Kett's Feudal Adventure
(Katie's Life) WELL WELL WELL! Long time no see ma friends, I know it has been long. BUTTT, I was waiting on at least ONE review. I got it, but umm.. NEVERMIND.. I am sorry that some of you did not like my fourth chapter:sinks in chair: but I had to set up the base story… ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND she was alone.. So, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT.. Tis very sad.. Very sad indeed.. :sniffle:.. ANWAZ.. Now ma story will get funny, cause ALL SAD THINGS ARE DEAD… zwoot!.. Soo.. PREPARE FOR FONNY.. NOT FUNNY.. READ BIATCH'S!
(1 week later) OH WOW.. Sowwies about that.. My parents left for bike week.. Which means.. I HAD TO TAKE OVER MA MOTHERS SLAVE JOBS.. I mean cleaning jobs.. Not slave job. :cough:.. And I had lizzy over.. So, she was a distraction.. DAMN MA FRIENDS.. I swear… they are all a bunch of leeches. YEAH.. YOU TWO HOLLYBETA.. Anywaz, I guess I will continue the story.. FINALLY.. READ ON.. P.S. tis some cussing in this one.. KK..
Chapter 5: A Cat's Encounter
She then turned around and slowly walked away from the graves. She was heading towards the forest in the south, towards new lands. She was starting off for something new, something important. As she was walking, she whispered the words Farewell while heading towards the rising sun.
She walked strait ahead, not caring where her legs would take her. She was exhausted, and her body yearned for sleep. "I got to get further away, just a little bit further." She told herself over and over again. She took a couple of steps, then her body came to its breaking point. She felt her legs give way, and the rushing of wind as she fell face forward. She was to tired to brace herself, so she hit the ground hard.
"Dammit!" She muffled with a mouthful of dirt. "I hate you legs, you suck!" She laid there for a while, not moving at all. She felt herself get comfortable, and instantly she knew what was going to happen. "Must not fall….. asleep…got to stay aw……..crap." She then fell asleep.
She slept there for a while as the day was passing by. Soon it was dark, and Kett still laid where she had fallen. She was snoring at this point. Then a rustling in the bushes awoken Kett from her slumber. Her eyes opened slightly, still filled with tiredness.
The noise in the bushes happened again, and this time Kett heard it.
"Hey, I hear.. :yawn: youuu…. So juss ome on owut." She said tiredly, and not really caring. She waited for a moment, but nothing came out. "I have a sharp thingy with me, it cuts..." She mumbled with sleepiness.
Then a small shape came out of the bushes. It was a orange cat, with a cream colored belly. The tips of its paws were cream colored as well, and it also had a cute bushy tail. The strange thing about the cat, was that it was standing on it legs, and it walked out of the bushes. There was something sparkling from the cats ear. With a closer look, she realized it was a gold looped earring on its right ear.
"Uh.." She murmured as she started at the strange cat, that was now walking towards her. "Kitty kitty!"
"WHAT!" The cat yelled while a angry mark appeared on its forehead and balling up its paws. The cat then took out a tiny green slipper with a cartoon bunny on it, and leapt in the air towards Kett. The cat then hit Kett over the head with the slipper while crashing down on her.
Kett was surprised by this, cause the slipper really hurt. It did wake her up completely, and now she looked at the cat confusingly. The cat jumped off her and backed away slowly till there was a small distance between them. The strange armed cat was still angry, and held out the slipper in front of him, preparing to hit her again.
"Oww.. Hey.. WHY YOU HIT ME YOU FURRY JERK!" She said while standing up and bonking the cat on the head.
"YOU CALLED ME A KITTY… I am a MALE CAT DEMON you idiot!" Screamed the cat, holding the slipper now in a defensive position. He did not notice the huge bump on his head from Kett.
"But, your so small and cute. You must be a kitty." She said while rubbing a well formed lump on her head as well. She then looked at the cats slipper, studying it, while the cat began to speak.
"Well, this is what I get. I walk threw the woods, and all I here is this outrageous snoring." Explained the cat in a annoyed voice and shrugging. "Where did he pull out that slipper from?" Thought Kett to herself, not listening to the cat. "So I decide to see who would be stupid enough to fall asleep in the opening, knowing that there are other demons in the forest." Continued on the cat. "He does not seem like he has any pockets or bags. Then where did it come from?" Kett continued to think to herself, still not listening to the cat. "Then I come to find a stupid women laying………hey…your not listening are you!"
"Nope!" She said while twirling around with a innocent on her face and sparkling eyes.
"ARGGGGGGGHH!" Screamed the cat, while throwing his slipper at Kett. It hit her directly in the forehead so hard, that it knocked her over.
She laid there for a moment, twitching a little. When she sat up, she noticed a intense burning feeling on her face. She raised her hand to feel her forehead. There was a imprint on it, she rubbed it again to figure out what it was. Then it hit her, it was the imprint of the cats slipper. It hit her so hard, that it left a painful mark. She started to get angry now. She rose with clutching fist and snarling. She had a evil look in her eyes, a look that froze the cat in fear.
"Oh, so you want to hit hard, DO YAH! Well, I have had enough, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NOW!" She yelled as she swung her zai around her till it was square in the cats face. The cat coward under the blade, shivering all over. "Wha?"
"uh.." Whimpered the cat, as he turned his head away from Kett. Then he twirled his head around and looked at her directly in the eyes. His eyes were all big and pouting. His face was all furry, well furrier than before. His bottom lip began to quiver in the cutest way, then he said. "MEOOOOOOW!"
She was stunned, it was the cutest thing she had ever seen. Her hand began to quiver, till she was unable to hold her zai any longer. She dropped it as she leaped towards the cat, arms open. Her eyes were closed, and she was blushing. She picked up the cat, and hugged him. The cats face never changed, even while he was being held. Kett's tail began to wag back and forth with her excitement.
"YOU'RE THE CUTEST LITTLE THING EVER… I can't hurt you, awwww!" She said while hugging the cat more and more. She was so busy hugging him, that she did not notice that his cute face was gone. Now it was a snickering smirk.
"HAA!" Yelled the cat as he lunged for her ear. He bit into hit fast and hard.
"AH! OWW!" Screamed Kett, as she tried to yank the cat off.
He would not let go no matter how much she pulled. He just bit harder and harder. She started to shake her head about, hoping that he would fall off. Instead, all he did was shake with her, twirling in the air. In desperation, Kett grabbed his earring. She yanked on it as well, and the cat made muffled sound of pain. The two were in a frenzy of yanking and biting, and both of them were to stubborn to let go first. In the middle of there battle, a loud grumbling sound was heard. It was so loud that both of them stopped. The cat let go of Kett's ear, and Kett did the same with his earring. They both separated, and then the noise happened again. This time there was two grumbles, louder than the last one. They both looked down at their stomachs, then back to each other.
"Wow, I knew that I was hungry, but I did not expect I was THIS hungry," Explained Kett while placing a hand on her stomach.
"Yeah, I know what you mean. We should get something to eat…hmmm.. HEY, why don't you go and catch some food. I'll stay here and make a fire." Reasoned the cat, while also placing his paw on his tiny tummy.
"Hmmm… why do I have to go and get the food? Is a certain someone…scared?" Asked Kett with a grin on her face.
"NO YOU IDIOT.. I AM NOT SCARED.. It is just that, you already have a weapon ya know and.." The cat said as he fiddled with his paws.
"UHUH…just face the facts, you scared cause your so SMALL. You would probably get attacked yourself, wouldn't cha!" She said till she busted out laughing. She was laughing so hard that she had to hold her sides in pain.
"No, I just don't want to go or take unnecessary risk ya know… and I uhh…umm.. JUST GO AND GET SOME FOOD.. Before I bring out the slipper again!" Snapped the cat. He looked like he was about to go berserk right there and then.
"Oh, I struck a nerve.. Teehee, FINE..I will go and get us some food, just have that fire up when I get back. GOT IT!" She said with a wink, and picked up her zai. She started off towards the woods, hoping to find a lake somewhere.
The flustered cat began to collect sticks and stones. Soon a fire was built and lit. The cat even put a ring of stones around the fire for safety. He took a couple of steps back to look at his hard work, which he was proud of. Then he sat down next to the fire and waited for Kett.
Meanwhile
Kett walked away from where the cat was, and started to sniff the air. She had a strong sense of smell, cause she was a demon. She stood there for a moment, letting the wind bring her smells. After a while, she caught the smell of water. She started to walk towards the smell. Soon she could hear the water, and then she could see it. She came upon a small lake that seemed calm. As Kett gazed upon the lake, memories came back to her, till she let out a sigh.
"Ha, well it seems that even fishing is going to hunt me now. I guess that is what I deserve, nothing more and nothing less." With that said, she lifted her zai, and waited till she saw a shadow of a fish like before. In a matter of minutes, she caught a total of six fish. She grabbed her catch, and headed back.
It did not take her long to get back, cause all she had to do was follow the smell of the cat. When she came upon the fire, she was amazed at how well everything was done. The fire was well prepared, and there was even sticks ready for the fish. The cat even made a little rotisserie device out of the sticks as well. She only smiled as she approached the fire.
"Well well well.. Seems to me that I miss judged you. You did a pretty good job with the fire." She said while giving the cat a warm smile.
"Uh, umm.. Same as you, you got some food pretty fast ya know." He said, as retrieving the fish from Kett. He stuck the sticks threw the fish, and placed them over the fire.
They both sat there, waiting for the fish to be done. None of them were talking, and there anger seemed only like a faint memory now. Kett looked over at the cat, still with a smile on her face, and decide to find out his name.
"Well, while we wait for our food, I might as well introduce myself. My name is Kett." She said as she placed her hand on her chest.
"Oh, well my name is…….umm….. I don't know if I can tell you my name… you'll only laugh at me." Whimpered the cat. He looked up at Kett with embarrassed blushes on his face.
"Oh, I won't laugh, you can tell me. OH COME ON.. Promise!" She said, and then held up her fingers in the scout code way.
The cat sat there, fidgeting with its paws, trying to decide if he should. After looking at Kett then his paws, he decided to tell. He looked up at her, still frightened.
"My name is………uhh… Snickers." He whimper in a tiny voice, hoping not to be heard.
Kett just sat there for a moment. She was surprised, cause things don't really have that kind of name in their time. She instantly wanted to bust out laughing at him, but she was fighting herself. She did not want to make fun of him or hurt his feelings. Still though, it was very hard.
"So….uh…your name is….. Snickers… r-right?" She said while still trying her hardest not to laugh. Then she snapped her fingers when a thought came to her. "OH.. I GET IT.. You name is cute like that cause you a KITTY.. Duh!"
Then before she could turn to look at Snickers, he became engulfed in a red flame. It wasn't a normal flame, but he was just super pissed off. (in simple terms) His head slowly turned towards Kett. She looked at him, then became extremely frightened. He had pulled out a slipper that was even bigger than himself.
"OMG.. HOW DID IT GET BIGGER..AHH" She screamed at the slipper came crashing down on her. She laid there on the ground, in intense pain. The biggest lump in the world had formed on the back of her head. She did not move, it hurt to much to even wiggle.
"The fish is done, jerk." He said in a annoyed voice, as he reached for some. He began to eat as Kett just laid there, still stunned.
Thus this is how there first night together began and ended. Snickers eat most of the fish, while Kett spent most of the night in pain, and on the ground. Little did they know, that a small friendship was starting to form between them, rather if they liked it or not.
These two tempered cats fight all the time. How will they stop, and how in the world can they become friends? Where in the heck does Snickers pull out that dangerous slipper from? OH, and will Kett ever get any food? Both of their lives will began in the next chapter.
Chapter 6: Two Cat's, Two Friendships
OKAY, I understand that this chapter was extremely LONG.. Terribly sorry.. I had to make up for lost time.. Ya know.. Oh, and I know that this chapter is COMPLETELY different from my other chapters.. I want ya'll to get to know the true Kett, ya see… She is still a kid, somewhat, and she it not only serious. She is playful, funny, and at times silly… she did start off all sad and tough like, but that is not all of her… I hope all of you get what I am saying.. KK.. And just don't be all.. "WOW.. BIG CHANGE THURR".. well… I do hope like the change, ANNNNND I hope all of you will get to know Kett's true self.. THANK YOU ALL FOR READING.. LOVE YA LOTS.. :cracks whip: HEYA BETTA.. DO YOUR JOB.. AND GIVE THE LOVELY REVIEWERS SOME COOKIES.. BIA.. HEYA.. :cracks whip again:
P.S.
I have waited for like FOUR DAYS.. And my Beta has informed me that she cannot fix my story, cause she is starting work today….. SOOOO.. After pondering with myself.. I have decided to just post the story like it is.. So there will be mistakes.. Terribly Sowwies.. I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR EVER.. And I am going to be leaving this weakened for the Animazment Convention.. Sooo… I will be gone for a while.. OKAY.. I HOPE YALL AREN'T THAT MAD… and once again.. Sowwies about the mistakes.. Tee hee.. TOODLES… I guess… THANK YOU.. REVIEW PLEASE..Oh. and here are ya'lls cookies.. :tosses cookies threw the computer: YEAH FOR ALL.. TIS MY CRACK COOKIES.. :snicker:
