Hi guys. I'm sososososososososososososo sorry for not updating so late, it's quite unlike me. Well, er actually, it is.

Flashback:

Arriving late for school. Hall monitor yells at me.

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Arriving late for class. Teacher yells at me.

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Arriving late for… well, everything. Parents yell at me.

Well, you get the picture. But please do not let my chronic tardiness spoil the next enticing installment of "Meet Nari!"

P.S. Mastery Tests SUCK!

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"Well," the leader of the KFC (Not Kentucky Fried Chicken, Kakashi Fan Club), "Now that we've captured the almighty one, what should we do with him?" She motioned towards Kakashi, who was at the time all tied up and hanging from the ceiling. Yup, he was just hanging out. Ha ha. Get it? Hanging out? Ha…ha… whatever…

Murmurs ran rampant among his insane fangirls, until one of them shouted, "Let's make him tell us his deepest darkest secrets!" Another shouted, "Let's invade his private life!" Yet another shouted, "Let's read his diary!"

The room went silent. "That's a great idea!" the leader-person exclaimed.

"Whoa whoa whoa!" Kakashi said, halting the meeting, "What makes you so sure I even HAVE a diary, WHICH I'M NOT IMPLYING I HAVE!"

Once again the fangirls began to whisper and contemplate the inquiry. One finally shouted, "You're HOT!" Though it had nothing to do with the question, it seemed reason enough for them to search the copy-nin of all possessions. Only two books were found, both supposedly copies of Icha Icha Paradise.

"One of them has to be the real diary in disguise!" the leader announced. The other girls murmured in agreement as Kakashi began to get worried. All of a sudden, Tsunade walked in.

"What are you people doing in the conference room?" she asked suspiciously, "Do you have a reservation?" The fan club nervously exchanged glances.

"Oh, hi Kakashi, I didn't see you up there," she said quickly before resuming her accusing glare at the intruders. "Hi," Kakashi replied casually. While swinging back and forth on the cord suspending him from the ceiling.

After a long and uncomfortable pause, a fangirl spoke out, "Mrs. Tsunade Lady Person Who isn't Kakashi, we were just about to play a game of… luck…"

Instantly a change in disposition was visible in the notorious gambling addict. "Now just what kind of game would this be?" She asked trying to keep the excitement out of her voice.

"It goes like this," the fan club- president person, "You see two books in front of you. One of them is Kakashi's icky er… adult novel and the other is his diary."

"Ooh! ooh! Let me try!" Tsunade shouted, jumping around like a child in a toy store, "The one on the left!"

"…Which means it's really the one on the right," a random person finished.

"But—" All of a sudden a rip in the space-time continuum was opened and swallowed her up before closing again. A few weeks later she was found wandering aimlessly on the beaches of New Zealand, dazed and confused. But let's not get ahead of ourselves.

A really loud heart-beat was heard as the fangirl closest to the book on the right side slowly reached for the cover…

"Could ya keep it down over there!" She shouted as the camera zoomed across the other side of the room to show a science class on the human heart. "Why don't you?" the teacher yelled back, then continued, "And that class was a very loud simulation of a beating heart."

As the camera zoomed back to the half of the conference room being used for the fan club, the fan-person opened the book to a random page. It was a diary. What a BIG SURPRISE!

"This one's from a while ago," the girl said, "Ahem.

Dear Diary,

The Big Fat-head said I hafta go meet another group of brats today. Jeez, when is he ever gonna learn I'm not passing anyone? I mean, wake-up old man. Lol. Anywayz, here is my artistic interpretation of the Fat-head…"

Underneath was a doodle of the Third, who was so to speak, more than a little overweight at the time of the drawing. Next to it was an arrow that said "Big Meanie Fat-Head"

An evil smile formed on the fan club's faces. With this unmatched power, WHO COULD STAND IN THEIR PATH?

Tune in next time to find out!

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Ok, I know that was short. I apologize for that. However, this is what you get from an entire week of testing, an all night caffeine spree, and a trained monkey with the ability to annoy people.

CP: But… ISAS, we don't have a trained monkey that can annoy people…

I was talking about you. But enough of that lot, next time you'll read about how the fangirls go on a rampage with Kakashi's diary as a hostage and as a preview to my next story, how Tsunade meets my OC's in New Zealand! May the Numa be with you all.