Rather than go through the trouble of making an author's note at the beginning of this chapter, I'm just gonna go on with the story….
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ISAS opened the door to reveal… Kakashi.
Kakashi: FREEDOM AT LAST!
ISAS: Whoops, wrong door. (shuts closet door)
Kakashi: NOOOOO!
ISAS: ….Anyway, I SHALL NOW EXPLOIT ONE OF YOUR GREATEST WEAKNESSES! (opens front door revealing…. ITACHI!)
Itachi: Dude, WTF? How did I get here?
Nari: ITAHCI MY LOVE! YOU HAVE COME BACK TO ME! (glomps Itachi)
Patrick: NOOOOO! I'M MELTING!
Sakura: No you're not.
Patrick: Shut up you pink-haired freak!
Sakura: What did you just call me?
ISAS: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! Now can we PLEASE get out of script format? It's starting to get boring.
"Okay…" Patrick said sadly, zapping the story so it was out of script mode. "So I take it everything's back to normal and you don't have a crush on my OC?" I asked. (A/N Yay! Back in my POV! Take that Patrick!) "Heck no!" he yelled, "this just made me more determined to kill Itachi!" "Yay!" Sasuke randomly chered, "I'm not alone!" "Hey buddy," Patrick asked Sasuke, "could I borrow your bazooka?" "Sure, pal."
(A/N How Sasuke got his arrogant little hands on a bazooka, the world may never know.)
"Hey!" Nari shouted, "You can't blow up my boyfriend until he sings his karaoke song!" "Karaoke song?" Itachi asked confuzzedly. (A/N I love that word!) "Yeah!" Nari said, her eyes filled with adoration, "You can sing one of my FAVORITES! Peanut butter jelly time with a bunch of bananas dancing in the background!"
And so…
Itachi: It's peanut butter jelly time
Peanut butter jelly time
Peanut butter jelly time
Where ya at?
Where ya at?
Where ya at?
Where ya at?
Now
There ya go
There ya go
There ya go
There ya go
Peanut butter jell-ay
Peanut butter jell-ay
Peanut butter jell-ay
Peanut butter jell-ay
Do the peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
Do the peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
However, in the middle of Itachi's…er…"creative" song (A/N Half the readers here won't believe me, but it's a real song) Patrick jumped up onstage and pointed Sasuke's bazooka at him. "Well Nari, my darling idiot, I guess this is goodbye," he said looking at her fondly.
Suddenly, everything went slow-mo with Nari running up to the stage saying, "NOOOOO!" Just as Patrick pulled the trigger, Nari jumped in front of Itachi and took the blow. Then everything wa moving normally again.
"What have I done!" Patrick screamed. "Covered her in cheese." "I what?" he asked. "Covered her in cheese," I repeated, walking over and taking a taste, "Cheddar to be exact." "Ugh," Nari said, sitting up, "What happened? And where did my honey bunches, Itachi go?" The S-ranked Peanut Butter Jelly singer was no where in sight.
All of a sudden the closet door was bashed down and Kakashi laughed maniacally. "I HAVE BEEN FREED FROM MY PRISON THAT SMELLED OH-SO STONGLY OF MOTH BALLS!" He shouted with a disturbing look in his visible eye. "OMG!" he said when he saw Patrick with the bazooka, "They're trying to gang up and kill me again! I'll have to move to another village again and change my name again and—"
"Roger!" Nari said, "Neutralize him!" with that roger the large and over-spoiled penguin lumbered over to the poor man and hugged him tightly. "OMFG!" Kakshi screamed, "IT'S THE KAWAII PENGUIN HUG OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
"Why is Kakashi-sensei acting so strangely?" Saskura asked to no one in particular. "It appears there are a few dozen empty bottles of sake in the closet," some random guy pointed out. Let's call him Gregory.
"Jeez, he sure is drunk, isn't he?" Naruto said, "Is he ok?" "Of course Mr. Special Friend is okay!" Nari replied, "Look how happy he is!" "WAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kakashi laughed all maniacal again, "WAHAHA—" a few seconds later he passed out from drunkenness and lack of oxygen thanks to the Kawaii Penguin hug of Doom.
"Where'd those author people go?" Sakura asked, looking around. "Oh they left a few seconds ago, one sobbing about cheese murder and the other chanting 'taco meat' over and over again." Sasuke replied in his usual I'm-way-cooler-and-geniusier-than-all-of-you tone.
"Moving on…" Nari interrupted, "Who's my next victim—I mean scape goat—I mean torture monkey—I mean cheese ball—I mean KARAOKE SINGER! Yeah, that's the one, karaoke singer."
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Yay! More karaoke to come! Sorry this was so short, it's just I felt kind of bad about not updating in two weeks. Anyways, in the next chappie you can look forward to Patrick singing the Barney song in a weasel suit and things too disturbing to describe! Also, I just realized I haven't done my disclaimer in a while so here it goes:
I don't own Naruto or any of the sings mentioned in the karaoke. However I do own a cat, a PS2, a Gameboy SP, now let's see here a…
