Life Lessons with the Marauders-Lesson 3: Being Random

"dgt re ghr d yg gg fgd," James said

"ad eu yqw dh nan io erer n siodw jd d" Remus yelled

"er fdgv re tgrdt jur" Peter agreed

"sge qwr sdrw" James spoke

"e rt" Sirius whispered

"rstgweau9i hjew ru4efj i039842jmcm iurhje kmlfiew4905 erkrwj , erdp ijmwedwo-9di kas awd wpoek j awe9d2e0 k,qe 3564g-0o91i3k, owpq3r89 k o34i2- lp5930k5m po34i23km 243o9- 490-ri m wer456yearsd 30i4j2m3 e-,m x 30 3 dprgk ,w fjeikfm elefjkorio09-v,mdpskfm rgerg3o9ik m4irju43ijtm k4irup5i oe e oe,qj93jkm i34m k5o5m 45 jm3 ret435 3 3r peijw REFREWBG RWEROKWERPOWERJENPIRJ !" Remus finished.

"bi0rwtj w4ojsd" Peter sighed.

"fe erwr gkme r k;enmf pi056t efrf hgj tgjk rt ty" Sirius pressed on

Then everyone died, including the kids who weren't even talking in random letters. Including Lily.

Moral of the Story: Writing random letters can kill people….so little kids make sure to spell EVERYTHING RIGHT.. or your parents will die.

Fin

I'm sorry for my friend Prevans. She really doesn't like little children. She fs them. All the time. It's quite sad. I'm trying to rid her of the terrible habit. She just never listens. She wrote this story. I'm going to write the next one. My friend now is not feeling any remorse, but I would just like to say little kiddies, you're parents would only die if you read this story. Have fun at their funerals!