I am so so so so so so so so so so so sorry for being so long on this chappie. David recently moved and he hasn't returned any of my phone calls or emails. IS MY ASSITANT ALIVE?
CP: Who cares. Let's just this chapter started before your readers get any madder at you.
Disclaimer: I own Adnamia, Soums, and Leonid. They are mine. I do not own Naruto, Mystery Science Theater 3000, or Fullmetal Alchemist. I did have this really cool dream once where I owned them though….
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Anyways, so I believe I just left off where Tsunade was approaching my three OC's from my own story after they accidentally stranded her on a beach in New Zealand….
Tsunade walked up to Leonid and asked, "Excuse, but did you by any chance accidentally transport me here by use of some sort of machine thingy?"
The boy turned around and looked at the old woman (THAT'S RIGHT I SAID OLD!) with cerulean eyes and replied, "Oh, did we? I'm very sorry. Adnamia!" He nudged his companion, who appeared to be lost in thought.
"What? Huh? Oh right," she said collecting herself and brushing a stray strand of hair out of her face, which was dyed green, of all colors. (I like the color green, BTW) "Sorry if we inconvenienced you in any way," she apologized. Suddenly, her expression changed. "BUT SINCE YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GENERATOR YOU MUST DIE!" Seemingly out of nowhere, Adnamia pulled out a gun and aimed it at the poor, confused ninja.
"Put that thing away!" The tallest scolded, he then turned to Tsunade and said, "Please excuse my sister. She has rather violent tendencies." Tsunade had to admit he was pretty good-looking. He seemed about 20 years old and had dark brown hair down to his glasses. And was that an earring on his left ear ?
"But Soums!" Adnamia protested, also revealing the name of her brother, "How do we know she doesn't work the military and is out to kill us for using illegal technology?" Her brother sighed, and went back to working on the warp generator.
"Oh please," he said absently while he worked, "the odds that we landed ourselves in a time or place that we're wanted by soldiers is virtually impossible."
Tsunade was growing rather annoyed that they were talking as if she weren't even there. Finally she spoke up, "Can you please get me back to my own place, or time, or whatever you got me from?" There was no response from either of the three siblings. "AHEM!" Tsunade said loudly, trying to get their attention.
"There!" Soums said, looking proud of himself, "That should be all the necessary adjustments. It should be working fine now." He turned to Tsunade and said, "I think it'll work properly now, but we should test it just in case." He pushed a few buttons on the blinking device and… WHAMMO! (Sigh, I love that word ) A bright light blinded them for a few moments until….
"Mike! Look! We escaped from the Satellite of Love!" A gold skinny robot shouted to a guy in a blue jumpsuit and another robot with a gumball machine for a head. (That's right, it's Mike and the Bots from MST3K!)
"Phew," Mike sighed, "If I have to watch another bad movie ever again I'll—" However, Mike's sentence was interrupted by Soums saying, "Oops, I guess that wasn't right either…" He fiddled with the device some more and…. WHAMMO! (I just can't get over how much I love that word!)
In the place of the reluctant movie critics stood none other than Edward and Alphonse Elric in the flesh… I mean, one is partially in flesh, and the other is a soul inside armor…. WHATEVER!
"Huh? What's going on?" Ed said looking around. "Big brother," Al asked, "What kind of alchemy is this?" "I don't know," the blonde-haired boy replied, "but I don't like it."
"Alchemy?" Leonid said looking puzzled, "What's that?"
"I'll show ya," Ed said, about to clap his hands together in demonstration. However, before he could do so Soums flicked a button and said, "It's gotta work this time!" WHAMMO!
Another worm-hole appeared, and just before Tsunade was sucked into it, Leonid shouted, "I hope we didn't mess up your timeline too much!" With a blinding flash of light, she was poofed back into the conference room. But something was wrong…. There were no rabid fangirls. The room was filthy and overgrown with weeds and plants in some places. Bewildered, Tsunade walked out the door to see what happened. The things she saw caused her to shriek in pure horror….
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I is a baaaaaaaaad girl… after all this time I left you with another cliffie. Tell ya what, I'll have Cap'n spoil the fun and tell you what happened, but he won't go into detail.
CP: They thought they hadn't messed up the timeline that much, but they were wrong… ever so wrong… They created a world… a world where Nari is the supreme ruler! Oh no!
