Here we go again! More randomness, more insanity, and a 50 increase in sugar!
CP: (mumbling to himself) I COULD be playing Runescape right now, but NOOOOO. The stupid authoress says I have to ASSIST her or something…
Ahem, please excuse Mr. Assistant-Who-Will-Also-Be-Filling-In-For-David; he can become quite testy… (glares)
CP: What? That wasn't part of the contract!
Heh, ya should've read the fine print. Anyways, ReViEw TiMe!
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Kuro Bara—That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside: )
As far as un-flammable goes, heh, well I'm not so sure about that. I found like a bazillion sp/grammar errors when I went through and sometimes I don't feel like I said things right. But hey, I guess everyone's their own worst critic. Oh, and out of blatant curiosity, what's your other favorite anime?
AFY—You want a tickle chamber too? My brother told me I was the only one! Ha! Excuse me while I go rub it in his face!
Aura the Alchemist—Aw, you don't? Oh well . (My mom's actually really good at sewing stuff, so maybe I can convince her to make Edo-kun. pretends to hug invisible Ed plushie) Anyways, scary and humor DO make a weird combo, (especially since I was going more for humor) and I got this idea from a really bad movie about time travel when this guy went back in time and changed something and came back to find his rival was king of the world. Though it stunk big time, it did give me inspiration! (P.S. next chappie you'll see how all those random people got there thanks to Soums's er… genius-y-ness)
Scorpion-demon— Don't worry, Itachi will come in soon! Not this chappie but DEFINITELY next chappie ;-)
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We left off on our wonderful, whimsical, happy fairytale where Princess FluffyMcChocosyrup was on a happy happy journey to the castle of powdered sweets, where everything was HAPPY! …or was it… (cough) At least, that's how the story WOULD go if a certain nutcase hadn't taken over the world. (Sniffle, why can't I be that nutcase? T-T)
Who knows? Maybe the story wouldn't have gone that way even if Nari hadn't taken over the world. But that's NOT why we're here, now is it? No, you want to read about how my three wonderful OC's save the poor Elric brothers from Nari's clutches, right? Well, I gots news for yas. As soon as Adnamia, Soums, and Leonid appeared in Nari's throne room, they were captured (got burlap sacks thrust over their heads, what's the difference?) and were in no way capable of saving our beloved alchemists…
"Wahahaha!" Nari laughed at Ed and Al, "No one can save you from the wrath of my slave's genjutsu! Not even a bunch of weirdos from the future!"
"Weirdos?" Leonid said dejectedly from within his sack.
The three siblings were indeed lucky that their vision was obscured by the burlap sacks; for the horror that lay beyond was far more terrible than being imprisoned by a moldy-smelling piece of cloth. That's right: Kakashi's genjutsu had convinced Edward and Alphonse Elric that they were beautiful ballerinas. (Which was quite ironic for Al, actually. He always HAD wanted to learn to dance…)
It was hard to believe there was any way out of this precarious situation; however when yet another blinding light filled the room it filled the hearts of slaves, alchemists, and weirdos from the future alike with hope. That is, except Adnamia and Soums. They're pessimists. Once everyone had regained their vision, a lone figure stood in the middle of the room: Colonel Roy Mustang. He had an adorably confused look on his face.
"What just happened?" Mustang asked looking around the room filled with so many oddities. When his gaze fell upon Ed and Al, who were in the middle of a graceful dance from "The Nutcracker," he doubled over laughing.
Ed, who was thoroughly angered at the fact the he was in the middle of a graceful dance from "The Nutcracker," glared and him and shouted, "SHUT UP IT'S NOT FUNNY!" At which Mustang replied between fits of laughter, "It's pretty funny from where I'm standing!"
In an act of pure rage, Ed spun over in a perfect pirouette and kicked Roy in an unmentionable place. Al, who was a lot more submerged in the genjutsu said in a high-pitched voice, "Edwina, if we don't put on a good performance, Madame Rosima will surely beat us!"
(A/N Ok, so I have this friend who takes ballet, right? Well she has a really mean teacher who threatens her students and so I thought in my twisted mind, "Why can't Ed and Al have a teacher JUST LIKE HERS?")
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME EDWINA!" Ed shouted at his brother while prancing about and twirling. Poor Roy was still recovering from the sudden blow to …erm… an unspeakable location. While all this was still going on in her throne room, Nari was intently speaking to the bagged genius, Soums.
"Oh, well of course!" Nari answered Soums's question, which had been drowned out by a sudden noise that sounded exactly like a short person wrestling a suit of armor. (Don't tell Ed I said that!) After remounting her throne, Nari said, "I will now introduce you all to my king!" However, the ballerina/alchemists were still too busy tumbling on the ground and Roy was too busy writhing in agony to hear her. She just went on as if they had acknowledged her announcement. "So here he is!"
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Oh dear, that was too short, wasn't it? Oh well! Thx to everyone who reviewed!
Sara: Aren't you forgetting something? OR SOMEONE?
Oh yeah! Guys, meet Sara! She's my best friend and she wants to help with the story too!
Sara: Oops! Gotta go! Time for WWE!
She REALLY likes wrestling. She knows ALL the WWE superstars by heart. (If anyone is out there and knows them, who are they exactly?)
Sara: Oh and David is here again. Don't forget that.
David: Yeah, but only in spirit. TT California is nice, though.
Ok, we better stop before this author's note gets too long.
Sara: Why? No one ever reads them.
David: Some people do!
Sara: Oh yeah? BODY SLAM!
David: MY… BACK….!
Heh, well in the words of David, "We are SOOOOO outta here!" See ya next time!
(Ahem, please accept my sincerest apologies for my insane writing posse. ENJOY THIS PICTURE OF MY CAT CHARLIE! –holds up picture of my cute kitty—SUBMIT TO HIS CUTE KITTINESS BY REVIEWING! MUAHAHAHA!)
