Early morning rays woke Tom from his deep slumber, a gentle breeze fluttered through the curtain drapes. He felt positively Electric.
A wandering eye carefully took stock of his body.. his pectorials seemed larger... abdominals defined.. and...

Oh.

Oh.


Two days and the Boy was still not up. Sarutobi grunted with little patience. Anymore, and council will have my head. Ok, not my head, but they will say i-told-you-so with the kind of fury that only shinobi posses. He snorted.

To lose an asset this early in the game? What a pity! What an annoying loss! What a fucking disgrace!

He sneered. The Boy better haul his ass here immediately or have all of his privileges struc-

"Sandaime-sama" Owl broke his rant.

"Yes?"
"The asset is-"
" Bring him to me. Immediately." His voice brooked no argument.

He then lit his pipe and waited a moment before taking in a deep breath.
Ah yes. I am calm as the Water. Strong like the Mountain.

A spike in Chakra alerted him to stare at the young charge brought before him.

His hair was tousseled from sleep and he was wrapped in a blanket, the picture of health. He looked unassuming.. Innocent.
The Boy was alert.

Well.. The Hokage thought. Some things don't change.

" I apologize, Hokage-sama.." Voldemo spoke then, breaking the silence. " I am late.."
"Not to worry, my dear boy-" Sarutobi started, watching the boy flinch. Interesting.
"-although, I do wish to know what you did that exhausted you so. You missed your appointment"
He quirked an eyebrow. His shinobi had, of course, described The Boy's ritual in detail. Though, he knew not what the asset was up to.

Tom, who was up until this point unflappable, raked a hand through his hair agitatedly. His blanket fell apart minutely, and Sarutobi jerked back spluttering on a lung full of tobacco.

What..?!

"I apologize, Hokage-Sama" Tom bit out again, his jaw taut. "I underwent a ritual, you see... it was supposed to make me match the superior speed of your kin.. unfortunately it has lead to a few side-effects.."

Hiruzen could only nod, his mouth agape.

"I have not had the time to test it as of yet, but please allow me a couple of hours so I can do so with my team. They should be at the training ground soon.."

That brought him out of his reverie.
"Now look here, my bo-"
" Do-not-Call-me-that." a sharp voice cut over him. His guard tensed.

Hiruzen forced himself to relax.

"Voldemo... perhaps you would like to take care of your.. uh. What did you call it? Side-effects first? Hm?" He asked pointedly.

"No." Tom gritted out.

"Or, perhaps.. I could send over somebody to help-"

"I said no, Hokage-Sama. If that is all, I would like to keep up appearances"

And with that, the boy turned and marched right out.

Impudent child.

"Oh, you will be keeping your appearances up, alright.." The Hokage muttered darkly.
He was truly getting too old for this shit.

"Owl, send Sakumo after him!" He barked, exasperated beyond belief.


When Owl alerted him, Sakumo almost yelled out in joy. He hurriedly packed his equipment, picked up his toddling son and made his way to the team training ground.

His adorable son was, obviously, the best choice for an icebreaker. Genius called out to genius after all..

Tom had been Chakra Exhausted for two whole days! And if that wasn't irresponsible, he did not know what was! Well, it was good he was up now, and he could flirt with the pretty little kouhai.
Sakumo hummed as he bounded across rooftops, unsurprisingly in a good mood.

"What is wrong with the village.." little Kaka-chans voice brought him out of his musings.

Sakumo almost scolded his son out of habit, -no Kakashi, you must not bring your superiority out to play in front of the masses-yes I know you are superior- no, letting them know will not help- they are your comrades- you must learn to get along with them- when he realised that the village was indeed acting odd. Very odd, indeed.

There was a smattering of gossiping ladies. Pink cheeked and giggling men and women. Green faced men with their mouths wide open.

Curious.

Sakumo opened his senses in an effort to eavesdrop.

"-pretty.."
"-if only I could tame-"
"Who-?"
"I want-"

.. no, The Silver Haired Shinobi thought. I do not want to know.

Sakumo reached the training ground in a sunshin, ready to flamboyantly declare his presence but stopped short.

The Uchiha and Voldemo were sparring.

...with a slowly growing number of spectators?

Namikaze and Hakano looked on rosy cheeked and wide eyed, unable to turn away from the disaster, or so he presumed.

Odder still, was the fact that Voldemo was keeping up.

An uppercut to his chin- dodged. -Tom ducked and rolled and pulled a clean sweep.
The Uchiha was sweating profusely and was undoubtedly getting angrier by the second.
" ...not so cocky now, are we?" he heard Tom say.

Then the little Uchiha deliberately made some space by bounding back with unmitigated fury, hand signs ablaze. Sakumo almost jerked to intervene when he saw it.

He choked.

In the space created, he could finally see Voldemo. And when he said 'see Voldemo', he meant all of him.
Tom looked ripe for the plucking. Muscles coiled, and ready to pounce.

But that was not the problem, no.

No.

The outline of Tom's arousal stood proud and erect against his thin pants. He reared back in preparation for the Uchiha's attack, and the bulge... bobbed.
Sakumo let out a strangled whine.

Heat poured out of the Uchiha's mouth but Voldemo created water with a flick of his wand to douse it. Voldemo did not allow the brat to take another breath. There was a split second when air shifted around him and he appeared behind the Uchiha sweeping him successfully this time. He pulled the boys arms over his head, and wormed his way over his struggling hip.

"Yield." He hissed, power emanating in the word.
The Uchiha stopped flailing and ducked his head, but not before Sakumo saw pink dusted on his cheeks.

Oh, that's it. Sakumo growled.
He sunshinned to Voldemo, grabbed him and went straight home.


Idk man, here's a couple of filler episodes. Not overall important to the plot but gives some direction. Roll with it lol