Disclaimer: Don't own Star Wars, probably never will.

Here's another poem... ;P. I watched The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy two days ago, so I'm feeling happy and froody now. (If you're a Hitchhiker's fan, go check out 'So Long, And Thanks For All the Phish' by Ol' Janx Spiriteers; it's a H2G2 e-mail fic that me and my friends wrote. We want reviews. :D)


THE BUNSEN BURNER STRIKES BACK

It was a science lesson at the Jedi Academy
The students in the science lab having fun with Chemistry
They used their Force powers, made the test tubes float around
Now and then they'd slip, and liquids splattered to the ground
Luke Skywalker watched as they all did titration
Little faces screwed up in deep concentration
Then they tried their hands at crystallisation
Salt from solution through evaporation
The Bunsen burners had to come on now
But Jacen Solo wasn't quite sure how
He turned on the gas, grabbed the lighter
Clicked it; suddenly there was quite a
Scary stream of heat and green light
That gave poor 'lil Jacen a fright
The Bunsen burner went screeeeeeee
Jacen backed away and he
Called for help. "Uncle Luke!"
Luke sighed. "What now?" "Look!"
Bunsen burner
Now strike backer
All a
Round the
Room.
BOOM!

THE END


Random note: The first two lines had 14 syllables, the next two had 13, next two had 12 and so on...

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Once again, HyperCaz, The Hobbit Lass, Ainahim, Padfoot Reincarnated - thanks for reviewing!

And for the rest of you:

ultra-violet-catastrophy: You cried in the cinema? Oookay. Uh, it's spelt 'Obi-Wan', and yeah, I like him too. ;P Oh, and do you know that the two actors who played Obi-Wan were born within three days of each other? Ewan Gordon McGregor was born on 31st May, and Sir Alec Guinness was born on 2nd April 1914 (and died on 5 August 2000). Um, and it's spelt catastrophe, actually, not catastrophy... not that it matters. :D

Countess Jackman: What's wrong with the way Yoda talks? Like it, I do... Strange, your English teacher is.

scrb3331: Yeah! Hitchhiker's:D Have you seen the movie yet? It's not a good idea to shriek in the cinema... the last time I did that was during Matrix Revolutions, when the oboe solo started... (DON DAVIS!) ...people thought I was weird, because most of them wondered what I was shrieking at because most of them probably didn't recognise an oboe solo. Anyway. Yeah.

Raablyn: I was looking through your bio - which is kind of long - and there was this part near the front: 'Lolth: Signaporian Flying Squirrels'. Uh, did you mean 'Singaporean Flying Squirrels'? Because, um, yeah, I live in Singapore (Darn. Now everyone knows where I live.), and I was just wondering. And I didn't know there were flying squirrels here, but maybe there are and I just keep mistaking them for normal squirrels.

Melenna: Go watch it! It's good. Thanks for reviewing!