Disclamier: I DON'T own any of the Invader Zim Charaters. The only one I own is
Foxxyana.
On with the story!
Chapter1:Dib...What a dildo?
In a small green house on Earth, lived three begins. One was a great almighty Zim, he was now the best Irkan invader
with the help from his friend/lover, Dib and Foxxyana. Then can Zim's sidekick Gir and he was a little Sir unit. Gir can do
all types of thing, fly, shoot laser out of his eyes and waffles. However he was little wrong on the head. "Little" beening the
key word and an understatement. Next came Dib, he was Zim's human friend and lover. He was smarter then any human
on Earth. And like to study paranormal stuff, he was really good at it. And he had Zim to prove it. Those three live happily
in the little green house. Sometimes Foxxyana the princes of the universe,mighty ruler of all, and the most beautiful of all.
Came and stay their, when she could get alway for Red and Purple and her royal roles. But mostly Red and Purple.
It just happen to be this day that our Dib was sitting in the living room, when Zim came in.(A/N: Zim and Dib are both
teenagers. Zim is 17 and Dib is 16. And for the sake of knowing Zim is taller the Dib.) Hearing someone come in the room,
Dib look over his book Zim.
"Hey what up?" Dib smile at his lover. Patting the space on the couch next to him, he mention for Zim to come over.
"Why are you so early out of your lab? Normally it would take Foxxyana and me hours to get you out of there."
"Are you not happy that I Zim am out of my lab?" Zim ask going over to sit next to Dib. "I could just back, if that what
you wan..." Before Zim could finish Dib cut him off.
"No! It's just weird seeing you out here without me having to offering you sex. Or Foxxyana threating you to get out of there."
Putting his book down, he move over to Zim and sat on his lap. And put his arms around Zim's neck and hugging him.
"It's kind of nices, you know." Dib said look at him with a small cut smile.
They both stayed quite for a whiled, just enjoying each other company. However that didn't last,
"Dib-Human I have something to ask." Zim broke the silence around them. " It's something that I beening trying to solve."
"Well, what is it Zim?" wondering if something happen to his lover."Is something wrong?"
"No! I wanted to know what this thing is." a metel leg came for between the couch and Zim, it was holding a long,thick,
banana shape object.
Dib could only stare at the object once he realize what it was. A hot pink color speard throughout his face as he look
at it. There was no mistake on what it was but that didn't make it easier explaining to Zim what it was. It was a dildo.
It was about 12 inches long and about 5 inches wide. It was green with small yellow bananas on it. And on the mushroom
tip, it had a piecing. Dib had a hard time controlling his breathing at the thoughts he was having. (Pervert.)
Zim to notice this and look at the object now in his hand.
"Well what is it?"
"...Oo"
"Dib-Human, tell Zim what this is!"
"..." still no answer.
"Zim demands to know what this is!"
"..."
"ZIM COMENDS YOU TO TELL HIM AT ONCE WHAT THIS HUMAN-OBJECT IS!"
"...Hmmmmmmmm..." Dib is in a far away land now.
"FOR FUCK SAKE DIB! I WNAT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh" still in far away land
"DIB!" Zim couldn't take it anymore, why was the human not answering him?
Dib, who was in the middle of far away land snap out of it.
"What? Did you say something? Dib ask sheepishly.
"Yes, Zim ask what this humen object was." pointing to the dildo
" That a dildo, Zim."
"And what those this dildo do?"
"Um...well a dildo, it's like a toy."
"A toy? You give it to the Humen-Children?"
"No it's a adult toy."
"And what do you Human do with it?"
"We play with it. You see this is a sex toy. And it when... let's say you're not here and I'm horny. Well I would get that
out and pretent it was your dick." Dib pause for a moment as a blush colored his cheeks. " I would get my fun when you're
not here. It can also be use when people want to have more fun screwing around."
"..." Zim was looking at the dildo.
"There are different type of dildos too. Ones that vibrate, other turn and extend in you, and alot other that do other stuff."
"So it a toy for sex?" Zim got a weird look in his eyes.
"Yeah, pretty much."
"And brings more pleasure to it?" he's grinning now.
"Yes."
"Can you show me how it works?" Zim grinning like a manica
Dib not really seeing the look he was getting from Zim said yes.
3 hours...
Beautiful Lady Foxxyana is walking back with Gir from the mall. It had been a wonderful day shopping around.
Walking up to the green house's door, she stop hearing screaming.
"YES! PLEASE ZIM TURN IT HIGHER!" Dib scream
"DO AS I SAY AND GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEE HUMEN!" was Zim this time.
"OH YES! YES!...HOLY-SHIT ZIM! DO THAT AGAIN!"
"ENOUGH OF THIS TORTURE! PREPAIR YOUSELF FOR THE ALMIGHTY ZIM!"
Mouns and scream could be heard from inside the house as Foxxyana took Gir and ran.
"You know what Gir?" ask a mentally scar Foxxyana
"Yessssssssss Fufu, Were goz it TACOSSSSSSS. I LUV TACOSSSSS?"
"Yeah that sound like a good idea and we'll eat ice cream after that too." Foxxyana run to the farest Crazy Taco
stand in town.
7 hours later...
Back to the green house.
Zim and Dib both lay content on the couch. Dib on top of Zim, while lay on the couch rubing Dib's back.
"That was real nice Zim" Dib purred
"Mhhhhhmmmmm"
"We should really do that again sometime."
"Mmmmmmmmmhhh."
They both stayed quiet for a whiled.
Dib look up and around.
"Hey? Where Foxxyana and Gir?"
"Mhhhm...They went out shopping to your Human-Mall, don't she can handle herself." Zim yawn and close his eyes.
Dib followed his example.
FIN
My friends did that once and I walked in just in time to see it. I never saw my friend the same again.
Tell me what you think.
