Greetings peoples!

David: Gasp! I thought you were dead!

Heck no, just high on egg nog. Anyways, time for a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! YAY!

Patrick: She disturbs me very much….

Well YOU disturb the circle of life, Pat.

Patrick: That makes no sense.

David: Does anything she ever says make sense?

Patrick: Good point.

Anyways anyways, the story must go on!

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The night began like any other. Hold on a sec, what I MEANT to say was that the night began as a total and utter disaster. Yeah, that describes it. Everyone was dancing to music almost too loud for the speakers to contain (which meant that just about everyone in a 20-mile radius was having a sleepless night) when low and behold, Roger the Oversized and Over-spoiled Penguin walked in.

The music stopped. Everyone stared. "What's the matter with you people?" Roger shouted, "Can't you see it's Christmas?" (A/N ok, so technically it's AFTER Christmas, but who really cares?) "What's Christmas?" Someone randomly asked. "You people don't know what Christmas is?" Roger stuttered, amazed at these people's stupidity.

"Ooh! Ooh! I know I know!" Nari shrieked jumping up and down, "Pick me! Pick ME!" "Ugh, does anyone ELSE know what Christmas is?" The oversized penguin groaned. "PICK ME! PICK ME!" "Anyone at all?" "PICK ME YOU LOUSY ANTARTIC FOWL! PICK! ME! PICK ME!" "FINE!" Roger screamed, "Just shut up, for shinigamilenne's sake!"

"Yay! I win!" Nari said smiling, "Ok, Maschrist—" "It's Christ-MAS," Roger interrupted. "Whatever. Christmas is a person just like you who delivers gifts to all the good vegetables, marsupials, and reptiles of the world over two nights. But if you're not sleeping when Christmas comes…uh…you have to…uh…dress up like a monkey and do the chicken dance while deep-frying in Bisquick!"

"You got it all wrong, Nari," Naruto said, "Christmas is an object with multi-fluxiating properties that make it the best brand of laundry soap you buy!" "Don't be stupid, stupid," Sasuke cut in, "Christmas is obviously—" "Hey!" Nari shouted, "When did you get here? Weren't you supposed to be at therapy after you attacked Roger?" "Who cares!" Sasuke yelled, "Anyway, Christmas is obviously a time of year when people torture each other by sending disgusting, multi-colored, pastries that are harder than concrete to each other." "yeah, and what are these pastries called, hmm?" Nari inquired suspiciously. "They are called….FRUIT CAKES!"

"You're all only half-right!" Roger replied, "Except for Naruto, he's completely wrong. But anyway, Christmas is a holiday where we celebrate the most important thing of all." "The miracle of life?" Nari asked. "Peace and prosperity?" Naruto suggested. "killing Itachi?" Sasuke said with an evil look on his face. Suddenly some random pizza delivery guy walked in and said, "getting a huge cash bonus!" "No no no!" Roger answered, "getting expensive presents!" "Oh…" everyone said.

ROGER'S MUSICAL NUMBER

Roger: Though life as you know it may seem dull and dreary,

And you never seem to see things quite clearly,

All of that changes….on Christmas day!

Nari: Though doggies bite and oatmeal is lumpy,

Though people fight and blue cheese smells funky,

All of that changes….on Christmas day! Oh…

Roger and Nari: Presents and gifts and boxes galore!

So many things you haven't explored,

Isn't obvious it's time to celebrate?

So many things to be thankful for,

Nobody cares all they want is more,

That's the true meaning….of Christ-mas DAAAAAAAAAAY!

"I think my eardrum just exploded," Neji said, pouting in some remote corner being his usual, genius-y self. "Aw, why do ya hafta be so darn negative, Neji?" Nari asked. "Because," he replied, "This punch tastes terrible. Where'd you get it from?" "Oh this? I made it from a bunch of colorful liquids in pretty bottles from the kitchen. The cabinet they were in was locked, but I had no trouble getting out a crowbar and—" "Why did you use random bottles? Did you even know what was in them?" Neji demanded. "Well they had nice names written on them, like Clorox, and Bounce, and Febreeze, and Lyesol, and—"

Suddenly something made Nari stop. A smile formed on her face. "Oh I get it now," she said, looking smug, "you're just pretending not to like it because it tastes so good that you're jealous and you want my recipe!" "That's not what I—" "Shut up punch criticizer, it's time for…KARAOKE!" (dun dun dun)

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Wow, that was reeeeeaaaaally short huh? Oh well, cuz next time you can look forward to, "KARAOKE!". If you have any suggestions, please submit them, cuz for the next chappie I'm taking all the requests I can get!

Patrick: Suggestions? I have one!

What?

Patrick: Put me in the next chapter! ME!

Oooookaaaaaaay…just make sure to tune in next time! Happy Belated Holidays!

David: Shinigamilenne bless us, everyone.