ISAS: Did I say probably Saturday? Heh heh heh…. Well I have a good reason!

Patrick: Oh reeeeeally?

David: Yeah! What he said. Reeeeeeeeally?

ISAS: I was out getting snacks for the Super Bowl! Yay football! Yay sugar! Yay violence!

Patrick: Yeah, whatever. Why don't we get on with the story before the readers form an angry mob?

David: Oh they've already done that.

Patrick and ISAS: O.O

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(Also note I'm to lazy to reply recent reviews THIS time, but I will next time.)

While Gaara and Kankuro fought over when the flashback was SUPPOSED to stop (A/N cough, BILL'S FAULT, cough) the poor little kid Gaara was torturing snuck away. "Uh…guys?" Temari asked quietly.

However, the two idiots—ahem, let me clarify—the one stupid idiot who plays with dolls and the other idiot who murders people but is still cute in a way didn't seem to hear her.

"Hey!" Kankuro shouted, "they're not dolls! Puppets, PUPPETS!"

Suuuuuure they are. Do you practice your make-up on them before you apply it to yourself?

"IT"S NOT MAKE-UP! IT'S FACE PAINT!"

Of course it is…

"Oh you're good!" Temari gasped out between fits of laughter.

Hey, I wouldn't be laughing if I were you.

"And why not?" she asked snapping out of it.

At least he doesn't wear a giant fan on his back. What's the matter? Can't afford air conditioning?

This got her mad. She was about to yell something back when Gaara spoke up, "Whoever you are, I'll have you know you're a good person."

Why thank you peanut-boy.

Other than go into the details of the gory threats Gaara made to me after that, why don't we check in at the not-so sleepy sleepover? (A/N Ain't sibling rivalry cute?)

Meanwhile…

Sasuke was still obsessively washing his foot from his "close encounter" when everyone came upon a startling question: Where did Hinata go?

"But…" Sakura said, her eyes darting around the room, "She was just here wasn't she?"

"OMG SUPERNATURAL FORCES ARE AT WORK!" Naruto shouted, almost making everyone deaf.

"WAHAHAHA!" they heard a voice laugh from above.

"See? SEE?" Naruto said jumping around. Everyone was about to agree with Naruto's ghost theory, that is until they looked up. Hinata had apparently glued her self to the ceiling and was now laughing for no apparent reason.

The group just stared at Hinata laughing hysterically for a few minutes before the glue gave way and dropped her to the floor.

"Well I'm bored," Naruto announced.

"And I'm Nari! Nice to meet you!" Nari said trying to shake Naruto's hand.

"MY PRECIOUS NARUTO IS BORED?" Hinata yelled jumping up.

"Uh… yeah… and since when am I 'your precious'?"

"THEN I SHALL MAKE YOU UNBORED! I GOTS AN IDEA!"

"okay… what is it?"

"LET'S DO KAKASHI'S HAIR!"

Back to the Sand Sibs…

Once again Gaara and Kankuro were fighting, but this time it was about who the author dissed worse.

"She so got you bad!" Kankuro yelled.

"Na-ah!" Gaara retorted, "She got you worse!" To back up his statement, Gaara summoned some of his sand just cuz he was in a bad mood. Kankuro immediately reacted with fear. He did what any self-respecting ciward would do.

"TEMARI PWEEZ SAVE MEEEEE!"

"Okay Gaara, now calm down!" She said trying her best to sound calm herself, but didn't do a good job.

He still continued to summon his sand and prepare for attack.

"I'll tell dad!" she tried again, but no avail. Finally she decided to push it to the limit.

"Gaara… if you don't stop now I'll… I'll… I'LL HURT MR. TEDDYFUZZUMWUZZUMKABOBBER!"

This made Gaara recoil immediately. "Temari! No! Y-you wouldn't!"

"Oh I would," Temari replied, holding up his teddy bear by the ear.

"Please! I'll do anything!"

"Anything?" she asked, her lips forming a smirk.

"ANYTHING!"

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Sorry that was s short, but I have to study for the freakin mastery tests which are freakin stupid and freakin ask to many freakin questions…

Patrick: well while she's thinking up new ways to use the word "freakin", why don't I announce next time's random quote:

"GAARA! WTF DID YOU DO TO HIS GLASS FIGURINE COLLECTION?" "But… " Gaara quietly said, "it was just soooo shiny!"