Disclaimer: Don't own Star Wars.
Thanks for your reviews! ;P I'd never expected that many... so here's two more. I'm planning six in total.
REVENGE OF THE SONNETEER
In sooth, I know not why he speaks like that.
A Jedi should be understood by most
Most students of the Force are so, but yet
This Jedi Master in that cannot boast.
Old age, it may have addled Yoda's brain
Or learning Jedi ways hath made him mad
But it gives English teachers lots of pain
Because his sentence structure's kind of sad.
Each utt'rance chopped in two and swapped around
What a feat of language acrobatics
Perhaps he knows not how weird he doth sound
Or else he only speaks like that for kicks
A lost case, this Jedi Master Yoda
Perhaps that's why they left him on Dagobah.
RETURN OF THE INFINITE IMPROBABILITY DRIVE
TIE fighters are tied up
In that hangar over there
Luke Skywalker's lost
Every piece of his underwear.
Lightsaber self-activated
And fell on someone's head,
The head of Osama B.L.
So now that fella's dead.
Okay... I was going to type review replies for everyone, but then realised that in the end they were longer than the chapter itself. That tends to annoy some people, so... just a thanks to Favourite, Miss Piratess, Goddess of the Neon Rose, ultra-violet catastrophe, streetpanther, Zazzie, Jackie, De-Femme, MicroCHips, Countess Jackman, Dani3, BeaumontRulz, kyLaaa, Trinity Day, Labrat-Speedy, Insane Kawaii Shippo-Chan, Silver-Kalan, Banksie, Padfoot Reincarnated and Mei-Zhen and Wolverina.
For those people who asked stuff or to whom I want to tell stuff:
HyperCaz: There are better poems out there, trust me. ;P There's this fic in my favourites list that's called A Mary Sue Alphabet or something like that... it's good.
Empress of the Eclipse: 'SPORFLE'? What's that mean?
Grim Reaper: Java is a computer editing programme, ergo 'features messed up more by Java' just means that his features were heavily edited.
scrb3331: You actually shrieked? In the cinema? What did other people say? ;p
Melenna: Okay, I won't diss them. :D
The Hobbit Lass: What bald woman? ;P Thanks for reviewing!
