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Chapter 2- The Meeting!
"Okay, team! Some of us doesn't get a role, so they'll just be extras! Okay?" Iruka announced. Everybody nodded in agreement.
"Okay, first. The Narrator should say his script... Ahe-hem." Iruka nodded once to Kakashi as a sign. Kakashi cleared his throat.
"Once there was a a king and queen. Who wanted to get a child of their own. So one night, they decided to do it. The Queen quickly undressed and-..." before Kakashi an continue.
"Whoa! Whoa! Foul, foul!" Iruka formed a 'T' from his hands.
"What was that?" Iruka asked dumbly.
"That's the scripts silly! See for yourself," Iruka grabbed the paper that Kakashi held out.
"Who put this in?" Iruka asked with a red face. Obviously mad.
Then, something hit him. "JIRAIYA-SAAMMMAAAAAAAAA!" Iruka screamed.
"Huh? Is it me or is somebody calling me?" Jiraiya talked to himself. "Oh well, back to business." And Jiraiya continued to peep to ahem ahem. And started to giggle silently. "Sometimes, delight kisses you right in the lips!"
"Here's the scripts!" Iruka handed out the script to Kakashi, who looks rather disappointed.
"I refuse to read this stupid piece of crap! I mean, I'm not even interested in Fairy Tales!" Kakashi folded his arms against his chest. He looked away as Tenten awaited for her role to be called. She waited and waited. Then, Naruto decided to play along.
"And Aurora lived in the woods with her fairy godmothers! Not knowing her true identity. Soon, Aurora was ordered by the fairy God mothers to get berries from the woodlands." Naruto said aloud.
Tenten got out of the curtains and acted. She began to sing a song.
"I wonder...
I wonder...
I wonder why each little bird
Have someone to sing to.
Sweet things to.
A gay little love melody.
I wonder,
I wonder,
If my heart keeps singing
Will my song go wing-ing
To someone
Who'll find me
And bring back a love song
To meeeeeee -bleagh-!" Tenten rolled her eyes.But the others have to admit she has a naturally heavenly voice!
"A prince! He's tall, and handsome! Not to mention inconsiderate, stubborn, mean, cold-hearted bastard who keeps on abusing me! He stomped on my small body and crushed all my bones then..." Tenten was out of control, but then she heard a clearing of throat form the curtains where she just belonged. She smiled at Neji who was giving her a stern look.
"He's tall and handsome! And just when we were going to say goodbye! He take me to his arms... And then... I wake up!" Tenten acted to be sorrowful.
"Yes, it's all just a dream." she acted with a grin.
Then, Neji goes out with a fancy suit. And Kiba as his... Horse?
"Samson? Hear that?" Neji acted with a scowl. "What a melody! An ear-piercing junk!"
Then, Neji caught a glimpse of Tenten and saw that she has a kunai in hand.
"What a melody! It sounds so peaceful and compassionate!"
"Come on, Samson!" Neji said to Kiba.
"It's Kiba!" Neji gave Kiba a defiant look. "I mean, neigh!" Kiba run.
"Come on! Giddyap!" Neji ordered. Take hold of yourself, Kiba! Take hold of yourself!
And the story goes on.. Regardless the bloopers they made.
A/N: Ei, Folks! Sorry... But I really got to cut that.. Anyway, the next chapter would be the whole story itself! Don't worry! -smile-
