I'm BACK! I've been busy with finals and regents and my computer was getting fixed. Sadly, during that time, I had no time to fix my writers block for Chibified. I've gotten a few but I cant piece them together. If you have ideas, give me a pm.

Anywho, My Turk RPG is doing great! 20 members and 7,841 posts as this chapter is posted. I need people to RP as some ShinRa exectuives (please... I dont want to be the President anymore (not Rufus... His dad) or be Veld and Tseng at the same time! Just take Veld!) We still have some Turks open, lots of characters from the GAME, and your own characters are welcomed to join. See my profile for the link.

Another surprise was that not many people reviewed this fic... I'm working on a humor Turk drabble and I need to get 'I'm Sorry' and 'Chibified' out of writers block.

Without any a-do. Rufus! DISCLAIMER!

Rufus: Laili does not anyone or anything in this fic but the ninja squirrels who are not present in this fic.

And here is Victim#2...


A little bit of fun…

Chapter 2: Second Victim…

Tseng was out like a light on the couch. He just got back from a mission that took all night being awake. He had gotten back just three hours ago and slept on his couch. He had told his secretary to tell anyone who calls that he'll call back later.

He had his head in a pillow, and another on his head to block out the noise, his shoes kicked off on the floor and in a pile, his uniform was a mess and was wrapped up in a small blanket with a Wutaiian dragon on it.

He was smiling under the pillow. Having dreams on being on a much needed vacation with no paperwork, phone calls, Reno, headaches… the works.

Then the phone rang…

Tseng rolled in his sleep. "No... don't leave…" Tseng muttered and sat up. He looked at his desk as the phone rang. He then got up, forgetting that he had no shoes and cursed that his secretary skipped a call.

Tseng then picked up the phone, yawning. "Hello?"

It was Rufus.

"What! Your pen? Sir you can just use another—OK OK! Don't yell at me!" Tseng was now yelling on the phone. "Ok. Capture her and bring back your pen… for a reward? Uh-huh, ok, I know what to do."

Tseng slammed the phone down and put his shoes on, cursing that Rufus wants him to get his pen back.

Tseng left his office, walked down the hall and into the lounge…

The blinds were down and the lights were out. The only light was coming from the TV. Reno was on the couch, stuffing his mouth with his third bag of popcorn. Elena was in the middle with a pillow in her arms, feet on the couch. Rude was at the end of the couch crying…

"Oh, Robby… I have to go…" The TV spoke. All three were watching a black and white old romance movie.

Rude was wiping his cheeks with the tissues the Elena held out to him as she was crying as well. Reno sat there in boredom, hand holding his head up.

"Don't worry Sally, I will be here waiting for you to come back."

"Can we watch some other movie?" Reno broke the silence.

"Shh!" The two Turks held their finger to the lips and went back to crying at the movie. Reno sighed as he ate a piece of popcorn. "Booooooorrringgg…."

"I promise I'll come back someday…" Sally said.

Rude let out a bawl as he cried and blew his nose. Elena was wiping the tears with her finger.

The door opened and Tseng turned on the lights. Everyone hissed like vampires and Elena covered her head with the pillow. Reno was blinking and Rude was rubbing his eyes under his sunglasses.

"Turks!" Tseng shouted.

Rude and Elena shot up and stood straight as Reno fell off the couch and then stood up and straighten himself up, sighing.

"What up man?" Reno looked at Tseng.

"You have a mission." Tseng walked in. He turned off the TV as he walked back and forth in front of the coffee table and the three Turks.

"Sir, we just got back from one." Elena said.

"I know, Rufus's pen has been stolen by his new assistant." Tseng stood up.

"Which one? He's got like fifty of them." Reno lifted his eyebrow.

"The silver one with the Shinra logo with his name inscribed on it, signs everything with that pen." Tseng shook his head.

"Can't he just use another one?" Rude said.

"I told him that and said and I quote 'fuck it, I will not use any other pen to sign paperwork'." Tseng stated.

Reno was laughing. "He said a bad word!"

"You do too Reno so shut up!" Elena punched him in the arm.

"Ow!" Reno rubbed his arm.

"Your job is the capture her and return the pen to the President, he will present a reward to the one who brings it back." Tseng stood in front of them. All three Turks smiled.

"What's the reward?" Reno asked.

"Didn't say." Tseng stroked his chin, thinking. "Well, go get the pen and return it."

"You aren't helping sir?" Elena asked as Tseng began to leave the room.

"I have work to do, calls to return, and lots to do. Let me know when you captured Laili." Tseng left the room.

All three stared at each other.

"Maybe it's a big raise!" Elena jumped for joy.

"Booze!" Reno smiled.

"Ice cream." Rude said. The other two looked at him.

"How much do we bet?" Elena asked Reno.

"If it's anything one of us said, losers have to pay a thousand gil each to the winner, if not, well, we don't pay." Reno said. "Fair enough?"

"Deal!" The two said.

"Ok! Off we go for a stupid pen." Reno pouted and grumbled as he grabbed his EMR and walked out, followed by Elena and Rude.

Laili was walking around, pen in her hand and humming a tune. She was looking around and was planning her next move.

She turned to see the elevator until it opened, revealing three Turks. She froze as they took one step and froze, staring at Laili. Laili looked back.

"So, Rufus couldn't catch me himself huh?" Laili grinned. "This just makes it more fun."

"Looks like cats and a mouse. Three against one." Reno grinned and Laili sprinted. The other three ran after her.

They were going in circles…

"Someone shoot her!" Elena yelled.

"Orders were to capture! NOT KILL!" Reno yelled as he ran. Rude just kept running.

Laili took a right and ran.

Everyone stopped.

"Hey. Idea! Rude, go after her and me and Elena will catch up by taking a shortcut around and we'll have her surrounded." Reno pointed to the hall.

"Good idea." Rude said as he ran down the hall after her. The other two ran down another hall.

Laili ran by a soda machine and skidded to a stop. She took a few steps back and she got an idea. Reno did say that if you want in extra soda, kick the machine after hitting the button. I'll put in 20 gil and… hee hee hee…

She reached into her pocket and got out 20 gil and put it in the machine. She hid behind it closest to the buttons and waited for Rude coming up. She noticed the dead end at the hall and snickered.

When Rude was five steps away, Laili hit a button and kicked the machine. Rude was now rolling and toppling on forty soda cans and rolled down the hall and hit the wall, knocking him out.

Laili looked behind her and then up, finding her exit in an air vent but first…

Laili reached over to Rude and carefully took off his sunglasses off his face, then reached into his pocket and took the spare one he kept out. She placed the ones that were on his face on the top of her head and the other hung on the collar of her shirt.

She then jumped up, punched open the vent and went in…

"You crackhead! There is no shortcut!" Elena shouted. "We gotta head back 'genius'."

"Ok then!" Reno shouted. "I just remembered that it was the 30th floor I was talking about, this is the 63rd!"

They ran back and down the hall that Rude and Laili ran though. They found Rude with cans, soda and into a wall knocked out. Rude was slowly getting up as they ran in, rubbing his head. "Ow…"

"Rude where's—" Reno then screamed like a girl. "RUDE YOU'RE NAKED!"

"Reno!" Rude growled as he adjusted his uniform. "I am not!"

Elena and Reno whispered something and Elena stepped up to Rude. "Rude, what color is Reno's hair?"

"It's red. Why are you asking?" Rude squinted.

"I mean with your sunglasses on…" Elena nervously bit her lip. Rude blinked and realized… they weren't on him. He reached in for the spare and it was gone too…

"SHIT!" Rude cursed. "Now she has BOTH of my sunglasses! I'm use to seeing Reno's hair being puce with my sunglasses on… sometimes purple…"

"PUCE!" Reno's jaw dropped. "Puce! You're screwed up man!" Reno turned his back and made a hand motion like lifting his hair and adjusting it like a model.

"Wait… where did she get out?" Elena asked. Rude was looking up and pointed up.

"She's in the vents." Rude said. "Who's going after while the other two search floors?"

"Uh… rock, paper, scissors." Elena held one hand out. Reno and Rude did the same. "Winner has to go. Two on two, Reno, against me."

The two shook. Elena paper. Reno scissors.

"Ok, against Rude." Elena said. The two men shook their fists.

Reno paper. Rude rock.

"Reno, you go." Rude smiled.

"WHY IS IT PAPER IS DEFEATED BY ROCK!" Reno yelled.

"Because we can roll it up in a rock, throw it at you and you think it was just paper!" Rude shouted. "Now get up there before I shove you up there!"

"Besides, you know the vents more then us. Remember April Fools?" Elena crossed her arms.

"Elena! Zip it before I come over there and do something bad to you!" Reno shouted. "Remember that 'important' meeting I came just in time for. I took the vents because the elevator was busted and I hate stairs!"

"Reno!" Rude shouted at his friend.

Reno sighed as Rude got two hands ready and kneeled down a bit. Reno took a step on Rude's hands and Rude pushed him up into the vent and Reno crawled through.

"Great… the President's pen, your sunglasses, what's next?" Elena sighed as she and Rude went down the hall.

"Guys!" Reno shouted. The two turned to the vent. "She's heading for Tseng's office!"

"Oh no…" Rude said and the two ran for the elevator.


Well... everyone who guessed didnt get it. Since I mentioned who the next one is... no cookie for guessing right... but chapter 4, is a surprise...

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