I'm back again. Guess what? DAVID RETURNED MY EMAIL FINALLY! Sniffle… I miss him even so…

CP: Oh just get onto the reviews already.

Okay!

Scorpion-demon—Don't worry, I probably won't do it again… at least until it comes time for my finals…. Cringe… Oh and since you were wondering, David moved to California. WHY CAN'T I BE IN CALIFORNIA?

Aura the Alchemist—It's nice being back. OMG! YOU HAVE AN ED PLUSHIE! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! (remembers what parents told me about not stealing) I MEAN…. Hi… anyways, Ed and Al are gonna be in this chappie too!

Kugatsu Kuro Kyohaku Bara—I hope when you freaked out you didn't hurt yourself, cuz if you did then it's legally my fault… I BLAME DAVID! Yay! Seesaws! And last but not least, be afraid of what Tsunade saw. Yes, be VERY afraid…

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Tsunade screamed as she saw the terrible sight of… a pink pony ranch? Hold on... did I say she shrieked with HORROR last chapter? I kinda sorta meant shrieked with DELIGHT. Come on, any one of you would of made the same mistake!

"It's so pink and fluffy and wonderful!" Tsunade exclaimed as she walked over to a bubbling brook of chocolate, where a lavender unicorn was drinking. (Ugh… I'm getting disgusted just TYPING about this place. The chocolate would be nice, though.)

Uh, yeah. And that's when Tsunade realized she had hit her head and the door and was actually still inside the demolished conference room. Praying to shinigamilenne that the pink ponies would still be there when she opened the door, it slowly creaked open to reveal… a wasteland of old socks, cardboard, old Gwen Stefani CD's, a designer scarf here and there, and an busted up latte machine.

"Something…" Tsunade mumbled, "is terribly wrong here." As she walked on, she reached burned out buildings, all over there were signs with Nari's face on them saying, "The Grand High Nuisance is watching you!" "What kind of terrible place IS this?" she shouted, causing birds to fly out of a charred tree.

All of a sudden, someone on a motorcycle and a blaring siren pulled over next to her. A person who appeared to be wearing an officer's uniform got off and took off her helmet, revealing familiar pink hair.

"Sakura! I can't tell you how great it is to see a familiar face around here! What happened?" Tsunade said with relief.

"The OFFICER Sakura to YOU!" The kunoichi said with a creepy smile on her face, "And what do you mean what happened? It has always been this way since the Grand High Nuisance brought justice to this beat up town!"

"Um… Ignoring the beat-up part," Tsunade said, getting more disturbed by the moment, "Why are you smiling?"

Sakura laughed and replied, "Oh that reminds me why I have to arrest you! The Grand High Nuisance has proclaimed every Monday to be undying cheerfulness day!" In a creepy voice she shouted, "ISN'T IT CHEERFUL?"

"Uh, no" Tsunade cringed, "Disturbing is more like it…" "SILENCE!" over-cheerful Sakura growled through clenched teeth, which were still in a creepy smile, "The Grand High Nuisance has ordered that all who oppose be imprisoned immediately."

Having not caught-on yet (it was kind of blatant from the posters, but alas) the Lady Hokage asked, "Who is this Grand High Nuisance person anyway?"

Sakura just laughed as she dragged Tsunade through the filthy streets to a large, sinister castle where her office once stood. At the door of the castle, Sakura rung a doorbell which played "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" for about five minutes before the door swung open. From then, it was no turning back; Tsunade was dragged into the darkness to a large throne room. "I have another lawbreaker, your annoyance!" Sakura shouted cheerfully to the Grand High Nuisance, who was seated on a throne decked in glitter and Christmas lights. (If you don't know who it is already, then seriously, look back a few paragraphs)

"Wahahahahaha!" Nari laughed maniacally, "I would send her to the tickle chamber, but it's full…" As if by cue, shrieks erupted from a room off to the left such as, "NO STOP! HA HA! IT… HEE HEE… GAH! HA HA!"

"So…." She continued, you'll just have to be locked in my throne room to entertain me for all eternity."

"You'll never get away with this Nari!" Tsunade shouted as she was stuffed in to a jail cell.

Nari just yawned and said lazily, "Officer Sakura, the prisoner is boring me. Bring in the jesters!" Sakura saluted and walked off to some other part of the castle. "Come here often?" she said to Tsunade. She just glared in response.

After another lengthy and uncomfortable pause, (my writing is just full of them, isn't it?) Sakura dragged Naruto and Sasuke into the room and dropped them at Nari's feet. "What are you waiting for?" the idiot yelled, "Entertain me!"

"Okay so seven rats go into a hardware store," Naruto began, "And then they died." Nari just stared at him with wide eyes, until he pulled out a water gun and squirted Sasuke with grape jelly.

"Ha ha ha!" Nari laughed, "That's a good one! Tell another one!" Naruto flashed a toothy grin and said, "Okay, so a monkey, Avril Lavigne, and a walking banana walk into a bar, and then they exploded!" Once again, Sasuke got squirted with jelly, and once again it was met with Nari's roaring laughter.

"Oh man, that's good!" Nari said, "That will be all, jesters." With a bow from Naruto, and a death glare from Sasuke, they left the room. "SLAVE!" Nari shouted.

"Sigh… yes your annoyance?" Kakashi said exasperatedly as he eetered. "Fetch me the Elrics!" she ordered, "And get me a Boston cream donut… or it's off to the tickle chamber with you!"

A few moments later Kakashi reappeared with Ed (Squeeee!) and Al (SQUEEEEE!). "WTF?" Ed said, still bewildered, "Where are we?" Nari just laughed maniacally as Al whimpered, "Brother, she's scaring me!"

"Slave! Use your genjutsu to make them do the chicken dance!" the insane ruler of the universe commanded. Kakashi raised his visible eyebrow and sighed, "You have GOT to be kidding me. That is a COMPLETE waste of my skills. There is NO WAY I'm gonna—"

Nari glared and pointed to the tickle chamber. Again, is if by cue (I don't know, maybe it really IS by cue…) a howl of, "NO! TOO. HA. MUCH. HA. TICKLING!"

"Right away," he said sweatdropping. After I few hand signs and a few yells from Al saying, "What? NO! I can't dance! I have two left—" However, our whimsical-suit-of-armor-friend was stopped in mid-protest by the unfightable urge to sing, "I don't wanna be a chicken I don't wanna be a duck so I shake my—" However THAT was interrupted by a small explosion (Jeez, what's up with all the interruptions?) and a blinding light in the middle of the room.

There stood Adnamia, Soums, and Leonid, all three of which were busy yelling at each other about shinigamilenne knows what…

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Next time! Will Adnamia come up with an ingenious plan to save the world? Or will Nari's idiocy conquer all? Will the Elric brothers be freed from the evils of the chicken dance? Will I ever stop talking?

CP: I know the answer to that last one. (Puts a strip of duct tape over the insane authoress's mouth)

Mmph mmph mmph mmph mmph!

CP: She said stay tuned to find out. I LOVE CABBAGE!