll explain. Oh, and we will need tickets back to the US as soon as possible"
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"What day is it luv?" Finn asked turning to face her. They were seated in the first class section of the plane. Rory sat in the window seat, Logan in the aisle, and Finn conviently between them. Across from them, in the next row, sat Rosemary in the aisle, Stephanie next to her, and Colin in the window. The whole group had decided to cut their trip short.
Rory glanced at her watch, "Its fourty-nine minuets into friday, why?"
"Its just thought that it was still Thursday night, instead of Friday morning"
"Huh?"
"I hate mornings! Who wants to go around saying that they came back from Costa Rica on a sunny Friday morning! Its to bright!" Finn had been in a bad mood ever since he had caught Logan and Rory mouth to mouth in the hall. His mood had improved at the thought of playing a trick on his grandparents, but it hadn't gotten any better when he had learned that they were sleeping together.
"Its still the night Finn, only a few moments after midnight"
"Whatever. By the time we arrive in Connecticut it will be sunny"
"Well this is the quickest flight, an express flight. They didn't have anything sooner"
"Just don't wake me up when we get there" Finn went back to his magasine, which had a cover that Finn did not let Rory see, for reasons that she could easily guess
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"Ok, its six. We have half an hour to get dressed, and half an hour to to Grandma and Grandpa's. Go, and hurry. Thirty minuets people!" Rory told Finn and Logan, who both sped off
exactly thirty minuets later they were dressed, all suit and tie, and in Rory's case, little black dressed, and ready to go. They road in silence. Finn out of anger, still boiling at Logan. Logan and Rory, because they needed Finn to make their plan work, and also because they were slightly afraid of him.
"Ok, everybody out" Finn opened the door for Rory when they arrived at the grand driveway circle.
"You know what to do? Everybody got it?" Rory checked
"Yep, Part One, Gilmore Sabotage, begin" Logan smiled
"Fold your coats" Rory whispered as the maid opened the door
"Oh Rory how wonderful!" Emily, upon seeing her granddaughter, immediately went to hug her, "Your mother said you couldn't make it tonight"
"Finn, my good fellow, your father told us you were out of the country!" Richard gave his grandson a similar welcome
"Well, ah, I couldn't stay away for long. It's good to see you again" Finn put on his fake smile, reserved for grandparents
"Logan! It's marvelous that you are joining us tonight! I had no idea" Richard said, noticing Logan behind Rory, "Oh, sorry, I'll see you later, I have to make a call" Richard walked away
"Oh Logan, see, you do fit wonderfully into this family. See Rory, it won't be so bad" Emily babbled, "Come in, your parents are in the parlor" Emily led them into the lavishly decorated room
"R-Rory?" Lorelai said, clearly shocked to see her. She was about to question this surprise visit, but was silenced by an all telling wink. Lorelai nodded, getting the message, and concealed her smirk
"Now, what would you like to drink? Your all old enough aren't you?" Emily asked
"Gin please" Finn said, as polite as an angel
"Beer" Rory, and Logan chorused, in a monotone voice
"Surely you, Logan, would like something a little more educated?" Emily's smile wavered
"No, I can't live without beer. People tell me I'm an addict, but they are all nitwits. Beer is the substance of life. I usually drink over eleven cans a day" Logan said, scratching his stomach Christopher looked confused, but smiled when he noticed Lorelai stifling giggles.
"Oh yes, can go without beer, I sometimes think its better than coffee, now that Logan's introduced it to me" Rory added
"Oh" Emily said faintly, "All right then" She poured the drinks without another word, "Let's go eat, shall we?"
"But mom, you never let us eat without dad" Lorelai pointed out
"He's finishing up something in his office, he'll join us later" Emily said dismissively, walking into the dining room. The two parents, three young adults, and one grandmother, sat down, and soon the first course was served.
"Oh, lobster, my fave" Rory said, smacking her lips and reaching across Finn to get the salt
"Rory!" Her grandmother exclaimed, aghast, "Mind your manners"
"Sorry Grandma, I forget. When I eat with Logan, we have a strict no talk, just eat rule. Everything tastes so much better that way" She replied, angelically
"Oh, great" Logan said unhappily, when the second course of ministrami soup came out. He grabbed his napkin and tied it around his neck, "Just in case I spill. You can never be to careful. You wouldn't want to ruin the suit or risk getting burned" Her told Emily matter-of-factly. Lorelai choked, trying to control herself
"Lorelai, what is with all of you. Manners!" Emily said, flustered
Suddenly, Rory's phone rang. Emily glared at her. "Sorry Grams, gotta take this, it's Paris" Rory walked out of the room. She returned a moment later, frowning.
"Anything wrong with Paris, Rory?" Emily asked politely
"Oh course there's something wrong. She's a first class bitch!" Rory slumped in her chair, "I ask only one thing, give me the answers to Thursdays homework in Mr. Gleasen's class, and no, she can't find the time to do that simple thing" Rory looked so truly angry that Logan was finding it hard to keep a straight face
"You asked Paris to do your work for you?" Emily looked shocked
"Well duh"
"Has she always done this for you?"
"No, I used to do it myself. Then Logan showed me that I could have a much better life if I had some free time. Now that I don't have to work, I can go out to all the parties I missed, I can finally have a real life" Rory grumbled. Emily glanced from Rory to Logan, not sure what to say or who to blame
Logan smiled, "That my babe, living life" Logan kissed her cheek, before leaning over to grab a piece of chicken with his hand, letting his tie purposely fall into his soup
"Logan..." Emily began, but thought better of it
Logan stuffed the chicken in his mouth, and took a much to large bite. Beside him, Rory reached into the salade and took a croƻton. She threw it up into the air and caught in in her mouth, "Yes, another point for me. In your face Logan" she laughed, and Logan pretended to look annoyed
Logan pushed his chair out and got up. "Where are you going Logan?" Emily asked him
"Oh, I gotta go have a smoke" He replied, waving a pack of cigarettes in front of her
"Oh I'm coming. Are those the new Marbolos?" Rory asked, walking away with him
Emily sat fuming, until the two returned a few minutes later. They smelled of smoke, but it was actually only an ingenious spray on perfume that Finn had come up with that smelled like smoke.
Not a moment after they had sat down, Logan's cell rang. He got up and left without a word, Rory following him.
Emily sat for a moment longer, but then exploded, "No, you two come back her right now, I've had enough of this outrageous behavior
"Uh, old girl, we're kinda busy" Logan said, stickling his head out from the hallways, Rory dangling on his neck, one of her leg entwined in his, and her lipstick smeared across him face
"Old girl, why... Come back at once" Emily was positively livid
The pair sulked back to the table, to the barely concealed amusement of the seated Haydens. They sat down and once again began to be as rude as possible. Rory stuck a straw in her beer, and proceeded to slurp loudly. Logan chugged a huge gulp of his and let out a loud belch.
Logan leaned over and swung an arm around Rory, "I know a party thats happening dancing, booze, bed, nothing happening here, you wanna go?"
"Sure, catch you later, tell the old man I had to go" Rory said to Emily, as she walked out with Logan, grabbing their coats on the way
"I'm terribly sorry about them" Finn said, the picture of the perfect child, "Rory has been like that ever since she started hanging out with, 'Him'," Finn spat out the last word with disdain
"What do you mean, 'Him'," Emily asked, suspiciously
"Well, it's just that, I've know Logan for a very long time. I know all of his bad points, and that's mostly why I became friends with him, to try and change his ways. It seems that my efforts were not enough. He smokes, drinks, parties, never works, doesn't care about school in the least. To make matters worse, he is extreamly frivolous" Finn said, a serious look playing on his face
Lorelai choked again at hearing Finn use the word "frivolous', "Are you all right Lorelai?" Emily asked
"Oh, just fine. I'm just soo shocked at what Logan has done to Rory. It's like she's another person" Lorelai covered
"Now Finn, what were you saying?" Emily turned her attention back to her grandson
"Logan, he is a terrible flirt. That, with his good looks, gets him any girl he wants. And he wants them all. A different one each night. You went to Chilton, didn't you? I'm not sure of the masculine version, but you'll know what I mean when I say that Logan would definately not be called a 'Mary',"
"Heavens. So you think that Rory... Is that what he ment by dancing, booze, and... and... bed?" Emily looked horrified and fit to kill
"It's a real shame that Rory and him are getting married. She might have gone far" Finn looked regretful
"Well, this certainly won't do. I will have to speak to your grandfather about this" Emily stood up
"Better do it quickly, before he convinces her to start doing drugs as well" Finn stood, and Lorelai and Chris followed
"Oh heavens, I'm sorry to cut our dinner short, you'll just have to go now, we have things to do" Emily ushered them to the door. When the door closed, Logan and Rory jumped out of the nearby bush
"So?" Rory asked eagerly
"Part One, Gilmore Sabotage, complete success" Finn grinned
"Who thought up that scheme?" Christopher asked
"Logan and I" Rory said proudly, "But thats only the first part. Don't congratulate us until we are sure they will call off the wedding and let us have our own lives"
"I have got to say, that was pure genius! I don't know why I never did that, it would have saved me a lot of misery. Oh my mothers face when she saw you go out to 'smoke', and you should have been there when she realized what happened at those sort of parties! Priceless" Lorelai had a dreamy look in her eyes
"Come on Lore, lets get you home, you can reminisce later, right now, Logan and Rory aren't even suppose to be here. We don't want Emily to figure out the plot do we?" Chris led the still prising Lorelai to their Volvo, "Bye Finn, Logan, Rory" Her nodded to each of them, before helping Lorelai in and driving away
"So..." Logan said
"Time to go" Finn walked towards the car they had brought
Rory began to laugh, "Do you think she realized that Logan and I couldn't have left cause the three of us only brought one car?"
"Oh, good point, that is a slight flaw. Now everybody in the car" Finn placed himself in the drivers seat
Rory glanced at Logan, they both knew that Finn would make sure they were dropped off at separate dorms. They sighed and got in the car, Finn of course making sure that Rory was in the backseat, alone.
As the car pulled out of the driveway, Finn said "Stage Two of Gilmore Sabotage will need more work on my part, and none on yours. Let's start planning now, we only have a week"
You like? I tried to make it humerous, tell me if I was sucsessful. Review!
