Oh yeah! Guess who's back?
Patrick: (sarcastically) I don't know who? (rolls eyes)
Shut up Patrick.
Patrick: Na-ah, you can't call me that anymore, remember?
Right, you got your own stupid account…
Patrick: So I shall now be known as… captainpeanuts1 !
David: What about me? (eyes water)
Anyways, I have a REALLY GOOD REASON for not updating in a while. Here it is:
I HATE MASTERY TESTS!
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Yay! Time to reply reviews I should have before!
SHiNiGAMiLENNE- sorry about how short that chappie was, and thanks for wishing me luck! I really really really really really really (5 hours later) really really hate tests…
Kyo's only 1- I'll try to update as soon as I can! Oh wait… I am now! Yay!
Duku- Good luck w/ selling Gaara's teddy bear on ebay. You should the bid at, like a bazillion dollars or something.
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While I go hunt down and kill the person who invented standardized testing, please enjoy my next chapter!
With the Sand Siblings…
"Anything?" Temari asked again, her evil getting eviler and smirkier by the second.
"ANYTHING!" Gaara yelled, desperate to get back his beloved teddy bear, Mr. ….uh… fuzzumwuzzum, whatever his name was…
"Then you have to go to a sleepover for the rest of the night," she ordered.
"That doesn't sound so bad," he said hopefully.
"Without killing anyone," Temari added.
"NOOOOOOOO!"
At the sleepover…
Ino, Sakura, Kurenai, Nari, and Tenten grinned evilly at Hinata's suggestion. She was offering them a chance to do what they did best, and none of them were going to pass it up.
"Yay!" all the females in the room shouted.
"Um… yay?" most of the males in the room mumbled, except for Shino who was hiding in the coffee grinder from Roger. Idiot.
Seemingly out of nowhere all the girls pulled hair-care kits out and cheered some more while running over to their victim/ test subject, Kakashi. (who was still unconscious.)
"Where'd you get that from?" Sasuke asked, eying Sakura's bag thingy full of hair stuff suspiciously. However, she was too busy trying to French braid the copy nin's hair, she didn't respond. Sasuke scowled at being ignored and walked over to the closet to get some of that sake.
Meanwhile….
"Alright, here we are!" Temari shouted enthusiastically as she and her siblings walked up to the front of the apartment complex. Gaara just sulked while holding Mr. Teddyfuzzumwuzzumkawhatever tightly, as if to make sure Temari wouldn't get him again.
Suddenly a huge crowd of fangirls pulled up beside them. "Oh no!" Gaara shouted hiding behind his brother and sister.
"Cool it, Peanut-boy," a girl said, obviously the leader, "we're not after you."
Relaxing a bit, Gaara remembered to be infuriated at being referred to as "peanut-boy" again. However, as soon as he opened his mouth to retort, the leader of the pack put her hand over his mouth and whispered, "We're going Neji-fishing." Sure enough, one of the girls in the crowd pulled out a really big fishing rod with a chunk of cheese at the end.
"Cast the bait!" the leader ordered. The fishing line was thrown up…. And… up.. and up… unti; it flew right through the open window of Iruka's apartment.
Up there…
Neji was pouting over by the window, observing the girl still obsessed with Kakahi's hair and the boys cautiously uncovering their eyes from time to time, but then quickly recovering them and shouting, "GAH! IT'S SO FEMININE!"
Suddenly, a piece of cheese flew through the window and landed at his feet. "Hello, now what's this?" he said reaching down to the delectable piece of dairy.
"But wait!" he said, holding back the hand that reached for it, "It must be a trap!" He stared at its cheesy goodness for a few more seconds before babbling, "It's a trap. It's obviously a trap. It's so obvious it's stupid how obvious a trap it is."
But a small part of Neji's mind kept telling him, "Look at the cheese. It's so… cheesilicious!"
"It's a trap!" he told himself again, but then weakly said, "Oh…. My one weakness…but… can't… give… in… to… temptation…" Finally he just stood up and walked away.
A few seconds later he ran back to his precious chunk of cheddar and hugged it while shouting, "CHEESE!"
Down below, the girl with the fishing rod shouted, "We've got a bite!" "Reel it in!" all the other fangirls replied. The girl tugged and pulled with all her might.
Up in the apartment, Neji struggled against the force, screaming, "Hey! Give me back my cheese!"
On ground level all the fangirls pitched in and grabbed the fishing line, until finally…
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Neji's voice was heard yelling as he fell out the… let's see here…. 20th story window….
"Yay!" the fangirls yelled as Neji was dropped into their waiting arms and carried away.
All through the night, it was heard that a male voice (sounding suspiciously like a certain Hyuga's) was heard shouting, "Put me down! And where's my cheese?"
Back at Iruka's…
The girls squealed in delight as they stepped back and admired their work.
"Yes, this is definitely the best we've ever done," Kurenai announced.
"Agreed," Sakura replied.
"It's so wonderful, " Ino sniffled, wiping a tear.
Sure enough, Kakashi's hair was filled with twisting braids, little ponytails, and uncountable curls and crimps and so on.
"Hey," Tenten suggested, "since he's still out cold, why don't we see what's under the mask?"
Sakura grinned evilly and reached down to her sensei's mask.
Out of nowhere the jounin's hand grabbed her arm. His eye opened slowly and he asked (still drunk), "Rin? …Is that you?"
"Um…" Sakura stammered, still shaken up.
Ino stepped in and said, "There is no one in this household by that name. Are you sure you have the right number?"
"Uh…" Kakashi drunkenly mumbled, "I don't know."
"You should hang up and press zero to get the operator. I'm sure they can help you."
"Ok, that's a good idea," he said, letting go of Sakura's arm and turning over, asleep.
Suddenly, there was a crash behind them. Everyone turned to the source of the noise, which was that Gaara was sitting on the floor next to the door.
"How did you get here?" Nari asked suspiciously.
"My siblings threw me through the window," Gaara replied monotonously.
"Oh… that makes perfect sense!"
Just as everyone turned back around, there was another crash.
"GAARA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO IRUKA'S GLASS FIGURINE COLLECTION?"
"but…" the sand-nin defended feebly, " It was just so shiny…. I JUST HAD TO BREAK IT!"
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Ok… that was a pretty decently sized chapter. THANK YOU FEBRUARY VACATION!
CP: And there's more from where that came from!
David: Yay! I can't wait!
