Hello? ANYONE OUT THERE?

David: Hey ISAS, if you listen closely you can hear crickets!

Shut up Davey.

David: hey, just doing my job.

Which is to lay around reading manga?

David: Well, yeah that too, but I'm a professional from ISC.

The ignoring salmons clinic?

David: No, the Institute of Supreme Cluelessness.

Ahh, I see. Well, on with the story before David says something else stupid.

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Recap: Gaara being the mental demon child he is took off after the Christmas play and his siblings have to find him amongst the marchers of the "Elf and Demon Child Appreciation Day" parade. Also, Nari being the most annoying and mental girl on the planet stole Priscilla the Amazing Non-stick frying pan from its own ceremony….how sad….

"Are you Gaara?" Kankuro asked one of the marchers in the parade. "No, I'm Phil." "Are you Gaara now?" he asked again hopefully. "NO!" Temari wasn't having much luck either. "ARE YOU GAARA?" she shrieked at some poor guy running a gelato stand. (A/N don't ask, I just like gelato.) "N-no, I'm just some guy running this gelato stand! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME SCARY LADY!"

Meanwhile…

"YOU'LL NEVA CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPAS!" The Konoha Organization for Missing and Exploited Frying Pans (which incidentally was founded five minutes after Nari ran off with Pricilla the Amazing Non-stick Frying Pan) was hot on the insane teenager's trail. Apparently after she had plowed her way through the crowd, she also stole Roger the Rather Large and Over-spoiled Penguin's Mercedes. Currently she was weaving through the streets at say, 178 miles per hour.

"WHEE! ISN'T THIS FUN?" Nari asked the frying pan in the passenger seat. Of course, the object didn't reply, but then again it didn't need to. "Oh no! You don't have your seatbelt on! Don't you know the first rule about car safety?" Nari leaned over with both arms and tried to fit the belt over the frying pan, leaving the steering wheel unattended.

There, I hope you learned your lesson!" She said after scolding Pricilla, "Now where was I? oh yeah! Driving!" She grabbed the wheel just in time to steer the car away from a squirrel that was petrified with fear in the middle of the road. "WAIT! A POOR HELPLESS SQUIRRELLY!" Nari hit the breaks and jumped out of the car, catapulting herself towards the poor thing. "Aw! What a cute little fuzzy squirrel!" She said, picking it up and rubbing it against her cheek. With that the squirrel passed out. "Okay Squirelly wants to nap now." She placed the animal in the middle of the road and happily skipped back to Roger's Mercedes.

Once she got her seatbelt on, sirens started blaring down the street. Behind Nari, two large vans pulled up with "The Konoha Organization for Missing and Exploited Frying Pans" painted sloppily on the sides. Several ANBU members piled out from them and surrounded the car. "Halt in the name of shinigamilenne!" The leader shouted. "What's that Pricilla?" Nari said leaning her ear towards the frying pan, "you want me to floor it? Well ok, whatever you say."

Meanwhile at Iruka's House…

Kakashi was attempting to clean up the cheese mess in the kitchen, but unfortunately for him he had no experience in cleaning at all. In fact, up until now, the Bio-Hazard SWAT team had already visited the apartment five time due to neighbors complaining about explosions and cursing coming from there. Anyway, he was just about to give up when the doorbell rang. Kakashi was fending off a mutated piece of cheese at the time (Remember kids, don't end up like the silly Kakashi. Never mix two liquids together when you don't know what either one does. ) and had to lock it in the closet before he could answer the door. "Hello?" he asked as he answered the door. A man with a T-shirt that said "The Konoha Organization for Missing and Exploited Frying Pans" was in the hallway with a large crate that moved every so often. "I believe this is yours," the man grunted, shoving the crate through the doorway and slamming the door.

As soon as the door closed, Nari shoved the top off the crate and shouted, "HI THERE SPECIAL FRIEND!"

Back to Gaara…

Gaara had just woken up to find himself in the middle of the street, his memory of the past two days completely erased. "What? Where am I? AND WHY AM I IN AN ELF COSTUME?" "GAARA!" Temari ran down towards her brother half dragging, half choking Kankuro by his neck. "Never run away from us again!" "I ran somewhere?" Gaara asked blankly.

Somehow a narrator walks in with a microphone and says:

And so it came to pass that all that was wrong was now right, and all those who deserved it were ensured to live a long and happy life. Ever after.

A bunch of random people start singing:

HAPPY NOW AND HAPPY HENCE AND HAPPY EVER AFTER! JOY TODAY AND BLISS TOMORROW HAPPINESS AND LAUGHTER!

"Wait a second! It's NOT OVER YET!" The music and smiles die down as the author (me!) walks in. "What the heck are you guys doing here?" "Uhh…" said the narrator, "digging to Antartica?" "I DON'T THINK SO! EVERYONE OUT!" All the people go "Aw…" and walk away. Meanwhile Temari, Kankuro and Gaara were looking at me strangely. "Ok, back to the storyline." The author exits and Temari says, "okaaaaaaaay…."

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Another really short chapter, but give me some credit peoples, it was very random.

David: don't you mean they shouldn't give you credit BECAUSE it was random?

No, no not really. Anyway, I'll PROBABLY update over the weekend, but it depends on how much homework my evil social studies teacher gives me. See yas.