A/n: right sorry 'bout the delay my fellow fan fiction people…
Here's the update that no body has been waiting for.
Chapter 3
The Hula
"Ok Voldie what do you want know?" Harry asked tiredly, his right hand on his hip, his emerald green eyes fixed on the snake like man in front of him.
"Well to be truthful Potter I don't think this whole Cruciatus thing is working on ya." The snake dude answered.
Harry nodded in an agreement.
"So I've decided, 'cause I'm so kind, that you will have the honour of being tortured by my new and improved method."
"Joy" sarcastically answered Harry rolling his eyes.
Voldie grinned, "You want be like that was my torture has started"
"Whatever Big V"
Voldemort TRIED to raise an eyebrow. The key word in that sentence; TRIED.
Harry TRIED not to fall on the floor, laughing hysterically. Yet again the key word is; TRIED.
"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT BOY!" shouted Big V, hence the 3 exclamation marks and the capital letters.
"You… you … you 'ent got no eyebrows" Harry managed to say before clutching his stomach in pain, yet the tears of joys still flowing from his eyes.
Big V glared menacingly, which unfortunately went wasted away on Harry who was still on the floor.
Voldemort went up to hi and picked him up by the scruff of the neck he chucked Harry on the pink fluffy chair. Voldemort's eyes widened, "Oops wrong chair"
The chair quickly swapped to hard wooden chair.
Harry pouted unhappily "I preferred the Pink one, change it back!"
"NO!" shouted Voldie his face still in Harry's.
"God Voldie have you very heard of tic tacs"
Voldie got a look of thought upon his face, "No I can't say that I have" Voldie answered.
"O" said Harry looking down.
Hours passed as the 2 enemies sat in a comfortable silence until …
"Why? I mean why did you want to know if I had heard of tic-tacs?"
"O that" laughed Harry, "I just thought you needed one hang on, I think I might have one hear"
Harry looked through out his pockets and pulled out some chewing gum, cap, Quidditch through the ages (shrunk of course), cookies, crisps, a drink, £10 note, 3 2p coins, 1 20p coin, 6 1p coins, 5 hard boiled sweets, mm's peanuts, Jaffa cakes, monster munches, Fanta, water, Blackcurrent, cheese, grapes and … … … … …
A daisy and finally he found a box of super strong mint.
"There you go" said Harry cheerfully offering Voldemort a tic-tac, and then roughly stuffing everything back into the many pockets that had randomly appeared on his robes.
Voldemort eyed the tic-tac wearily. It could be a trap from the LIGHT side, yet it could be a harmless little sweet. He took a deep breath closed his eyes tightly then chucked the tic-tac in his mouth.
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"Voldemort… my lord shall we proceed with the plan, but faster?" asked one with a silky voice which sounded oddly familiar to Harry.
"Yes" croaked the dark lord his throat sore from screaming.
HE quickly sat "Where is Ted!" he screamed
A different DE ran into the room this time carrying a teddy bear.
Voldemort sighed deeply holding the teddy close to him "Don't worry my lovely Ted, I'm ok. There is nothing to worry about" he carried on whispering quietly rocking back and forth for many minutes before he carefully put Ted under his Robes.
"My faithful subjects, you may proceed on the count of 3" he put up 3 fingers "three… Two" a finger went down, "One" the other finger bent its way down, "Zero" he hissed menacingly putting down the final and only finger left.
Music (sounding Hawaiian) blared from the ceiling. The Death Eater's ripped their robes revealing a Hawaiian suit and they started to dance to the hula.
Bellatrix and Narcissa broke away from the circle of dancing death Eaters and pecked Voldie on the check then came to Harry………………………………
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Harry awoke sweat dripping down his face, the other Gryffindor boys looking at him worriedly. Harry's eyes widened in horror as the dream came back to mind.
He ran to the bathroom scrubbed his face then ran out of the dorms to find his head of house.
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Voldemort awoke as normally blah blah blah, though this time Snape heard him and ran to his side. Voldemort told him to collect potter if another dream such as this one accord again.
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Snape stormed throughout the corridors towards the headmaster's office. Big V had told him if the dream and he was of to report to Big D (Dumbledore).
He swiftly walked to the gargoyle and to his surprise met Minerva McGonagall there with golden boy joy the sarcastic man thought to himself.
The trio climbed up the stairs to see big D doing the Hula. The three people that entered the room quickly entered screaming.
Dumbledore looked curiously at the door "I wonder what got into them?"
A/n: Sorry about the long delay. I was going to update Sunday but I didn't have enough time and over the week I was away with school. So I'm updating now for you lovely people.
