Wierd story i came up with.Enjoy
Disclamer: i DON'T own re buti do own the squirrles. yup.
Albert Wesker was slowly walking to his home. He had just left from his office at umbrella H.Q and was taking a walk in the park. Well not really, it was just the quickest way for him to get home while avoiding the Adolfo twins. Everyday when wesker walked passed they let out there pit bull and let it jump wesker.
Today he tried walking in the park. But of course would a park be normal in my story? I think not. As he was nearing his home a squirrel jumped out from the bushes and stared at wesker. "What do you want you little brown fur ball? He asked glaring at it. The squirrel looked up at him and threw a nut at his face. "Why you little….." But it was too late, the squirrel took out a machine gun that fired nuts and aimed it at his face. "Oh shi…." He was attacked by a barrage of nuts flying towards his face" AHHHHHHHH HELP ME IM BEING ATTACKED BY A RABID SQUIRREL." But the only thing that happened was that more squirrels appeared, each armed with a nut.
Wesker screamed and ran trying to escape and get home but the squirrels had locked him in the park. He was trapped…….then a squirrel with a weird looking hat walked up to him. "Hello freaky blonde person, I am the chief of this army of squirrels." "Get me out of here." He said with an angry voice. "I WILL SUE YOU. I HAVE FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES." He said with a glare. "Heh heh heh you amuse us yet sadly for intruding in our territory you must die." He motioned for the two other squirrels that had spears. "Wait im bigger than you, you can't kill me. HAHAHAHAHAHA." He was about to leave when the chief said "As you wish, send out the hunters." Wesker immediately stopped laughing. "Hunters? Wha?" All of a sudden two hunters appeared with squirrels riding them.
Wesker screamed and ducked as one of the hunters tried to cut his head off. "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE. AHHHHHHHHHHH." Wesker awoke with his head pounding. He huffed "It was only a dream. Only a dream……..whew that was really odd." He looked out his window only to see a squirrel glaring at him. It was holding a nut. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." He yelled before getting knocked out by a rock the neighbor had thrown. "LOUSY FREAK SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT." The squirrel turned and gave a low sinister chuckle before disappearing into the night.
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