David: Hello, ISAS is still unconscious from her last writing session so I'll be filling in. Oh wait, she's waking up.

Thanks David, I'll take it from here. Anyways, something's seriously weird with my profile. No matter how many times I hit return it never shows up in the actual thing. It is really starting to annoy me. Anyways anyways, Patrick is late AGAIN and he won't be here for a while.

Since you guys loved my last very random chapter, I decided to do another one! Yay! On with the story! (I've been saying that for the last three chappies haven't I? Oh well.)

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"Where did he go?" Temari asked desperately looking around. "Well," Kankuro said, "There aren't too many demon children running around in an elf costume in this town. How hard could it possibly be to find Gaara?" Now I don't know if you know, but as soon as someone utters those particular words that Kankuro just muttered, things get very very difficult for that person. The two sand ninja rounded the corner only to halt at the sight before them. There, in the middle of the street, was a parade. Two people who were dressed as Gaara dressed as an elf were carrying a banner that said: "Elf and Demon Child Appreciation Day".

Meanwhile…

Gaara, who had gone completely mental after people started clapping, (apparently loud noises set him off.) was currently skipping down the street across town from where his siblings were. If only the sight of him skipping in an elf costume were the most disturbing, but alas my dear readers, no. It was the fact that he was singing "Twinkle, twinkle, Little Star" in the worst voice imaginable that made people rush to their phones to call the "Strange But Urgent Emergencies" hotline. "UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH! LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE—" Finally, someone had the brains to bash him over the head with a frying pan. (Coincidentally, the same one Kakashi used to knock out Sasuke earlier that day.)

Nari was walking home from the theater with Kakashi when—hold on, it's best I clarify that last statement. It wasn't so much as Kakashi walking WITH Nari as Nari being thrown in a sack and being dragged by Kakashi. Anyway, that was when out of nowhere a very large and spoiled penguin (Let's call him Roger.) drove up in a brand new red Mercedes. "Dude," Roger the penguin asked a very speechless Kakashi, "You need a ride?" He still being speechless, the jounin slowly shook his head no. If one were to lower that mask on his no doubt very hot face, they would see that his mouth was open the entire time out of shock. "Suit yourself," Roger said, "I'm off to the hero rewarding ceremony." With that, the penguin drove off.

Nari's sack squirmed. "ooh! A hero rewarding ceremony? That sounds so COOL! Can we go 'Kashi? Can we? Can we? Can we can we can we can we can we can we?"

Back to the Elf and Demon Child Appreciation Day Parade….

"Oh no!" Temari exclaimed, about to go into hysterics, "any of these Gaaras could be the real Gaara! If we don't return to The Village Hidden in the Sand with him they'll totally kill us!" She started to hyperventilate. "Temari! Calm down!" her brother said, "We'll find him, trust me." "How can I trust you, Kankuro? How? I can hardly trust myself knowing I've lost my baby brother!" She started to cry, making Kankuro roll his eyes at how out of character she was being.

Somehow Nari was able to convince Kakashi to go to the ceremony. To specify, she shrieked at him until he gave in. Back to the point, the Third and Tsunade were standing at the podium with none other than the frying pan that knocked out Sasuke and Gaara. "We would like to take this moment to recognize a great hero to our village," the Third began, "This frying pan saved our town from the menaces that were really annoying us, thus proving itself a cooking utensil of great courage." Everyone started to clap and randomly someone from the crowd shouted, "Three cheers for Priscilla the Amazing Non-stick Frying Pan! Hip hip!" "Hooray!" the crowd responded. "Hip hip!" "Hooray!" "Hip hip— who in the name of shinigamilenne is that?" (A/N Sorry I forgot to do that last chapter, I guess that means I have to do it more than once this chapter. Tee hee.) Nari had jumped onstage and was now tearing through the crowd with Priscilla the Amazing Non-stick Frying Pan in her arms. On top of that she was laughing maniacally, which gets just plain annoying after a while.

TBC…

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Yes, I know that was phenomenally short, but that just means there'll be more tomorrow!

David: That's the best you can do on a snow day with no one nagging you to do anything?

Heh heh heh, David, it's well past the time for you to shut up now…heh heh (covers hand over his mouth and tries to avoid reader's glares.) see ya tomorrow!