ISAS: Yay! I got more reviews! Please allow me to take this moment to do the "I Just Got Some More Reviews!" Dance!

I just got reviews

Yes I did

Yes I did

Go readers!

Go Readers!

And yaaaaaaaay cheese!

David: O.O She scares me sometimes.

Patrick: She scares me all the time.

I SCARE LITTLE CHILDREN! OH YEAH! Wait…was that a rhetorical question?

David: We never asked a question.

Patrick: Well, instead of continuing a pointless author's note, why don't we ANSWER some of the reviews?

ISAS: O.O WITH WORDS?

Patrick: Preferably.

ISAS: Oh…ok…

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Dax: Thx for the constructive criticism! Anything I can do to make the story better (and more cheese-filled) is widely appreciated.

Kyo: Glad ta know you liked it!

Anime Crasherz: Thx for reviewing you made me feel warm and fuzzy inside! Also, tell Jayjay If Patrick doesn't shut up there'll be an opening for "Other Best Friend/ Assistant".

sesshychick: I'm very thankful that you appreciate my efforts at randomness!

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QUICK SEMI-IMPORTANT NOTICE BEFORE THE CHAPTER BEGINS

For as long as I decide to do karaoke, I'll take any and all requests for characters and songs. Thank you that is all.

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"So…" Nari said breaking the next five seconds of uncomfortable silence, "any volunteers? Any at all?"

(crickets a-chripin')

"MUST I CHOOSE FOR YOU PEOPLE?" She shouted at the top of her deranged lungs.

This loud outburst promptly woke the unconscious Copy-nin/babysitter, Kakashi,

"Wut? Wuh?" he slurred, "I swear to shinigamilenne I didn't take the applesauce!"

"YAY!" Nari yelled if humanly possible, louder than before, "I HAVE ANOTHER VICTI—I MEAN VOLUNTEER!"

She ran down off the stage and grabbed his arm. Kakashi just sat up and looked all confused and cute and stuff.

"Are you the Satan?" he asked drunkenly. Before he got his answer, the same force that almost exploded his eardrum dragged him onstage.

"Please mommy!" Kakashi randomly shouted, "I don't wanna go to school! I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!"

"No cookies until you get your gravity-defying hair on this stage and sing us a song!" Nari threatened.

"But the pineapples!" he screamed, "they speak to me!"

"Be that as it may, you still need to SING US A SONG!"

"With WORDS?" Kakashi said looking at her as if she were crazy.

"JUST SING A FREAKING SONG ALREADY!" practically everyone in Iruka's living room replied.

"Oh….ok then…"

But before he could begin whatever song he had in mind (assuming he WAS thinking of a song) he passed out… again…

Suddenly Patrick burst through the door and proclaimed, "I'll sing a song for you Nari!"

Patrick? WTF are you doing in my story? I thought I kicked you out!

"But you said I could go back in!" Patrick protested profoundly.

That was SARCASM! DUH!

"I don't care who sarcasm thinks he is, I'm singing a song for my beloved!" he said with his eyes watering, "CUE LIGHTS!"

The lights immediately dimmed and a spotlight was placed on my dumb assistant.

"This is dedicated to Nari," Patrick said sweetly, then yelled, "AND ISAS STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD!"

Patrick:

I love you,

You love me,

We could make a family,

With a great big hug and a kiss from me to—

PATRICK! IS THAT THE THEME SONG OF—

Everyone except me and Patrick: DON'T SAY IT! IT'S EVIIIIIIIIIL!

"So what if it is?" he asked cluelessly unaware of the evil he had released on society as we know it. "And for the love of shinigamilenne ISAS, stop making me feel bad!"

Meanwhile…

"Kankuro, what do you want? It's three in the morning!" Temari hissed at her brother who had invaded HER room, HER territory, and HER sleep.

Kankuro just gave her an evil grin and held up a poster which read: COME TO NARI'S SUPER FUN SPECIAL FRIEND SLEEPOVER WHERE YOU CAN DEPOSIT YOUR UNWANTED CREEPY SIBLINGS FOR A WHOLE NIGHT!

Temari joined her brother's evil smiling and looked over at the sleeping Gaara.

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Oh dear, what have I done now? looks like next chappie Gaara gets to join the fun. But that's not all! You can look forward to this random quote!

"Well, I'm bored," said Naruto, looking, well, bored. "I have an idea!" Hinata said enthusiastically, which was so unusual that everyone turned and stared at her except Kakashi who was still unconscious. "Why don't we do Kakashi-sensei's hair!"

WAHAHAHAHA! Hinata will be hyper, Kakashi will get his hair done, and Neji will be thrown out a window! Tune in next time to find out!