A/n: Sorry it's taken so long to update but I was workin' on my other story then I just couldn't be bothered to type which was really bad, but I'm back in action YEAH!

Chapter 2

Harry struggled against the binds that held him hostage.

"Potter" cried an oddly high pitched voice that sounded strained, "stop struggling I'm trying to do my make-up", Harry strained his ears and found that the voice came from the shadows.

"Show your self" his hoarse voice echoing around the room.

"Can I at least finish my make-up?" the voice asked,

"Err sure" said Harry worriedly confusion etched across his face.

30 minutes later

"Oi Potter can you wake up because I mean like u have to see my grand entrance"

Harry awake just in time to see a small figure with long blond hair step out of the shadows.

"V…Vo…Voldemort" he stuttered out,

"Yes of course it's me who else would carry things dashing looks?" asked Voldemort,

"Hang on a second, have you shrunk and grown hair oh my god Voldemort have you grown a nose!" Harry said gob-smacked,

"Yes quite stunning really isn't it?" Voldemort did a very worrying movement with his hair, (A/n: like prince charming in shriek 2 at the beginning).

"Voldemort are you ok?"

"Yes never been better thank you Harry"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes quite, though Harry there is something I must tell you"

"Oh and what's that?" Harry asked thinking he had heard and seen it all, Voldemort ripped of his cloak and said, "Harry I'm your mother"

Whatever Harry had been expecting it wasn't that! He uncertainly took a look at his 'mother'; he/she wore a cocktail dress that was a deep blood red, sliver stilettos, her/his hair in pig tails and a few ringlets surrounded her/his face, her/his blue eye sparkling under her light blue eye shadow.

Harry's binds dropped of him, "Give your mom a hug darling"

Harry unsteadily walked towards her/him, and they finally meet in a hug.

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Voldemort screamed clutching Ted for the second night in a row.

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(A/n: sound familiar), screamed Harry, "That's it no more Star wars OR thumb wars"

Ron who had heard Harry's exclamation, grinned manically grabbed all his star wars and thumb war thing's then set them a light, "Pretty lights" giggled Ron whilst Harry had a Darth Vador moment.

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A/n: Darth Vador moment it is the 3rd episode when he looks p to the ceiling and starts screaming NO at the top of his voice.

So what do you think and I've decided 5 reviews 1 chap and so on.