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Rufus: While she's doing that, Laili does not own anything in this chapter other than herself.

And here's victim #3


A little bit of fun…

Chapter 3: Third Victim…

Rude and Elena walked down the hall to Tseng's office. His door was in sight and then Reno fell from the vent, taking the vent cover with him and landed in front of Rude and Elena's shoes.

"Yo!" Reno saluted and got up. "There's a vent under Tseng's desk. She's coming out from there."

"What do we do with Tseng?" Elena asked.

"Don't know…" Reno said. "I'll piss him off so that I run and distract him. You two get her and whistle when you get her."

They all nodded and opened the door. Tseng had his back to them as he was talking on the phone. The three watched and Elena poked Reno and Rude and pointed to Tseng's desk.

There was a hand…

Laili sat under his desk with her hand taping for an object to grab. Tseng was still talking on the phone. Her hand tapped around until it landed on Tseng's cell phone.

Everyone bit their lips. If Tseng's phone goes missing... he'll be pissed…

Her hand snapped under the desk and Tseng then turned around and hung up on the phone and looked to see the three at his door.

"What are you three doing? Did you capture her?"

"Uhh… we were asking if you seen her?" Elena lied. Tseng was tapping his fingers on his desk and was looking at them.

"No. If I did, I'd capture her myself. Now if you excuse me… I need to add minutes to my… cell…" Tseng looked to see that his phone was missing. "Where's my phone?"

"She has it sir." Rude said. "When you were on the phone."

Tseng looked like he was going to burst. "THAT'S IT!"

He reached under his desk and pulled out a rifle. He cocked it and grabbed a tranquilizer bullet from under his desk. "HAS SHE TAKEN ANYTHING ELSE?"

Elena and Reno pointed to Rude.

"Sunglasses. Both of them." Elena said. Rude nodded with a sad face.

"We need to take her down now!" Tseng shouted and walked out of the room.

"How sir?" Elena asked.

"You three are to bring her into the training room. And I'll tranquilize her." Tseng pointed to the gun. "I'm getting in position. Get her out from wherever she is and lure her there."

"Okie dokie boss man!" Reno saluted and turned around. "Rude, get me in a vent!"

"Vents?" Tseng raised an eyebrow, rifle on his shoulder.

"She went under your desk through the vent and took your phone sir." Elena nervously smiled. "We didn't want to disturb your call, thought it was important."

"Actually, it was my mother." Tseng began walking down the hall. "Needed to wish her a happy birthday."

"Oh." Elena looked shocked. "Well. Happy birthday to your mother."

"And I needed to talk to my father about something." Tseng sighed as he went into the elevator. "Anyways. Lure her to the training room. I'll in position."

"Alright sir." Rude nodded.

Laili was crawling through the vents, trying to get away from Reno, who was trying to catch up.

"Yo! Get out of the vents and maybe we can talk something out!" Reno shouted.

"No way!" Laili shouted back as she took a drop to the 54th floor.

Reno froze at the top of the vent, staring down at Laili and an idea came to mind. "You know, there's something you can take from Elena in the training room."

Laili froze and looked up at Reno. "Well… I don't know what to take from her."

Reno grinned. "Her fire materia on her materia bracelet. Or just the whole thing consisting of fire, confusion, HP plus, and… she had another… oh, and break."

"Really?" Laili put her hands on her hips and smiled. "Where do I go for that?"

"The training room." Reno smiled. "You know something, you're cute. Wanna go on a date after this?"

"No." Laili dropped out of the vent and onto the floor.

Reno cursed and grabbed his cell and dialed a number, calling Rude. "Yo, get Elena to the training room. She's the bait."

At Rude and Elena's position…

"What!" Rude snapped on the phone. Elena looked at him like there was a problem. "Ok. Fine! We're going!"

Rude hung up and grabbed Elena by the arm. "Come on Elena!"

"What's wrong?" Elena asked.

"You're the bait. He was able to talk her into stealing something from you in the training room." Rude growled. "And tried to hitch a date with her."

"I'm what!" Elena shouted.

"He said it was the only way!" Rude then stopped, threw Elena over his shoulder and got into the training room.

Tseng was seated on top of a vent near the ceiling in a dark corner, rifle was in his arms. He looked to see Elena on Rude's shoulder. Rude dropped her and told her to stay here and left.

"Elena?" Tseng looked at her. "Where's Laili?"

"I'm the bait!" Elena shouted in anger. "Reno talked to her that I'm in the training room and she can steal something from me. As for Rude… I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING!"

Tseng raised an eyebrow. "Well, at least she's coming here. Try and look busy for the next little while!"

Elena sighed and grabbed a rifle off the wall and a polishing rag. She then sat on a bench and cleaned it.

Reno popped his head out from the vent cover under Tseng. "Yo. Elena here?"

"Yes. Do you know what Rude is doing?" Tseng glared at him.

"He's hiding behind the door and when she walks in. He's going to closed it and lock and barricade it." Reno grinned. "This is the best plan I've had yet, gimme some credit in that!"

"Fine." Tseng sighed.

Reno grinned as he watched Elena. "Yo! Elena!"

"What Reno!" Elena snapped.

"From up here, I can see cleavage!" Reno grinned. Elena frowned at him.

"Sir?" Elena raised an eyebrow with a smile. Tseng punched Reno on top of his head.

"Reno! Stop sexually harassing Elena!" Tseng yelled.

"Thank you sir." Elena smiled as she polished the gun.

"You're welcome Elena." Tseng smiled back. Reno pouted as he put his hand on his chin, holding his head up making funny faces of Tseng talking.

Elena turned her head. "Here she comes."

Laili walked in and the door was shut behind her quietly. Rude then on the other side moved a desk in front of it and sat on it.

Reno smiled as he was out of sight. Tseng took aim.

"Hey Elena!" Laili smiled.

"Oh. Hi." Elena smiled back as she cleaned the gun.

"Whatcha doing?" Laili asked, hands behind her back.

"Cleaning a gun. I'm done chasing you around." Elena continued to clean the gun. "Have you seen Tseng today?"

"No… I was looking for him if he wanted some pizza and wings with Rufus." Laili shrugged. "His secretary said he went here with a rifle not too long ago."

Tseng cursed and mentally noted to fire his secretary.

Elena bit her lip. "Well… he hasn't come here yet too… too… help me with shooting!"

Tseng mentally noted to not fire the secretary, but give Elena a raise.

"Really?" Laili asked. She was now walking in circles around her.

"Yes. He was going to give me some tips on using rifles… need more practice in those." Elena nervously chuckled.

"Uh-huh." Laili looked around. "Seen Reno or Rude?"

"Nope."

"The why do I see red hair in the vent over there and Tseng with a rifle." Laili pointed to them and ran. She tried to open the door but it was locked. Tseng tried to aim for her but Elena got in the way in order to grab her and accidentally shot Elena. Laili then hopped into a vent above.

"Reno!" Tseng shouted.

"I'm on it!" Reno was yelling in the vents. Tseng hopped down on crates and boxes and to Elena's aid cursing.

Rude sat outside waiting…


Well that was good.

Rufus: Indeed.

Tseng: WHY MY PHONE!

I cant steal your dot of your head, or your hair.

Tseng::mutters bad words:

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