Thank you for reviewing shinigamilenne and diskordia! I'm on a mission to make several very random chapters in a row! YAY! GO RANDOMNESS! GO RANDOMNESS! Ok I'm done now.

Patrick: (running around in the background) WHEEEEE! I'M A PRETTIFUL BUTTERFLY!

David: Help ISAS! Patrick has lost his mind!

Ok, first of all, since when has Patrick HAD a mind? And second, I need to get on with this story.

David: NO MAKE IT STOP! THE DREADED SONG!

Patrick: I love you, you love me, we're a great big family…

THAT"S ENOUGH! WILL YOU TWO PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE THE IDIOTS YOU ARE SO I CAN GET ON WITH THIS STORY?

Eh heh heh, anyways, here's the next chapter for my death trap—I MEAN…story…yeah story…

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"Hello? Operator? Get me the Konoha Organization of Recently Delivered Boxes!" Kakashi yelled into the phone to a terrified operator. His call switched over and a secretaery's voice was heard at the other end, "How may I provide you with excellent service?" "Well," Kakashi began in a more calm tone, "A large box with an insane teenager in it was just delivered to my apartment and I'd like to ask about your return policies…"

Meanwhile…

Sasuke emerged from therapy with a big grin on his face. "Finally, I have ridden my mind of all things to do with my brother and can now focus on contributing to the human race!" He said to no one in particular.

Unfortunately for Roger the Rather Large and Spoiled Penguin, he just happened to be walking by (which he was really miffed about as an alternative to driving his now totaled Mercedes) when Sasuke was in such a delicate frame of mind.

"YOU!" the Uchiha screamed, "WHY ARE YOU WEARING A TUXEDO? DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS IS CASUAL FRIDAY? DIE!"

Back at the ranch…(or technically back at Iruka's cheese-filled apartment)

Kakashi was very very very very very very very very very very…what was the word I was gonna use again? Oh crud. Hold on a second… Oh yeah! Angry. Anyways, he was in this foul mood because of a few things: as soon as he asked the secretary at the Konoha Organization of Recently Delivered Boxes she told him they were closed on National Elf and Demon Child Appreciation Day, Nari wouldn't shut up, (as usual) and when the telephone rang again it was a telemarketer. The last thing really got him on the edge.

"So special friend, I was wondering if we could go outside and play lacrosse because I love lacrosse even though I have no idea what it even is and do you know what it is cuz I want to know what it is and from the name it sounds really fun and even saying it is fun so I'm gonna keep saying it cuz it's fun. LACROSSE LACROSSE LACROSSE LACROSSE LACROSSE!" Finally one of the neighbors had the sense to shout, "WILL YA SHUT UP? DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? WE'RE NOT NOCTURNAL YA KNOW!" Nari shook her fist in the direction of the voice and hollered, "I'LL KNOCK YOUR TURNAL RIGHT OFF, BUDDY!"

"Nari, the guy has a point," Kakashi said still trying to get over how disturbing this child was, "It's pretty late and you should get to sleep." Nari just smiled evilly and replied, "Don't be silly! You're not supposed to sleep at a SLUMBER PARTY!" (dun dun dun)

At Naruto's House/Apartment/Cardboard Box-sized Living arrangement…

Riiiiiiiiiiiing! Naruto got out of bed drowsily and answered the phone, "Loudness 'R Me, how may I provide you with excellent service?" "HI NARUTO! GUESS WHAT?" The blonde just couldn't place the voice though he knew it from somewhere. "What?" he asked. "YOU'RE INVITED TO A SLEEPOVER AT IRUKA'S HOUSE! CALL EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER KNOWN IN YOUR LIFE AND TELL THEM TO GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

A few hours later….

A whole crowd of people were in the hallway leading to Iruka's arpartment, murmuring as the door opened. "WELOCOME SPECIAL FUN SLUMBER PARTY GUESTS!" Nari shouted, throwing her arms in the air. Getting Kakashi out of the way was an easy matter for her; all she had to do was throw one of his precious Icha Icha books into the closet and shut it after he raced over to get it. "YAY! IT'S FUN SLEEPOVER FUN TIME! YAY!" The crowd followed her into the apartment as she babbled, "You can set up your sleeping bags over here, games are over here, and refreshments over here…" She stopped and looked around. "Hey, where's Sasuke?" "Therapy!" some random person answered. "Oh."

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There goes another extremely short and somewhat random chappie. What will happen at Nari's sleepover? Is Sasuke REALLY at therapy? And why is Shino afraid of Penguins? Tune in next time to find out!

David: And of course by next time, you mean a day or two from now?

Probably! And where'd Patrick go? (looks around)

David: Oh he's at therapy.

Oh. That makes sense. Why aren't yoou and I at therapy?

David: good question. I guess there are just some of us beyond the point of no return when it comes to insanity.

Shut up. Anyways, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT!