Disclaimer: Mine, Star Wars is not.

There will be more poems, eventually; probably more than six, but I don't think I'll be able to post much soon because I'm supposed to be studying for my O Level prelim exam.

I just watched 10 minutes of Constantine some days ago before my parents gave up on the grounds that it was too depressing and went to watch something else. Anyone seen it? Is it worth continuing?

Someone wanted limericks... so here they are! With two haikus.


HAIKUS

Search your feelings, Luke
Or I will do it for you.
You wouldn't want that.

xxxxxx

Yoda is greenish
And he's also kind of short.
Funny little guy.

xxxxxx

LIMERICK ATTACK!

There was a young Jedi named Kevin
Who stayed on the fourth moon of Yavin
He walked out the door
And saw a rancor
And chased after it with a javelin.

xxxxxx

There was an old Jedi called Yoda
Who lived on the planet Dagobah
One day he did brew
A beverage new
And called his new drink Coca Cola.

xxxxxx

A Tatooine farmboy named Luke
Once decided to learn how to cook
He whipped up some dishes
They tasted delicious
Perhaps it was all just a fluke.

xxxxxx

A really strange hairdo had Leia
Could even defy gravity, ya?
This poem is bad
The rhyming is sad
Like in this line, you see ah?


That's it for the moment. Review! ;P
Thanks for reviewing - Asha Ice (Okay, ask your band friends. ;D), The Hobbit Lass, nidriel (falling off chairs is dangerous), Dovasary (uh, what's with the chickn' grease?), dhibi, aurorawolf (off-topicness is the point. ;P), Padfoot Reincarnated (here's more!), HyperCaz (so you burnt yourself?), crossbow (yep, that was the point), Melenna (PIZZA! Pavlov's dogs. Whee.), Grim Reaper and randomidiot.

Anakin-Padme: Yep, I didn't have much idea to continue and I was just plain bored too; I wrote that while waiting for my mother, then she turned up and I just ended it. Argh, literature O-Levels for me in November... and no, I'm not doing well in literature in school. Did really badly in my mid-year exams. Just scraped a pass of 52.
scrb3331: Only the first two Hitchhiker's books are really worth reading... the last three aren't that great. You're having flag day? Um, what's that got to do with anything?
ultra-violet-catastrophy: Okay, I think you're the fourth person so far to review and say you like my penname. ;P Nope, I haven't died of boredom yet. There are more boring things in life. Like some classes in school. You know karate? Whoa. I don't. I thought it was Jeltz the Vogon... Oh, and quite a lot of people don't think much of my poetry. I tend to get rejected a lot from poetry competitions and stuff, because mine aren't abstracty enough and can actually be understood.