Weeeeee! I dunnit! I gotts it in! Uh, yeah. Anyways, sorry I couldn't respond to reviews last time but I'll get it to it… eventually.

CP: Knowing her, probably never.

Shut up stupid assistant person.

CP: Hey! Leave David out of this!

David: Wuh? Was someone talking about me? I heard my name.

Go back to sleep, David. AND YOU cap'n, be useful for once and shut your pie-hole.

David: I like pie.

SLEEP I SAY! Anyways, this chapter will have three very SPECIAL guests! (cough-builtinpreviewfornextstory-cough)

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

As we said, Tsunade woke up on a nice beach in New Zealand after being swallowed by a rip in the space-time continuum. At the time we check in on her, we find her at a hot dog stand.

"Wait wait wait!" she yelled at the cashier, "I change my mind! I'll have a jumbo hot dog with—oh wait no! Uh, hold on let's see here…"

"Could you move it along, mate?" the cashier said with an accent, "the line's not getting any shorter, ya know."

"But I know what I want now, a—" she was cut off as a security guard escorted her to the other side of the beach. (Why would a hot dog stand need a security guard? It's one of… NATURE'S MYSTERIES! --Ratchet and Clank 3 reference…-- )

"Well this is just great," she mumbled to herself, "First I have a bunch of crazed fangirls in my conference room, then I get sucked into a hole in space and time, AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET A HOT DOG? Man, I guess I'm just having one of those days…"

Just as she was about to start THINKING for once (shinigamilenne forbid), she saw three strange-looking figures standing not too far away. The reason they looked rather strange was… well, not many people were wearing full body-armor and dark cloaks on the beach that day. As Tsunade approached, she could hear the middle of a conversation. The shortest person was whining in a muffled voice, "I'm just saying, if they could put a freaking super-computer data-bank in, why couldn't they put air conditioning in these freakin' suits?"

The second tallest in the group replied, "Leonid, I know it's hot, but we have to wait here until the mighty authoress commands to begin her next story." That voice sounded more feminine, though still muffled as if by some cloth or other material.

The third, and tallest, turned to the other two and complained, "Could you please stop talking? I'm trying to rewire the warp generator! One small mistake and a rip in time and space could swallow up some random person and strand them on this beach too!"

"Hm…" Tsunade began to… oh no the dreaded word! THINK!

"But it's sooooo hot!" the one who apparently was named Leonid whined. "Then take your hood off!" The tallest practically screamed, "Just be quiet!"

Immediately Leonid pulled down his hood, revealing short, light-brown hair. The other soon followed and revealed a pony-tail of dark brown hair, confirming that she was indeed, female. The third seemed so absorbed in what he was holding (supposedly a warp generator, whatever that is) that he didn't follow suit to his companions, though it was dreadfully hot.

Tsunade quickly made the decision that since these people were probably the ones responsible for getting her there, they would probably be able to get her back.

She slowly approached and…

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Oh dear, another cliffie. I really AM bad. And on top of it this chappie was pretty short. Oh well. Also, for those who didn't take the hint, these are the OC's from my next story. There's a lot to explain about that, so I'll do it next chappie.

Here's a bit of feedback for reviews:

Essyllus—Thanks for the opinion! I actually noticed that a bit myself. The thing that I haven't really told you guys is I started this fic for my little brother (also a Naruto fan), and he (as well as my peers CP and Davey) gave me a bunch of ideas. Me, being the kind who likes to do things fast and squish things in, tried to smush them all together in the later chapters and kind of let plot take backseat. If you like non-confusing, you'll probably like my next story better.

Note: The Christmas Play chappie was supposed to be humorous through picturing it, sorry I didn't mention that, My bad.

Anything For You—Thankies! OMG! NOT THE KAWAII NO JUTSU! Can't… resist… making… new chapter…

Tee—Thx! I like to read my sh too! Wait… that didn't come out right, did it?