Nogga nogga bit bam shizzle! I'm baaaaaack.

Sara: Ignore her, she's still recovering from an all-night gaming spree.

You got that right, buddy! I stayed up ALL NIGHT playing Fullmetal Alchemist 2: Curse of the Crimson Elixir. OMG IT'S SO MUCH FUN! AND DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET PAST THAT BIG UGLY TAR-LIKE TURTLE/BUG THING IN BORD'WAN CEMETERY? CUZ THAT THING IS SO FREAKIN STUPID!

CP: In other news, I have a new story up! It's called Kirby versus The Shadow! If you want to check it out, just visit my profile! Me! Captainpeanuts1 ! WAHAHAHAHA!

O.O

Uh… Ok then…

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If looks could kill… no wait, please allow me to rephrase that. If looks could run at someone, put them in a headlock, snap their neck, beat them to a pulp, tie a weight to their ankle and sink them at sea, then come back a week later and retrieve the body to cut off its head and mount it above a fireplace…. Erm… you get the point… that's exactly what would happen to Nari now that a certain blond, shrimpy alchemist was glaring at her.

"GREAT NOW THE NARRATOR IS INSULTING ME TOO? YOU WANT SOME OF THIS LADY?" Edward Elric screamed at the heavenly deity known as me.

"What? Me? Insult you? No, no, no, you have me all wrong!" ISAS said sarcastically. However, Ed was too busy running at the Grand High Nuisance to notice my witty remark. Nari, who was talking to her king at the time, turned to see a very angry short person charging at her.

Kakashi simply looked on with amusement, though the source was rather disturbing. Ed had somehow been able to throw Nari in the air give, Itachi a black eye, and throw a roundhouse kick to Soums's head before Nari's other slaves seized him.

Even as they attempted to drag him away, Ed continued to rain curses such as, "I'm gonna beat you so bad you'll wish I beat you half a century ago just so you could get over the pain! (A/N That was the exact same thing I said before I proceeded to kick my brother's butt at Ratchet Deadlocked yesterday. -)

Luckily for Leonid, who was creeping through the doorway, everyone was too busy getting over Ed's wittle temper tantwum to notice the lack of his presence. He found to his dismay that the rest of Nari's castle was more confusing than her mind. (And we all know that Nari's mind is a concept that the world's greatest minds have struggled to comprehend.)

The young boy opened the first door he came to, but was very sorry soon afterward. He had come across Nari's bedroom…

Meanwhile…

Adnamia, having successfully distracted Nari and Itachi, pulled Kakashi (who yelped… wait… I just can't picture him yelping can you?) into the shadows. "Listen up spiky-head," she started, even the beginning of her request an insult, "If you wanna bust out of this joint as much as the rest of us, I suggest you pay close attention." Speechless, the silver-haired man nodded.

Meanwhile Meanwhile…

Though Nari's slaves were strong, Ed's hatred of all who called him the "s" word ( or any implied form of the "s" word, for that matter) was stronger. In almost no time he released himself from their grasp and was once again heading for her.

Back to Our Poor Little Hero…

Oblivious to the many happenings in the throne room, Leonid methodically searched Nari's room for the warp generator. He had a rather unpleasant experience in the royal closet, which involved coming across a few things 11-year-old boys don't see every day. Finally, close to giving up, he poked his head under the large four-poster bed. And guess what? There, in all its glory, was a shiny, brand new, WARP GENERATOR. Smiling broadly at the metallic contraption, he pressed a button and an all-too-familiar blinding flash engulfed the castle.

When the sun rose again on the peaceful village of Konoha, all would be returned to its rightful place, except for a stray person from the future here and there. In retrospect, it may not have been a very good idea for Sakura to run at Sasuke, knock him back in a hug, and ultimately slam into Adnamia. The conversation that took place afterward was rather heated, to say the very least… (A/N Watch out, Adnamia has a potty mouth)

The older girl yelled, "What the hell was that for you self-centered bastard!" Sasuke was not one to take a direct insult quietly, and therefore yelled in response, "Well maybe it wasn't my fault, ever thought of that you insolent know-it-all."

"If I didn't know it all," she relied coldly, "then I wouldn't have been able to save your sorry ass from that wacked-out nutjob."

The confrontation ended abruptly when Adnamia was dragged away by her brothers to find a certain mineral that would enable them to manipulate the time-stream at will… (hint-for-my-next-story-hint-hint-hint)

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Well, that was pretty random all in all.

CP: …No it wasn't…

Oh well excuse me Mr. Uh…um… Mr…. PERSON!

Anywayz, so I'm considering starting the grand finale in the next few chapters and wrapping it up sometime June. After that I plan on posting some one-shots for a while until I can tie up the loose ends in sewing together the plots of my original story and Naruto.

Sara: ISAS, you think ahead too much. You should stick to the present for once. I mean, live every minute like it's your last. Stay in perpetual motion. That kinda thing.

Also, I just think you guys should know this was sort of an experiment to see if my OC's were too sue-ish. ANY SUGGESTIONS OR COMMENTS WOULD BE MOST APPRECIATED!