I'm baaaaaack! Im typing this on Friday, but I'm probably gonna submit Saturday cuz I type SO DAMN SLOW CUZ OF THIS FREAKIN ARM! Doc (who I think was on pot at the time) said my arm wasn't broken, just badly bruised. I don't care what he said, cuz it STILL HURTS LIKE HELL REINCARNATED INTO MY ELBOW.

CP: Please excuse her, she's rather testy at the moment…

Anyhoo… (regains composure) since no one from my freakin writing posse will type this chappie for me, im afraid this one will also be rather short… Sorry!

David: Before the chapter begins, here are ISAS's TOP SEVEN WAYS TO COPE WITH A BROKEN/Bruised ARM: (they're not in order by the way)

1) Bust out the Ben and Jerry's. HELL YA! (Phish Food rox)

2) Watch every single anime dvd in your collection (YAY FMA AND NARUTO!)

3) Watch all tapes of House, M.D. in order

4) Daydream about how jealous your classmates are cuz u got the day off over a bruised bone.

5) Try not to think about putting on a T-shirt with only one arm. Very painful, not to be repeated any time soon.

6) Try not to think about being unable to play video games because every time you move our finger you must resist the urge to scream, "OMFG OW!"

7) When your brothers get home from school, rub it in their face that you got to stay home and eat Ben and Jerry's and watch TV all day (minus a trip to the Doctor.)

BONUS #8) SWEAR A HELL OF A LOT

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Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, Naruto, House, M.D., or to my deep sorrow, Ben and Jerry's. I own nothing except for my OC's, Nari, and THIS FREKIN ELBOW!

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Heh, and of course it just had to be my RIGHT arm, the one I frickin WRITE with but… oh… wait… the author's note is over, isn't it? Whoops. My bad.

Ok, so Adnamia, Soums, and Leonid were discussing how to take Nari down and save the world thanks to Soums's big brain and Adnamia's speed and Leonid's ability to sit there and look innocent and cute. "All right," the eldest of the three began, "I'll distract Nari by requesting her slave to do something stupid, while Adnamia grabs the mirror and puts the offensive strategy into action. Then Leo (As he is affectionately referred to) will sneak around back, remove his sack, and search for the warp generator, ok?" His siblings acknowledged him with a nod and got in position.

"Oh Great One!" Soums called to Nari, who was talking about toothpicks and peanut butter to her king, Itachi. (Y'all NEVER would have guessed THAT now could ya?) She turned her attention to the sacked man and replied, "Yes sacked man whom I am now turning my attention to?" He continued, "I was wondering if you could get your slave guy to do the Macarena and moonwalk at the same time."

Nari gave a malicious grin to the now bewildered Kakashi. "You don't really expect me to—" The famed copy-nin began. However, he was interrupted by Nari's shriek of, "NOOOOW!" If the world weren't in such a bad state that practically all the windows were already broken, they would have shattered at the ear-splitting screech.

And so our beloved Kakashi proceeded to do what looked like a cross between a dying animal twitching and a weird new-age disco while trying to defy gravity. It was a sight to behold for girls and boys of all ages… that is, if they were bent on being scarred for life. Anyway, phase two of the freakish future-ites began.

Ed and Al were still suffering from the jounin's genjutsu, and Adnamia's orders were to shock them out of it so they could be of some use. At first, she tried slapping Ed on the face. Nothing; he just kept on dancing. She tried kicking him the shin. He gracefully leapt into Al's waiting arms before her foot made contact. Frustrated, Adnamia finally shouted, "WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO SHOCK A STUPID SHRIMP OUT OF HYPNOTISM!" For some reason, no one else in the room heard her outburst. Apparently, though, her luck ended there. The "shrimp" in question had just busted out of his brother's grasp and yelled, "WHO JUST CALLED ME SO SMALL THAT THEY COULD FILL ME WITH HELIUM AND PASS ME OFF FOR A SINGLE-CELL MICRO-ORGANISM FLOATING IN THE AIR?" With a blank look on Adnamia's face, she pointed to Nari, who was now staring at everyone's favorite pint-sized (and now pissed off) alchemist…

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Sara: oooooh… Ed's gonna get the whuppin' on Nari now! (gobbles popcorn)

CP: Is there any way we can sell tickets to the event? I mean, this is like… the moment all of these readers have been waiting for!

Sara, yes. Patty Cake, no sellin tickets for events that don't exist.

CP: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

…Patty Cake?

CP: RAAAAAAAAAAAWRG!

(Chase commences involving Pat throwing me death threats whilst I say, "Hey! You can't hurt someone with a bruised elbow!...OW)

David: Erm… Seeing as I'm the only sane person here now, how about reviews?

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Scorpion-demon—Thanks for the sympathy. Broken bones ARE HELL. I just wish I could type for longer periods of time with one hand, but NOOOO. My hand gets TIRED…Stupid hand… :-) I feel better though that somebody acknowledges THE POOR IGNORED MIDDLE CHILD, as I am sometimes referred to.

Shaman-addict—(I'm not sure when you'll get this, seeing as you reviewed for my fifth chappie) Yup, Kakashi's forehead protector covers his left eye. Cuz when you look at his face either drawn or on TV, it's on the right side but it's reversed so it's his left. Sigh.. he's so dreamy…

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Note: this chappie took precisely 2 hours and 17 minutes to type, and only about 2-3 minutes to read. I HATE TYPING SO SLOW!