Yo, I'm back from Africa where i have been visiting relatives.

Well heres my latest chappy...

rated: tres bien! au Supere!

kyo: show off.

Tohru: i DON'T like this chapter.

Yuki: (sulking) i HATE it!

Shigure: (giggles girlishly) can i be briMPHLEMUMPH?

Kyo/Yuki: NO!

Tohru: (weird Tohru smile) okay!

Tohru walked along the path with its flowing river below and a beautiful bridge ahead, a geisha stood at the end looking at her, as she reached the geisha the womans flute like voice whispered," You have beautiful eyes." Tohru smiled a thanks and walked on, the geisha was singing somethindg as silent as a whisper:

"You may think it strange to whisper to wind,

and you may think i am the one that has sinned,

but i bet your husband loves me just like a wife,

it is part of the sadness of leading my life.

Years ago, by my mother i was told,

if a geisha's a geisha the world is not old,

i listened quite hard and wished for my real mammy,

but she died of sickness when she was left by my pappy

The blossoms will fall on the ground before me,

but i am a blossom which is swept out to sea,

bashed and turned, but never burned,

as long as a geisha's a geisha i'm me.

You may think it strange to whisper to the wind,

but i whisper to fire and from me birds don't cringe,

the fires of my heart are carried away,

on the back of a donkey cart night and day,

swept, swept, swept away,

bashed and turned but never burned,

never to feel the warmth of love,

it is a candle which drifts away,

and a geisha's a wife of the night not the day,

oh a geishas a wife of the night not the day.."

Tohru listened and thought what a beautiful song it was.

"HEY! Hey Tohru!" Kyo laughed as he reached her and pulled her into his arms.

She looked back down the path, the geisha had disapeared.

Her and Kyo walked down the river hand in hand, basking in the warmth of the sun, they stopped at a bank covered in blossoms and Tohru spotted two shaped like a T and a K, they were close and they were on the bank, she liked that.

A sudden wind blew a wave in and it swept the two away," NO!" Tohru cried jumping into the water to revive them, before she knew what was happening the current had got her and she was being swept away, but she kept her eyes on the blossoms.

"Tohru!" Kyo screamed," Oh my god!" He ran down the bank, he hated water!

Suddenly a fish like creature pulled Tohru down under the water, Tohru looked into its eyes, it was a... a... a MERMAID!

She studied it, it had fangs and its eyes were yellow with black slits, otherwise it was beautiful, and then she realised it was going to eat her, she kicked her legs and struggled to resurface but it had her ankle, she was losing her breath, her lungs were burning up, 30 more seconds and...

Out of the darkness a shape was approaching, beautiful and colourful, the geisha!

Tohru felt the Geisha bring her to the surface and lay her on the sand, she coughed and spluttered and looked up into the geisha's wondering eyes and then in an instance they were gone and she lost all conciousness.

A fire was burning and there was a smell in the air like wet cats,Tohru's eyes fluttered open, Kyo sat

purring before her and licking himselfshe looked around, feeling dizzy, then back at Kyo, she crawled along the floor and grabbed the little cat, shocking him, she hugged him and stroked him and he purred, she went out to get some coffee and when she returned a more human Kyo was sleeping in the bed, he stirred and woke, looking about hazily," Tohru." he said and smiled.

She poured the coffee, thinking about his true form and how most women would run a mile rather than share his bed, she just supposed she wasn't most women.

"Tohru," He mumbled, half asleep," I wish you'd just marry me." Tohru gasped and Kyo shot up," Wha- hu? what happenned?" He noticed that she was looking at him," What did i say?"

"You a-a-asked me t..t..to marry you!"

"Ah no! And you turned me down? Even worse!"
"I never said i turned you down."

"You mean that?"

"Yeah!"

"Well then Tohru thankyou for making me the happiest man in the world!"

"Pleasure."

Haha that got you listening didn't it?

Hmmmmm... thought so, next time less of the omg stuff though, my eardrum bust because abpout 10 people said it at once, one called jemma was screaming!

lol!

that's all folks. (warner bro's tune plays)