Oh… my… Posh (A/N No typo, here, my cat's name is Poshy :-). ) IT"S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE, MAN!

Patrick: What is?

David: She was actually on time for school Friday morning.

GAAAAAH! IT'S SO UNNATURAL!

Patrick: Uh… (sweatdropping) There, there?

David: Why don't we just move along to the chappie…

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Also before I forget….

I do not own Naruto…or Twister… or (unfortunately for me) Kakashi… or (also unfortunately for me) Gaara's teddy bear… yeah…

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We find Temari and Kankuro running around downtown Konoha thinking they heard their brother's voice coming from there…

"It hasta be him!" Temari said, slightly out of breath, "I'd know that maniacal, homicidal, and somewhat adorable laughter anywhere!"

Sure enough, as the two sand nins ran into a dark alley they saw Gaara cornering some poor little boy and screaming, "YA LIKE PEANUTS NOW, TWERP!" From the position he was in, it looked as if he were about to bash his gourd over the kid's head.

"Gaara!" Kankuro shouted, "WTF ARE YOU DOING?"

He looked blank for a moment as he remembered… ahem… I SAID AS HE REMEBERED! Once again the special effects guy who is soooo going to be fired woke up and turned on the wavy lines…. So anyways…

Flashback

Gaara had been wandering the streets at night since he wasn't sleeping (oh yeah, really big surprise) when a small child walked up to him from behind and said, "Hey Mister! Is that a peanut on your back? I like peanuts!"

Gaara did that creepy 180 head thing and glared at the child evilly, albeit cutely in a murderous way. The child immediately bolted into an alley and Gaara followed him yelling, "IT IS NOT A PEANUT! I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY PEOPLE I'VE KILLED CUZ THEY'VE TEASED ABOUT WEARING A PEANUT ON MY BACK! DOES IT LOOK LIKE A PEANUT TO YOU?"

When the kid nodded their head and answered, "Yes.", this only got Gaara madder. He raised his gourd over his head and shouted, "YA LIKE PEANUTS NOW TWERP?" (whoa… deja vu.) (sp?)

Then Kankuro yelled, "GAARA! WTF ARE YOU DOING?" And then Gaara looked blank and then—

"Hold on a second!" Temari commanded, "We're not supposed to be in the flashback now! It was supposed to end like, 5 sentences ago!"

Grrr… BILL! The special effects guy woke up.. again… CUE END FLASHBACK!

"Oh, okay," Bill replied turning everything back to normal.. er… well as normal as this fic can get, anyway.

Oh, and also Bill…

"Yeah?"

You're fired.

"Oh… okay…"

Meanwhile…

Roger had apparently passed out due to the words "Hinata" and "drank" and "sake" in the SAME SENTENCE. Once Nari had rolled Roge's body out of the way, the group decided to bound and gag Hinata then play a nice game of Twister.

"Left foot, yellow." Shikamaru called, on the verge of falling asleep.

"Idiot, my foot is already ON yellow!" Sasuke retorted in a pretzel-like stance.

"Then you'll just have to put it on another yellow!"

"But Nari's foot is on the closest yellow!"

"Then don't use that yellow."

"But I can't reach any other yellow!"

"Then put it on Nari's yellow."

"WHAT?" Sasuke shouted with a mixture of fear and horror, "I CANNOT TOUCH FEMALE! FEMALE IS EEEEEEEEEEEVIL!"

Shikamaru shrugged and said, "You either put your left foot there or you lose."

The little hamster in its wheel in Sasuke's mind started to run rapidly. I can't lose or I'll never beat Itachi in Twister! (A/N Does that make ANY sense?) But, if I put my foot there I'll touch… FEMALE! Ewwww! Cooties! (A/N what's this? Sasuke still believes in cooties?)

"Noneofyoubusiness!" Nari said, waking Sasuke from his own, demented thoughts, "hurry up and make the choice!" His heart racing, the Uchiha slowly moved his foot closer to Nari's. And closer…. And closer… AND CLOSER…. And then a bit further away… but then closer… UNTIL…

"GAAAAAH!" Sasuke screamed as his foot touched Nari's for a split second, "I AM CONTAMINATED!" He jumped off that mat and ran to Iruka's bathroom, where for the next few seconds running water could be heard as well as chants of, "MUST BE CLEEEEEAN!"

Before Sakura could even say, "Oh he's so cute when he's having a neurotic psychological breakdown!" Nari fell over.

Shikamaru announced, "Nari is the winner." Questioning glances and exclamations of "huh?" were exchanged throughout the crownd until he explained, "The idiot put his right foot on yellow."

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I'll probably get around to updating again Saturday or Sunday, but most likely Saturday. What will happen when Hinata escapes from being tied up. Once again, the burning question comes up: Is Kakashi's precious gravity-defying hair safe? Tune in next time to fiiiiiiiiiiiind out!